The world was robbed of Jim Varney (Ernest himself) doing serious roles. The man was a trained stage actor!

i mean, i guess technically i am

oh okay

me showing off my new hearing aids to everyone

okay movie, you've got my attention

RIP DAVID LYNCH

1999. Eddie Pepitone in a Louis Theroux documentary. www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eUL...

someone needs to make a new police radio code chatter stock sound because if i hear “785 code 6” one more time in a movie or tv show i’m gonna lose my fucking mind

oh cool the world’s ending

stupid saturday morning photoshop

really love the legal notice sign guy in the background

i love a show with a dedication to the renewal of temperance and virtue

i only saw 2 films in the theater this year because i'm a bad moviegoer and sick of doing things alone, but the best new movie i saw this year was the 1st of the 2 i saw in the theater and it is clint eastwood's JUROR #2. long live clint.

the 1970s -- when plaid and stripes joined forces to assault the eyes of those who dared to look

so i’m watching the milli vanilli doc on paramount plus and noticed that in the press conference that revealed that rob and fab didn’t actually sing on the albums, one of the real singers is wearing a ducktales beagle boys shirt. why?

i totally get what they're going for with this new rock n roll high school 4k cover, but you really can't top the original william stout art and it should never be replaced.

Jimmy Carter's grandson told me he'd urged Jimmy to watch @TheSimpsons for its 'smart political satire'. In the first episode Jimmy saw, we called him 'history's greatest monster'.

went to the academy museum with my cousins today. it was cool.

when jay leno stole back the tonight show from conan o'brien because the ghost of helen kushnick told him to, he caused a rift in the space-time contiunuum that is still being felt to this day

do you think criss angel talks like that because he always has a goldfish or a scorpion or something in his mouth just in case he has to do a trick

my cousin asked me if i had frosted tips and i had to remind her that im almost double her age and it is just gray hair

merry christmas

i wish i could live in this picture

i wish my skill of having the entirety of "the ghost and mr. chicken" memorized could be monetized somehow.

this man worked with jack benny youtu.be/yh-5DmnDwPU?...

after watching the day the clown cried doc on tcm i no longer believe that harry shearer has actually seen the film and is making it up for clout

it should be illegal to release a blu-ray and not include the original theatrical trailer(s)

Eugene Levy Reaction Video

omgg u guyez did u knowed that die hard is a christmas moovieee???????!?!????????!??!??

the past couple months have been good movie months for me

rewatching one of my favorites from this year

does anyone else’s spotify sometime show the wrong art for certain songs or is it just me

can't believe i didn't notice them taking a photo of me

he's so cool

HOLY COW www.criterion.com/films/29466-...

i wish i was dead www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBXc...

i can find a little bit of levity in the depressing world of being under 40 and having to buy hearing aids for myself by laughing at silly photos on amazon listings

dumb idea

not that anyone cares, but i started a substack to write about movies i watch and i'm starting with youtube creator films. follow me here substack.com/@jeremyallis...

maybe it'll be me because i'm a glutton for punishment, but someone really needs to do a retrospective of all the youtuber """movies""" and how they're clearly ways to launder money directly into the creator's pockets with the promise of the most high concept/low effort content of all time.

i had a boss who made me go through over 100 magnum p.i. ringtones for him until finally one made him happy, and i still have the first 5 seconds of that theme stuck in my head, and that was 15 years ago.

threatening

i always liked luigi better than mario

i feel like, for every year of my almost 39 years, there have been 3 pairs of "original ruby slippers" that were "stolen" and "finally discovered"

They might be giants, but I guess there's really no way of knowing. I mean, it's not like we can tell by just looking at them.

i did not expect these to arrive one and a half months early but i am not complaining one fucking bit

I want to live in the world the Bay City Rollers live in — where everything is perfect and happy and covered in plaid