It my birthday wahoo

Shadith First time BB thinks that Follet is not evil and he immediately got blasted.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Unfortunately for BB, he did not understand this intent. "Hello Miss Spectre."

"The spectre seems... genuinely happy... that's it! My puppeteer was not swooned, he was showing me the good in some of them. He wanted me to know that they need not be put down indiscriminately. What a wise being."

"My puppeteer is being clear on not being violent... I think."

"What if I can't hit them?"

"Hm... how do I not start a fight... because some are mad at me..."

Red sighed as he looked over his outfit. "Good enough." He genuinely doesn't remember the last time he was at a wedding but it'll probably be fine.

"...I shall take my bat!"

"Didn't want you anyway... is must like... I have to find one?"

"What's a plus one?"

Shadith Everyone jumping Disney is hilarious

"You own nothing but an evil, wicked soul!"

"Is this really wise puppeteer? I mean... we are not as friendly as we could be..." "..." "If you insist."

BB took it with a bit of a confused expression, he looked down at it before looking back up with a friendly smile. "Thank you kind sir!"

BB looked around. "...I don't have any other clothes." The broke bastard had to go to a wedding uninvited without even wearing a suit.

"A spook wedding... Do we attend, puppeteer?"

The backup batter's face drops at this sight, his grip on the bat loose. "Uh..." He's too stunned to listen to his puppeteer trying to drag him away.

"Aieeee! Ahem, I mean I'm not afraid of you!"

"Hey puppeteer... is that my brothers ex? Am I supposed to kill her too?" "..." "What do you mean we should leave?"

BB gets this foreboding sense he should probably get out of here... from his puppeteer. Unfortunately he just thinks its fine and doesn't start booking it.

"Hey- no- get back- ...missed her again."

"Lies!" He swings his bat, not hitting anywhere close but causing a shockwave regardless.

"If you were on the nice list you would be disappeared already."

Shadith Friend's birthday today so I'll be mostly inactive for the rest of the day. Y'all have fun.

Bonk.

"There's no way. He's a respectable deity, not a hond that falls for a spook."

"...why does my puppeteer avoid that spook so much...?"

"I simply purify others first instead of wasting my time battling a trickster! That and my puppeteer hasn't wanted too!"

"Then I would be forced to purify your soul like I always intended too!" He keeps raising his voice the farther away he gets

"What!? You dare question my- oh he has suddenly decided I should go the complete opposite direction goodbye."

"That's ridiculous. My puppeteer is far above simple desires and attraction."

"What else could affect such an almighty figure?"

"Perhaps your wickedness is so intense even a puppeteer feels bad."

"...yes?"

"Well you see, mein superior stopped trying to move me when I laid mein eyes on you. Are you so powerful as to... stun even a greater deity?"

"My puppeteer stopped responding... do you know anything about that?"

Shadith No roleplay today sorry

°~☆Stella☆~° Still giggling so much at this. 😭

"...Where are you looking?" BB says as he looks around.

[ @backupbatter.bsky.social ] Intro: "Ah, a rematch, Dearest Purifier~? How amusing. Let's see if you *finally* manage to hit a proper home-run~" Victory: "Oooo! You nearly had me for a moment! You're out~ Better luck next time~" Defeat: [ ADVERSARIES PURIFIED. ]

Shadith Btw I'm canonically BB's puppeteer so if anyone tries talking directly to me in a chat I will respond as myself

Shadith Guys I promise I'm not smashing my keyboard I just spell similar words in Dutch

"Mijn sport is silly? This is the holy! It matters not what else there is when its the life I was created for!"

The Backup Batter's eyes widen as the news. No wonder he'd been summoned things have gotten much worse then he thought possible. Though he really should've figured sooner this was a very obvious plot twist. "I see... you are far worse then any wicked man..." +

"Aaaaw man now I'll never know. I mean what could possibly be beter then a goed ol' bat? Then again you a spook so I dunno if you have a goed answer."

"..." He stands there awkwardly, not understanding her reaction at all. "...a...ball?"