Okay I loved the new Zara Larison album but what were not gonna do is get me to pretend those old albums were good lol

✨🥂HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE🥂✨ We're going into the new year with renewed motivation to keep working hard and bringing you exciting new updates, campaigns and projects! Thank you all for your love and support! 💖🥂

Forgot to put a dryer sheet in the laundry

Havent seen a single person say they had a great 2025 Im crying 😭

2026 Resolution: Tonsil removal 😍

Mother alert!!!

I wanna be a public transit girlie sooooo bad. Owning a car sucks so bad. Car payments, tags, insurance, AND maintenance??? This is dumb as hell, lemme get my bus pass. 😭

Incase anyone is curious what my username means, its these two put together

Going to start playing Bladders Gate 3 because it looks really fun and gay 👁👄👁

This new slayyyter is (actually) soooo good

Going to Marshalls #tucked

They need to make a giant StarFox multiple online where you have a team vs team and you can select your character and alternate between land and sky and each character has their own unique stats, I think that would single handedly revive the StarFox franchise

Why did they make my boy Falco so ka ka kuntyyyyy

i am sooo cool and serious actually

Tbh this might be a hot take but n*ck* m*najs music and legacy is not even close to as impactful as people say for her to have the ego she does but that also explains why said "legacy" was so easily overshadowed lol

I truly believe Bug Fables The Everlasting Sapling is the greatest game of all time

I don't care for all of the Kayali fragrances but this one I need to be buried in.

I HATE u clean girl makeup hoes!!! We had revlon peach petal!!! and u ruined it!!!

mmmm tasty

Honestly I think I would be a steel type trainer. There are so many esoteric divas to be found here.

At the doctors and he told me people of my *holds hands far apart* weight usually dont run marathons LMFAOOOOO 😭

Officially deleted my twitter account

It is a little jarring to see people the same age as me who just never matured past a certain threshold of twitter humor/speak

For as much as I moaned about the releases this year (I think this year for pop music might have honestly been one of the worst... ever???) there were alot of albums I liked. MERGS 2025 FAVORITES!!!

I personally think we would all be much more pleasant if we all listened to 20 minute drone loops

meow 😽

“A Twisted Line” 2025, oil on canvas, 16x20 #art #contemporaryart #painting #oilpainting

Waitttt Im looking a lil stacked and I'm not even shorter than 5'8" 😍

Whats fortnite?

My favorite streamers are phaun and willjinkies, lets boost em up besties!!!

At company holidae party ❤️

Awww cute hey besties

I always say this but most of yall should not feel self conchas about how you look, 95% of the gaes on twitter dont even look like what they post (tip: always look at wood grains, blinds, etc. in people's thirst traps, teehee)

I love the scent of neroli so much 😩😩😩

Delaware pisses me off so bad

ok so bear with me, just as I´m doing with my forcibly new instagram account (www.instagram.com/ignacio.henriquez.carrera), I´m gonna upload my work here, from the very beginning in late 2018. Many pieces still available. Anybody interested in prices, happy to chat. Please share what you like.

a bit more progress…

Two insane butterfly effects I constantly think about are how 9/11 caused the downfall of Ellen and how Survivor is the reason we have a Trump presidency.

I kinda want to replay stardew valley for the 500th time

Honestlay, life doing pretty well. Job doing decent, never been sexier, feeling very well liked and sociable. 34 will be the year of being slutty and just livin that life yup

Training my marathon I will probably walk 2/3rd of ❤️

When are me and the boys (the persons reading this) getting together and playing mario party...

I really wanna get down to 20% body fat *gets never ending pasta bowl*

If we need any new racing games, we need a new WAVE RACER!!! The y2k aesthetic is in right now, strike while the iron is hot y'all!

Actually, these two absolutely have to be on there somewhere. (Random but F-Zero is a core merg series)

fuck emojis let's bring back emoticons :o

Naturally I jump on a trend two weeks after its already came and went but top ten mergy games (probably lol)