Desperately need an Emeril reality show

Bran van 3000 is ahead of it’s time Fred again

The material was SO easy to connect to!

Meet @mackgordon.bsky.social, the narrator for THE TROUBLE WITH HEROES audiobook, coming soon! And did you know that instead of sending $$ to giant corporations, you can get your audiobooks from @libro.fm & support your favorite indie bookstores? libro.fm/audiobooks/9...

Someone should start a boomer punk band with a 70 year old singer who sings mostly about north face and Patagonia gear

Remember how fun it was to look at your class schedules in high school and see who you had what classes with?

I can no longer tell the difference between @sethrogan.bsky.social and the singer of The National

Getting really into Shirley Temple lately

Burger is one of my favourite dishes

Has anyone ever seen Jon Stewart and Dan Cortez in the same room?

Whatever your goals, chocolate milk can help you achieve them

I’m a man who likes his cereals three dimensional

So many musicians named charlie

Running sides for an audition for The Graduate with your mom? Bad idea…

My mom just chanted “Pizza Hut”

Wandwich recipe: Toast english muffin, toast waffle. Apply syrup to each individual notch in waffle. Butter Muffin. Put Waffle in muffin.

If you're not already listening to Baker Street by Gerry Rafferty, you should be.

Over the years on the other site, I would often go over my tw**ts and only keep ones I thought funny or relevant. I never had many followers, I wasn’t very active, but the collection would make me laugh or reminisce when I read it. Gonna post one a day here and back up the collection…

The craziest thing about German people is that they’ll sometimes name their kid Helmet

Considering the popularity of bubble tea, I’m shocked tapioca pudding isn’t more en vogue