im deadass connecting w yall on linkedin

on an airplane rn watching this little girl in front of me play good pizza great pizza on her ipad like its a twitch stream

everything erika kirk has done after charlie kirk's death is like how in the netflix seasons of arrested development you find out lucille was actually way eviler and more insane than george the whole time

really into this youtube account that makes high quality journalistic content exclusively about donkey kong

a somewhat minor detail in dune that doesnt get mentioned in the movies is that they invented ai and it went so poorly that there was a century long war about it that ended with humanity basically banning all computers

ok so how it works is if you misplace something in the same spot 5 times in 1 month you unlock the ability to say "wait maybe it's over there" upon all future misplacings. we divide your unlocked spots by the total number of surfaces in your home and this is how we calculate your "Search Stat"

hey guys youtube took down the next video in my "dracula reviews rare and expensive hot wheels" series but its already up on nebula and my patreon

guy at the urgent care last night told me the medication he's prescribing me can make periods worse and then before i could respond to that asked if im on birth control #whoa

about once a month i get so annoyed at a game u google "*insert game* is bad" like a child and then i read a reddit post that makes me even more mad bc the person who wrote it isnt mad for the right reasons

We welcome @mads.haus back to the site as she finds faith in a sub-par arcade. www.startmenu.co.uk/home/madelin...

chandler would've loved 2026 😔

going to the retro game store to buy mario tennis but saying "hm...i wonder if they have Muramasa The Demon Blade" out loud while pretending to browse so the schlubby virgin manning the cash register will respect me

heated rivalry finale is really good if there's not someone next to you saying "isn't he like 30" during the emotional parts

"timothee only said he deserves an oscar because he was promoting marty supreme" wrong. he said that because he is marty mauser in real life

these "bitches" should be registering to vote. there is a FREAKING CHEETO. in the white house be on the right side of history

(new rap song ive invented) bitches be the george and im just jerry bitches actin sponge and im straight gary

metroid prime 4 is bad

i think if we all agree to rack up huge klarna debts and not pay them klarna will go out of business and we get to keep our money

soul of sovereignty chapter 3 is out now! #soulsov gigidigi.itch.io/soulsov

commenting "this is where real men cried" on a youtube compilation titled Moments Where Rick Proved He Loves Morty

everyones hating on me for using grok ai to generate my feature length debut "Friends The Movie: Road To El Do-Ross-o"

really good subreddit i found

difference between me n yall

judas if he posted on the slap: Planning something crazy tonight. If you see Jesus, tell him I'm looking for him. [FEELING: Sneaky 😳]

HELLO BLUESKY HAPPY CAPS LOCK DAY THIS IS ALSO YOUR MOCHA UPDATE. PRODUCTION WAS SLOW LAST WEEK AND THE FIRST HALF OF THIS WEEK HOWEVER. I'M LOOKING TO START SHIPPING AT THE END OF NEXT WEEK NOW SO YOUR MOCHA MIXES WILL BE SOON UNLESS SOMETHING HAPPENS THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE <3

sick of twitter users calling bluesky users soft and sensitive. for this reason i will be stabbing one of my followers every day

im not saying i miss twitter but i be thinking of bangers and im like "whats even the point if i can only put it on bluesky"

Really enjoying revisiting one of my favorite games, Super Mario Galaxy 2, in 4K on my Nintendo Switch 2 console

Now presenting: Super Mario Galaxy 2

getting silly at the safeway. getting krunk at the kroger. you have to spell crunk with a k for this joke

guy who thinks advil is a place

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something cheaper than xbox gamepass ultimate is the mixtapes i made with my friends each with ~45 minutes of music from a wide range of artists and each coming in high quality packages with surprise goodies inside. how much cheaper you ask. half the price + free shipping. mochamixes.bigcartel.com

The rapture is real and if you wanted to be saved from damnation you need only visit mochamixes.bigcartel.com !!!

It's been wild seeing a crowd so against cancel culture completely embrace it taking Colbert and Kimmel off the air

#rebleeting my own post. collect our mixtapes they're awesome

musical slender man be like BUY MY MIXTAPES

nintendo fan natural life cycle

i woke up at 6am for that shit

[horse glitches into rock and launches itself 40mph into a pedestrian] ARTHUR'S DIARY: I cannot stop killing innocent folk and I fear I lack the conviction to excise the demon gnawing at my soul

I Went To A Convention And It Made Me Feel Hollow On The Inside [audience groans] But I Saw This Dog There [audience cheers]

sonic hedgehog

how the flag only got 50 stars. mario got 120 and thats only the first game

i saw a frog! he was tiny :D

just invented a evil clone of myself n put it in the containment chamber

current job a lot like katamari. boss is really mean. spend a lot of time picking shit up and putting it somewhere else. sometimes a good song plays

all you need to be happy in life is a project to work on