Friday the 13th AND Valentine's day? You know what that means Jason Voorhees wishes you a happy Valentine's day!!

When I was 4, the ice cream truck came into my neighborhood and I was SOOO excited. so I ran outside with my piggy bank. I tripped. and my piggy shattered. The ice cream man looked at me and drove off.

When inspiration strikes, you gotta listen. "My fellow Americans, watch this trick" - Obama and his Fushigi ball

hello bluesky I'm sorry I forget that you exist

I am not just ZaweakE I am also... ✨Za-TwinkiE✨

pp

Bear

Spotify wrapped came out I SLEPT LISTENING TO TWENTY ONE PILOTS FOR MONTHS that's why they are taking up everything :{ still love them tho :} 1,871 songs this year 95,624 minutes listening (sleep listening does a lot) 728 artists 258 genres Age 32 and also a leader in the group thingy

Whoa mama. They trapped me in the orb mama.

Yo Kitcat if you see this I'm gonna bite you 😌

More Fellas!! We got OOOOOO he really scared. The twiners they are happy, sad and MAD! John, he got wings! Woomba!! he likes to Cleaaaan!

MY PHOTOSHOPPING WEBSITE IS NOT BLOCKED ANYMORE YESSS

I have a teacher who looks and sounds like Mr. Mackey from south park. After everything he says, there's an "okay " after. He's bald, skinny and has glasses, and his name is even similar!

Batteries are just tootsie roll pops where you have to lick it enough to get to the acid on the inside. Mr. Duracell, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a battery pop? Lets find out! a-one, a-twoo, a-three *crunch* AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I don't like when people announce to their families that they are TRYING for a baby. They are just announcing that they are banging when ever they can.

cookies D:

Currently drawing Ozzy Osbourne as a ballerina its going to be beautiful

I just wanna say if your shower has these types of knobs ESPECIALLY IF THERE ARE TWO OF THEM, one for hot and one for cold. I want your shower to apologize.

How is it that a FLORAL DESIGN class is more stressful than anything else I WANT TO CRY

This also speaks to me

I named them Mmmm is just a line (not a mouth) Runny is a little nosey Pluggle is very STRONG and there's swoosh

I love my parasite fellas The Hiker is sad there are no bears!! Brick got crushed by an anvil :{ Oobles is melting and what is that thing?

Look at theses fellas I made! what are their names? I don't know, they just speak to me through my brain like parasites

No surprises by radiohead is how life feels to me rn

My favorite thing I've heard someone say about Trump, in the what the fuck are you talking about way, is "He speaks clearly"

Begging right now to be put back into an art class this year I don't care how much I complained last year please take me back

I've fallen

I'm so dehydrated I had a dream that I drank a whole glass of milk like it was the most refreshing shit in the world

don’t need me for anything i’m here in my mind rn

says the man with a piss kink

I hate children

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of someone who would’ve celebrated yours.

Charlie Kirk spent his life‘s work and all of his energy and time targeting out-groups while arguing for a world in which gun massacres would be easy to enact, plentiful, and inevitable, and he became famous and wealthy doing it, and we’re now not supposed to mention that because it’s not polite.

Bunger

here is a colored Gubby

Chat Chat Chat I've created something and I'm now emotionally attached this is Gubby :}

the snail

Why do I still have to explain why its bad to say the N word to my step mother?? I also had to explain why we're called crackers lol

Let the record show that I have never in my life hoped to hear that someone is dead as much as I am right now.

🎵🎶~~ It feeEEEeeLs~ and SOUNdddsssSs~~ like there is a MArbLLleEEee~~ in my Earrrrr~~🎶🎵🥰🥰🥰

about to present I'm either going to cry, throw up, or piss myself YIPPPPPEEE

Im gonna have a ear infection soon, I feel it 😔

I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE I HATE

Bro this kid just made Chase cheat on Sky (the dogs from paw patrol) with a princess. Now Zooma and Marshall is going to trap the princess to get Chase and Sky back together. The princess snitched on Marshall and Zooma. Chase got mad and trapped them back. This story is crazy

didn't feel like finishing Barry, BUT NOW I'm watching kids, so still can't finish Barry

not much progress on Barry Styles, depending on how I feel I might finish it later today

Mama Plum doodle

Barry so farrrrr