This account has 777 followers. Here’s why that’s bad news for Arbor South. #a2council

Opinion | Ann Arbor’s oldest Buffalo Wild Wings is closing. Downtown has never felt so corporate and sterile. #a2council

Jordan Acker to join the Weiser Center for Eroding Democracies. #goblue

In the aftermath of a severe storm, Mayor Taylor shared photos of trees uprooted, pointing to damage from a tornado. But in this Northside Diner, we talked to three townies who were pretty confident of a different cause for the carnage: sidewalks. #a2council

The City's Emergency Manager, who I support, did public engagement, which I support, to decide the fate of outdoor warning sirens, which I support. Most people want to keep the sirens, which I support, and the City decided to keep them, which I support. Mayor Taylor ought to be ashamed! #a2council

One night of severe weather uprooted more trees than installing sidewalks near elementary schools has in the past several years. Here's why I still think Kindergarteners should have to walk to school in the street if it saves a single tree life. #TreeLivesMatter #a2council by Chuck Ream

Chris Taylor has won a seat on Wisconsin’s Supreme Court. Here’s why that’s bad news for Chris Taylor. #a2council

“Transphobia on the internet is caused by fake-Democrat Mayor Taylor’s Republican housing policies” by former A2 Council Member Nelson I wish it were @a2pitchbot.bsky.social, but alas

Roses are red Ann Arbor is pretty I feel really lucky To live in this city #a2council

Opinion | As a motorist, I appreciate the new bike lanes and road diets, because they make driving safer and less stressful in addition to protecting vulnerable road users. #a2council

Opinion | The new apartment building next door should be taller. But I like how it looks. #a2council

My 90 year old daughter was surfing nextdoor when she asked me gravely, “dad, why are the beavers murdering trees in Hudson Mills?” When I told her “because Mayor Taylor and his developer pal shitlibs refuse to arrest them for first degree tree murder,” she started crying. #a2council

Opinion | Raise the weather shields! #a2council

My eleven-year-old was sitting in our living room when she asked me gravely, "daddy, why did Big Gretch let someone build a duplex five feet from our property line?" When I told her "because she believes in supply and demand," she started crying. #a2council

Opinion | The miniseries “Roots” chronicles the struggles of enslaved people to maintain their human dignity in the face of indescribable oppression. As an Ann Arbor Nextdoor lead who once got called a “boomer Karen,” I’ve never felt so seen. by Chrissy Granitemelter #a2council

In this midwest college town, liberal townies don't know why the state would reduce minimum lot sizes and allow duplexes by right. But they do know this: if they see a new apartment in their neighborhood, they'll be voting for John James in November. #a2council

Opinion | I’m a lifelong Republican. But Mayor Taylor’s plan to legalize duplexes in my neighborhood has me asking, “did Mao Zedong have some good ideas?” #a2council

In this Northside diner, these landlords aren’t sure who abducted Nancy Guthrie. But they do know this: on the missing Lowertown PUD money, Chris Taylor is public enemy number one, and he’s still on the loose. #a2council

Roses are red Violets are blue It's been lovely Spending Valentine's Day with you #a2council

The bike lanes are empty Ann Arbor hates cars There's too much traffic Driving home from bars #a2council

There once was a real estate agent Whose fees added up to big payments. She learned R1 could be dead so with bitterness said, "But there was no public engagement!!!" #a2council

I live in a mansion. Upzoning is theft. My vote for mayor? The "Socialist" Yousef.

The election cements Taylor's corrupt ploys Time to send in The bulldozer boys #a2council

Our boy he was hungry but good So he texted his love in the next hood Love said, “Bike up to Maple What you want’s on my table. Come on over, I’ll give you this Ricewood.” #a2council

A journalist living on Hiscock Saw More Neighbors signs on his block "Pause the Plan!" he did belch To his friends here on Felch "New apartments must be blocked!" #a2council

There once was a normie Burns Parker With a yard sign that said Black Lives Matter. The Plan took the stage; Burns Park shook with rage. "But new neighbors' skins might be darker!" #a2council

Wild nights - Wild nights! Were I with thee Wild nights should be Our luxury! Futile - the ZBA - To a Heart by right - Done with the PUD - Done with the CLUP! Biking in lanes - Ah - the DDA! Might I but ride - tonight - In thee! #a2council

Townies' got questions About troublesome mergers Why did the Libary Buy the Observer? #a2council

Blood streaks are red Bike lanes are green Was he wearing a helmet? Or high-vis to be seen? #a2council

Roses are blue Violets are red Misinformation Continues to spread #a2council

King of the Posters In your head lives rent free And all you can muster Is FUCK YOU MARK LEE! #a2council

I am the Lorax I speak for the trees So fuck all them kids And their housing needs #a2council

Chris Taylor's a Fascist Trump isn't one though I studied the Holocaust At Yale, don't you know? #a2council

Circles have one side Decadomes have ten Now the lot will host housing Not grumpy old men #a2council

We decided to shutter Our 501(c)(3) No more campaign law breaking For the old LGC #a2council

This is just to say we have dissolved the “nonprofit” that we made for the Commons and which we were definitely using for tax fraud Forgive us it was our lawyer so sour and so old #a2council

There's no housing crisis I got mine for free From my mom and dad Please vote for me #a2council

Roses are red Violents are blue No apartments near me. I got mine, fuck you! #a2council

Roses are red Planning meetings are ghastly Pause saying “CLUP” It sounds real nasty #a2council

Democracy is dead Council connives CLUP is their own Project 2025 #a2council

Ann Arbor is liberal Our heart's good and sweet But "those people" will ruin The character of our street. #a2council

Roses are red Onyx is black Lover, corrupt me Like you're the mayor's PAC #a2council

Plans can be Paused Obstructed, delayed... Ignoring the need Cuz *I'm* doing okay #a2council

Roses are red Violets are blue We're going to spend Valentine's day with you #a2council

Opinion | Our cherished heritage Arby’s, which I never patronized, must be stopped to prevent further overcrowding on Washtenaw, which I personally contribute to, and stop more rich tech bros from moving to Ann Arbor, where I don’t actually live. #a2council

My six-year old was riding his bike in the new Broadway riverside park when he asked me gravely, “daddy why does Yousef Rabhi hate this park?” When I told him, “because using public dollars to clean up pollution is a neoliberal shitlib grift,” he started crying. #a2council

Some say the swap of one locally owned chocolate store for another is proof that Ann Arbor's downtown is healthy and vibrant. But we caught up with Ward 1 #a2council candidate Rebecca Arends while she was downtown taking pictures of dog shit, and she’s not so sure.

Opinion | The City was wrong to decline a formal partnership with the very serious professionals at the Library Green Conservancy. Here's why it's unfair to hold LGC, which is run by inexperienced volunteers, accountable for breaking campaign finance laws. #a2council by Tim Weirdo, Esq.

The Library Green Conservancy to join the Weiser Center for Eroding Democracies #a2council