watching bluesky. did this bitch just recreate the atom?

just witnessed someone purchase 900 dollars worth of stuff for an angel tree. good for them!

walking around the clothes section of walmart and a lady politely asks me where the plus size section is. i'm confused bc i know it doesn't look like i work here !!! and then i realize it's because im fat 💔 anyway sorry girl walmart doesn't have a dedicated plus size section

picked up my cat and did the obligatory sniff. then i said "why do you smell like a tide pod"

me explaining the plot of ice planet barbarians to my spouse

Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out

i think bathroom stalls are best to be wide but not very long

mom and i are doing angel trees and we were like we will get One for this tree and One for this tree. long story short we have five cards now

dude what is tron even about ? why is jared leto here?

reyes interrogation scene soundtrack

what in the fuck is this

look at headband whirl got me

[youtuber voice] hello everybody it's dykeal with chapter 19.2 of Better Than Those Before It, a #yeehan #overwatch story about a useless alcoholic failguy and the sisphyean task of not traumatizing children when you raise them. feat an ever-suffering monkey archiveofourown.org/works/461183...

This one is embedded in my brain by this point

ok well chapter 19 redo is done it just needs to be edited like im beating the sins out of it. in addition it feels so surreal to rewrite the chapter bc it feels like im writing fanfiction of my own fanfiction

finished nona. what the fuck

imposter #thelockedtomb

so i will continue writing BTTBU, i have taken a break from school for the quarter and i think that will be the perfect opportunity to continue, that being said i am going to rewrite some chapters

the trex in jurassic world rebirth is like 'hey welcome to my crib'

watching my spouse play beatsaber and going 'go white boy go!'

reading a regency era lesbian romance and WROW... its sausay!!

reading about the donner party and i feel so fucking bad for the oxen

they won't let me make my O69 bingo joke anymore . i get kicked

the gays are sweeping this bingo event...

turned on all the fucked up rules in uno. cackling at everyone else's despair and confusion

i've become a midwestern mother. i intently listen to tiktoks about different bird sounds and deliver my spouse a serving size of parmesan crisps while they do a hobby

all my friends are busy so i'm watching crazy rich asians

paying for parking in seattle and two ambiguously aged boys (either 20s or 14) SCOOTERED past and yelled "paying for parking you DWEEB???" "fucking LOSER!!!"

at the aquarium calling the river otter a quirked up white boy

dude always sunny in philadelphia is in abbotts elementary

i've been slowly fixing my tiktok for you page which means i no longer get clips of 10 year old movies next to asmr cleaning videos :(

sorry to be unusually down on myself but it's sooo incredibly frustrating to see a cool outfit and know i wouldn't look half as good because im not skinny

i like thomas hutter! i can sense that he will become a cuckhold to a dark force but he seems a swell fellow

there's goth bitches in this insert coin tonight and they want my boots

I'm opening comms! Color or lined busts, humanoid OCs only. $20 deposit required, feel free to DM with questions/character refs/details. ✨

finally deleted twitter

if my players weren't live tweeting that session, what even is the point?

listening to a piano cover of numb by linkin park and getting in my feelings... what year is it?????

harley quinn show took joker in the funniest fucking direction

me n the spouse getting dressed up for our date

i got like two hours of sleep. why do i do this to myself

me when my new adhd medication gives me weird side effects: i must be faking. there can be no other reason i am having a reaction to new medication

entering the tsa line with a crisp $100 bill in lieu of a ticket and an armload of loose laundry while taking pulls out of a 2-liter bottle of soda i am unwilling to throw away. the next person in line is 30 feet in front of me and i have not noticed. the plane i intend to board departs in 4 minutes

making valentines plans....... i feel like this is a new and exciting thing only for new couples and a thing of obligation for married couples, but im excited! i'm looking forward to it! i have just as many butterflies as i would if this was our first date!

making beef bourguignon and thinking about harrow the ninth

dude GI robot died doing what he loved. you know what, hell yeah

lunch topic: the legal definition of manslaughter

taking an economics course and the way this textbook talks about the economy is demoralizing