I wish I could have good ideas that were not openly hostile to large groups of people

i had to fill out a check today and it was nerve wracking

@nerdynotionz.bsky.social can I still get one of these mentats tins? really want to get one for a friend

Does it look like I know what I'm doing bc I'm just making shit up

If i ever get asked what bible quote i want to use for something the answer is always Ezekiel 25:17 (pulp fiction remix)

Getting gas this morning. Guy pulls up at next pump, leaves car running (no passenger), goes inside (to prepay?), comes back out, car still running, fills up and leaves.

past me seeing the future

3 quarters in i have high confidence tom brady does not not know Patrick mahomes's last name

if they gutted a real gnx to use as a stage prop I'm gonna burn things down

ffs I've been getting by using PlayStation remote play for like 8 weeks and the moment i get back everything is offline

descending into part of Denver's airport where frontier's gates are is like entering the terminal of lost souls. like there was a moment in time this area was separated from reality and the travellers stuck here just watch as it all decays around them

as a going home gift i bought myself a buick 455 and turbo 400 (does not qualify for carry on, dad taking it home to store)

just overheard this guy talking about how smart he was picking flights pronounce aisle as "ay-zel"

go bills (apologies if this curses them)

seriously what the fuck

well its time for the Vikings round 1 playoff game so I'll just say it now, why do i bother

I'm assuming this has been well covered but i think if you are working towards a place in the national spotlight and you're not even the first person i associate with your name maybe you should figure out another option

mr frog you are in the wrong place (so am i)

spent over an hour in church so I'm good for like, 5 more years

flying instills a level of self-importance in too many people. waiting around? don't stand in the middle of foot traffic. boarding but not your group yet? get the fuck away from the line. people trying to make connecting flights but not you? get out of the aisle and let them by.

I'm wearing shoes. I don't like it.

Vikings currently tied for best record in the nfc and looking at a 5 seed

i am at the airport and want to die

this is "warm"

what am i paying for then

have decided my mid life crisis will be buying pinball machines

@ianferguson.bsky.social shopping list addition please and thank you og famicom ascii stick

probably getting fired after lunch :( afternoon off :)

pizza hut has been on the internet since 1996 and still can't build a working website to take my money

this year's road trip was more harrowing than previous years. drove thru a snowstorm in the rockies on the way there and the sun was trying to kill me on the way back. i should plan better

stallone has done old man rocky and old man rambo, it's time returns to his greatest contribution to film history: Lincoln Hawk, truck driving champion arm wrestler

i was flirting with the girl working the desk at the hotel and i think i had her attention until she asked how old i was. but then she asked if i smoked so i think there was a chance but it didnt go anywhere. maybe i should start smoking weed

why the fuck is it 104 degrees

ma'am it's a hotel breakfast bar, you should be able to microwave a breakfast sandwich without down to the second instructions. also this is an assembly line, stop wandering back and forth in the middle

wish i could find a copy of that fast and the furious workprint i watched the summer of 2001 on 2 vcd with hardcoded subs and widescreen aspect ratio that did not work on 4:3 tvs. it had crazy town's butterfly that got swapped out before or during the theatrical run.

I'm having fun, theoretically

such a weird feeling finding an amazing song and you're like this is great new music then you see it was released in 2011 and it dawns on you that was over a decade ago

i have no idea what I'm doing

found a list of guns n roses bootleg albums on discogs and went deep on that and now i need gnr bootlegs

when my dad empties his pockets before laundry

(x) doubt

up to a pack a day, really gotta cut back

driving halfway across the country and staying for weeks, starting tomorrow. i should probably start packing

I don't trust anyone wearing a zip up fleece vest

very disappointed you apparently can't buy just grape fruit rollups or fruit by the foot in bulk

passive aggressive school email: you should know your kid is missing classes me, thinking: he has a 4.4 gpa i don't care if he's robbing convenience stores he's clearly more responsible than me

if you see white guy you can figure out how old he is by looking at his hairstyle "i figured this out when i was 25 in 19xx and its staying that way forever"

remnants of a forgotten era