in the social realities. straight up “storking it.” and by “it”, haha, well. let’s justr say. My sowrd

if you follow me, or even like my posts, and you post a lot of “ai” shit, i will block you no quarter for nature-destroying fascism machines

desperately frantically trying to induce vomiting but my throat game is too strong 😏 tell my mom i went out like a legend

they added claptrap to metroid prime. are you kidding me

✨gender affirming✨ emotional instability ✨gender affirming✨ being an hysterical irrational mess

“There’s Dried Lube on My Blahaj” and other tales from transsexual life

if you’re *shocked* by the latest news headlines, have i got news for you: i just pooped so big i think it technically qualified as molting

damn the english are gay as shit dawg. they’ll straight up name a ball team “arse anal” man they don’t give a FUCK

it is with a heavy heart i must announce i have been selected to be the next james bond. she transitions in this one & everyone is mad about it

listen, i dunno why the italian guys are always talking about “pasta” and whatnot, but i too am a fan of nude-holes

me when i see a recipe with lime leaves:

me in my stupid little car

tim cook is a non-faggot (derogatory)

so sad to see people celebrate what happened yesterday 😔 it was a huge personal loss for me, the centrist democrat director of The Billionaire Academy of Sexual Assault and Bigotry for Purported Electoral Success

hasta la victoria siempre

congratulations to new york’s first scary milf mayor, Mommy Dommy

french people trying to talk about a young person they don’t like: ok imagine like some sort of infant. now imagine he’s *terrible*, just absolutely godawful

pussy boogers

yeah man, Gagarin caught a serious case of space flu up there. why do you think they called him “toxic yuri”?

balls: if you’re cold, they’re cold! bring them inside (your mouth)

all “male” tortie cats are actually trans. sorry to break it to ya

mark....if you need help.....please reach out to chatgpt and ask it what to do when you're depressed

i won’t listen. i’m still going to join the Circus Penis Army. for the uniforms alone it’s worth it!

me, smart, critiquing a movie: uh i just don’t think the en scéne was very mise-y

skinamarink (2022)

pretty proud of myself that i managed to be a bigger faggot than a dude literally named “chauncey billups”

INFINITE MONEY GLITCH!!!!!!! steal

trying to explain to someone how much i hated a mid tv show… is “fagsnob” a good self-descriptor, or is “snobfag” better? maybe i should just refer to myself as having “a deep well of snobbery and faggotry”

[√] i would like to know more

RETVRN some video tapes

i feel like shit and i can’t even drink water without barfing it up, but it’s ok because i’m being a giant baby about it 🥰🥰 #blessé

linut tech tits thank you for your attention to this matter!

kate bush truly is one of the faggiest cis women to ever do it 🥰🥰🥰

would you still love me if i *weren’t* a worm? 🥺

um it’s actually really realy really *probelmatic* that everyone’s doing a “no kinks protest” today

looking forward to trying to get hr to approve accommodations for “daily orgasm and subsequent nap in hammock with kitten”

ohio is 100% the gayest state, bro. no contest. no one else has a ball team called “the ohio state butt guys”

look all i’m saying is, if you’ve never sucked a single cock in your entire life, and then talked about how much you love sucking cock and how you’re a submissive cocksucker and absolutely *ache* to guzzle cum, you’re not allowed to be in government is that so unreasonable

very funny that the article image depicts the *worst computer apple ever made*, full of insanely baffling technical choices, an architecture that makes no sense whatsoever, and a mindset actively hostile to the end user. just like “ai.”

how *how* do i get to looking like a wispy ethereal woman from the 70s like kate bush or shelley duvall? and what if the answer is… “do a bunch of cocaine”?

or maybe they’re both will powers

really mind-blowing that every single ice agent and cop has paid a trans girl to come on their face. the sad thing is, none of them will ever *truly* appreciate it. tsk tsk tsk. pearls before swine.

unfortunately mr newsom sir you are going to have to suck my dick. i’m very sorry sir; i don’t make the rules. here’s a tip to help you find it: it’s probably in a medical waste dumpster in like new jersey or something by now. a little worse for wear. get searching, get sucking. hope that helps!

one of my favorite Jane Goodall books has always been *Bonobos in the Mist*. that one’s just about hot, hot ape sex

gooshing the dilator around in cum like

🎃💀score! guess who just got a time-limited contract job at an ossuary? that’s right, laissez les bone-temps roulez!💀🎃

i think i’ll title my autobiography “from futa to fupa: one girl’s journey to getting a fat pussy”

healthcare psa subway ad but it’s just a photo of a smiling trans woman and the text says BOOFING PROG GAVE ME THE CONFIDENCE I NEEDED TO GET PLOWED IN THE ASS

gonna open a brothel in a village in new york state, call myself the amityville whorer