al the pal
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al / 25 / d&d and dragon age and real life shit ;; icon is by @koifrog ;;
watching bluesky. did this bitch just recreate the atom?
6 days ago
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just witnessed someone purchase 900 dollars worth of stuff for an angel tree. good for them!
8 days ago
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walking around the clothes section of walmart and a lady politely asks me where the plus size section is. i'm confused bc i know it doesn't look like i work here !!! and then i realize it's because im fat 💔 anyway sorry girl walmart doesn't have a dedicated plus size section
8 days ago
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picked up my cat and did the obligatory sniff. then i said "why do you smell like a tide pod"
9 days ago
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me explaining the plot of ice planet barbarians to my spouse
12 days ago
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Tim Onion
23 days ago
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
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i think bathroom stalls are best to be wide but not very long
26 days ago
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mom and i are doing angel trees and we were like we will get One for this tree and One for this tree. long story short we have five cards now
26 days ago
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dude what is tron even about ? why is jared leto here?
2 months ago
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reyes interrogation scene soundtrack
3 months ago
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what in the fuck is this
3 months ago
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look at headband whirl got me
3 months ago
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[youtuber voice] hello everybody it's dykeal with chapter 19.2 of Better Than Those Before It, a
#yeehan
#overwatch
story about a useless alcoholic failguy and the sisphyean task of not traumatizing children when you raise them. feat an ever-suffering monkey
archiveofourown.org/works/461183...
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better than those before us - Chapter 19 - Shanedan (shanedan) - Overwatch (Video Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
https://archiveofourown.org/works/46118350/chapters/184643676
3 months ago
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3 months ago
This one is embedded in my brain by this point
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kins @ war in the jorts
3 months ago
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ok well chapter 19 redo is done it just needs to be edited like im beating the sins out of it. in addition it feels so surreal to rewrite the chapter bc it feels like im writing fanfiction of my own fanfiction
4 months ago
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finished nona. what the fuck
4 months ago
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evelyn rogers 🐟 COMMISSIONS OPEN 🐟 (they/them) 🐟
4 months ago
imposter
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so i will continue writing BTTBU, i have taken a break from school for the quarter and i think that will be the perfect opportunity to continue, that being said i am going to rewrite some chapters
4 months ago
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the trex in jurassic world rebirth is like 'hey welcome to my crib'
5 months ago
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6 months ago
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watching my spouse play beatsaber and going 'go white boy go!'
6 months ago
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reading a regency era lesbian romance and WROW... its sausay!!
6 months ago
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reading about the donner party and i feel so fucking bad for the oxen
7 months ago
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they won't let me make my O69 bingo joke anymore . i get kicked
8 months ago
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the gays are sweeping this bingo event...
8 months ago
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turned on all the fucked up rules in uno. cackling at everyone else's despair and confusion
9 months ago
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i've become a midwestern mother. i intently listen to tiktoks about different bird sounds and deliver my spouse a serving size of parmesan crisps while they do a hobby
9 months ago
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all my friends are busy so i'm watching crazy rich asians
9 months ago
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paying for parking in seattle and two ambiguously aged boys (either 20s or 14) SCOOTERED past and yelled "paying for parking you DWEEB???" "fucking LOSER!!!"
9 months ago
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at the aquarium calling the river otter a quirked up white boy
9 months ago
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dude always sunny in philadelphia is in abbotts elementary
9 months ago
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i've been slowly fixing my tiktok for you page which means i no longer get clips of 10 year old movies next to asmr cleaning videos :(
10 months ago
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sorry to be unusually down on myself but it's sooo incredibly frustrating to see a cool outfit and know i wouldn't look half as good because im not skinny
10 months ago
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i like thomas hutter! i can sense that he will become a cuckhold to a dark force but he seems a swell fellow
10 months ago
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there's goth bitches in this insert coin tonight and they want my boots
10 months ago
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poltergeist
10 months ago
I'm opening comms! Color or lined busts, humanoid OCs only. $20 deposit required, feel free to DM with questions/character refs/details. ✨
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finally deleted twitter
10 months ago
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if my players weren't live tweeting that session, what even is the point?
10 months ago
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listening to a piano cover of numb by linkin park and getting in my feelings... what year is it?????
11 months ago
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harley quinn show took joker in the funniest fucking direction
11 months ago
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me n the spouse getting dressed up for our date
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11 months ago
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i got like two hours of sleep. why do i do this to myself
11 months ago
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me when my new adhd medication gives me weird side effects: i must be faking. there can be no other reason i am having a reaction to new medication
11 months ago
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11 months ago
entering the tsa line with a crisp $100 bill in lieu of a ticket and an armload of loose laundry while taking pulls out of a 2-liter bottle of soda i am unwilling to throw away. the next person in line is 30 feet in front of me and i have not noticed. the plane i intend to board departs in 4 minutes
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making valentines plans....... i feel like this is a new and exciting thing only for new couples and a thing of obligation for married couples, but im excited! i'm looking forward to it! i have just as many butterflies as i would if this was our first date!
11 months ago
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making beef bourguignon and thinking about harrow the ninth
11 months ago
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dude GI robot died doing what he loved. you know what, hell yeah
11 months ago
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lunch topic: the legal definition of manslaughter
11 months ago
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taking an economics course and the way this textbook talks about the economy is demoralizing
11 months ago
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