update: it was her

Story of every cool lifestyle habit. "Why don't you buy local in bulk, it's cheaper!" Because burlap sack of raw lentils + backpack + bus - sitcom kitchen is a lot less fucking convenient, Willow-Lynn.

#aislop Restaurant slop is a meme now, which tracks, except the takes are like: why can't they just have photoshoots of their food? Brother, the fuck romcom planet do you live on where THAT was standard? They NEVER did that. They had shitty Photoshops of duplicated patties onto stretched lettuce.

Worship.

👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♂️: why aren't men asking for help 👨🏽: please help me 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♂️: oh my FUCKING GOD you FUCKING LOSER 😂😂😂😂 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♂️: 👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻‍♂️: it's their male egos 🏳️‍🌈

Good Whites™ have exactly two speeds of disagreement: "pp small mcfartbaby" and "you personally deserved all those atrocities."

those bling-bling misogynists and their loud twerking music UGHHHH men should really do better 🏳️‍🌈 btw babe it's really gross that you aren't having sex with me? :/// it makes me feel unsafe when you disrespect my boundaries like this? ://// have you tried maybe being a decent human being ://///////

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Go ahead, kween, yell at some #incels. It'll make you feel better. Won't make your abuser feel worse, though. In fact, he'll definitely retweet your cool dunk, having entirely forgotten what he did to you. And to the next two girls after you. :)

It just hit me that "just go to therapy" is the lib equivalent to the right-wing "you're offended." It's exactly the smug condescension of someone whose every life problem begins and ends at "I Feel Bad :(((" McBlaighynn, I'd love to go to therapy, but I'd also like to go to a fucking house again.

Also the moral-flavoured masturbation rituals, "fair game" for sociopathy, and, obviously, the entirely convenient "unsafe vibes." Turns out, if your worldview is that Men Bad AND ALSO that nonwhite men are Extra Man, well, guess where you end up.

I've gotten more mileage out of this image than a used Honda Civic

🙏 I've heard of #cockworship, but this is ridiculous!

LIVE firahC REACTION #cum

They should make a blocklist of absolutely every person who unironically uses "ugh."

@elymeow.is-extremely.gay I won't be outdone. ❤️ #lgd #dykebreaking

Bull arc continues. #matingpress #solomale #onahole #sizediff #sizedifference #ntr #uglybastard

@reseau-antipsy.bsky.social Treize s'est pointée dans le Discord et j'ai zappé de garder le contact avec elle. J'aimerais pouvoir lui parler. Pas à vous, je reviens pas chez vous.

Republicans when they're at the "making empathy conditional to my seal of respectability" competition and the opponent is a white person with a dangly earring

1. abstract concept Somewhere Else with Very Serious Political Problems 😤🏳️‍🌈 2. safe minority friend, isn't he quaint 😌😜 3. ick unsafe bad one, call the cops 🤢🥺 4. funny BBC safari story for the girlies 😂🤭 Pick one.

the fucking incel homeless man on the subway: the robot words in the phone make me feel better when the feelings come back the badass antifascist with a $3000 pride flag sleeve, Sennheisers at full blast, avoiding eye contact with him: that DOES IT, Elonboy, you have LOST my respect 🤬🤬

haha the men always thinking up shit about what women think instead of just??? asking women???? lmao anyway this is actually because of the secret male nature that's naturally scheming to prey on wo

"We must stop patriarchy 😤😤😤😥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈✊🏻✊🏻" "Here's this thing you have the power to stop doing right now" "oh my FUCKING GOD you VIRGIN??? I'M??? Literally can't with you???? Have you considered maybe you deserve it lmao loser 💅🏻✨✨"

fucking corpulent

Fuck me sideways, this FINALLY uploaded correctly after hours of trying. Anyway, #lgd #dykebreaking might also apply. Let's ask our expert, @elymeow.is-extremely.gay, if it does. :3

Bull arc coming along nicely. Half the shot was sun on white wall so had to make-do. :c (Loud shitty mic warning) 1/2 #solomale #thrusting #sextoy #malemoans #pounding #plap #plapplap #slamfuck #chub #uglybastard #ballsdeep #breeding #sizediff #sizedifference #bbc #bnwo #maledom #ddlg #goonette

#feminism The softbean coffeeshop feministcore ew-the-men bit, in a culture where a brown boy spawns at +500 masculinity whether he likes it or not, has a way of getting real fuckin' funny (racist) sometimes (often).

Incel shit is simply trying to make sense of the realisation that the Cool Woke Queerfolx are perfectly fine with minority and GNC men right up until that minority has material consequences for those men. How come your ✨standards✨ are that sanitation workers are an ick?

"But we can't be together, babygirl," I growl, darkly and dangerously. "I'm just too dark and dangerous. In my line of work, I have to kill fast...and bullets? Too slow." I walk fast to you, sizing you up in normal people close. There are zombie goasts in this house...and I have to find wepon.

I'll never forget that one comment that went "Trans women fight for trans rights because they have #maleentitlement. We ✨women✨ deal with problems better." Which was pretty funny to hear when your mother "endured" YOUR male abusers. Imagine being so fucking useless that you turn it into #girlpower.

incels: women are a hivemind who despise me because I'm subhuman 🏳️‍🌈: actually women are a hivemind who despise you because you're subhuman in THAT other way. Also your pp small. Hope that helps ✨

SHE IS KATY 🗿

Here's something about my fat experience: the only reason I tried to date to begin with was so I wouldn't be the Fat Virgin Neckbeard that my progressive friends agreed the Bad Men were. So naturally, I went on Fetlife, because who was gonna fuck a fatty but fat fetishists?

Worship is praise kink for people too dommy to admit it. I am not sorry. #bdsm #maledom #femdom #praisekink

I abide.

if someone is saying the exact same shit as Andrew Tate and claiming to be a feminist, I think we gotta start ripping some badges off.

the fucking incel homeless man on the subway: the robot words in the phone make me feel better when the feelings come back the badass antifascist with a $3000 pride flag sleeve, Sennheisers at full blast, avoiding eye contact with him: that DOES IT, Elonboy, you have LOST my respect 🤬🤬

Often, I get tempted to lean in on the "ugly bastard" bit out of sheer desperation. Then I remember that that's MY ACTUAL BODY THAT I HAVE being put on the same level as the literal crusted piss and shit on an unwashed crack.

If my experience is any indication, the #bluebutton people would press the #redbutton and then act Very Outraged that you'd suspect them of it, which shows you're a Garbage Person, so good thing they chose to kill you.

As a committed leftist antifascist the """"male loneliness epidemic"""" (UGHHHH) is actually 100% individual losers who are bad people and the system is perfectly fine. have you considered maybe just having the correct emotions that I approve of

@krobopro.bsky.social BEHOLD, a nice ASS hat

"Ummm, maybe 'white women send the cops' because YOU make them feel unsafe??? Ugh," said my minority bestie Muhammad, adjusting his totebag in his typical brown man swagger, but not like the gross kind of brown man.

I recently saw discourse about white romance and how much of it comes down to: My Fuckdaddy Hitler. He's Dangerous™, but not to YOU, because he's a Good One, and there are Bad Ones out there, and he does fascism on them to protect you! Is that roach-swine there making you feel unsafe, babygirl?

#fcf #fatcockfriday #goonette

The MEN🤢🤢🙄🙄 #nude #fat

#fcf #fatcockfriday and also #goonette

@the-midnight-hour.bsky.social u <3

@elymeow.is-extremely.gay I know you're out here. ❤️