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Yeah, as someone I worked with once said "It's a joy coming in in the rain at five am and he's already started with the nuts speak"

Blimey. Nigel's done himself up a bit for the byelection

Police "Please don't speculate" Which leads to (at the moment) a solid hour of speculation with guests and former colleagues. Can people stop rubber necking?

Manhunt into the alleged killer of Ann Widdicombe. Sheesh. I didn't like her politics, but I can't say what she was like as a person. And she was a person. And as such she deserved better than apparently being battered to death. Every one does. This is not who we are. This is not the UK I knew.

Thirty plus!!!! Never amount to anything, eh, Mr Foster, Mr Goodban, Mr Cox, Mrs Franklyn, Miss Bird, Mrs Rose, Mrs Rush, Mr Ashby, Mr Appleton, Mr Barclay, Mr Bush, Mr Rule, Mrs Neill, Mr Straw, Mr Blunden, the staff of the college, adult education centre & all my employers. And Doctors. Take That!

Nigel Farage does indeed speak with conviction and if there's any justice pretty soon he'll have a couple more convictions.

Well, that's nice.

Go Binface

It's as close to a sin to throw away books as a thinking person can get without it actually being a sin.

Webb : Can you give a good reason why people should vote for you? Binface : Vote for me because I am not Nigel Farage.

I called Mitch McConnell and talked to him for 20 minutes, but it was hard to hear him over the sound of roaring fires and people screaming

Bonnie Tyler. Wow. Gone. Just like that. Another slice of my Generations youth swept away by the merciless advance of time. Good tunes, better times. RIP

The Witch Hunt.

I bet Farage is whereever he is now stroking that turkey neck and wondering WTF to do now. "I am better than the guy with the bin on his head" is as true as "Brexit's going great!"

Clacton! Which gets your vote?

The thing about Farage and a lot of people like him, of all Political hues - indeed in life - is that they think having money makes them smart. Some of the stupidest people in the world are very wealthy. The ratio of cash to klutz is surprisingly high. Take a look at random at some rich people.

The absolute Chef's Kiss to all this would be if Farage stands, his only opposition is BinFace and BinFace wins. Imagine the humliation! You cannot pay for entertainment like that.

No one can say Farage's departure leaves his seat in the commons empty.

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If I am quiet it's because I am formulating a cunning plan and my hands are busy taking turns twirling my moustache whilst making fiendish plan master mind laughing type noises.

When you consult the I-Ching about things and the reply is 'I'm busy'.

I am in a queue, The woman in front of me is talking to her friend in the next queue over. She says to me "I don't know whether to stay in this queue or go over there". I said "if you go over there you can talk to your friend"

Just jammed my toe (accidently) into a portable voice booth thing which was on the floor. Never saw a toe contain so much of the red stuff. Could this be the end of my ballet career? Will I ever be in the remake of Saturday Night Fever? Oh, the pain, the gore... the naked and shocking wound

Coming soon: The Headline Edition Cultural Dissection. Pretentious twaddle about music, art and all sorts of things. Headline Edition: Good, honest, crap.

Sorry but if I don't go to bed now I might see the football.

Everyone one the radio sounds about twelve. I keep on expecting to hear "So, the economic outlook for GDP growth looks sluggish, but by implementing new tax thresholds we should be able to... got to get my bike, me and Luke are off down the park cos Samantha is there and Luke fancies her. Bye"

After a run of astonishingly poor moves (I am known for my poor moves) I finally emerge from my loss cocoon victorious.

I badly need to update my cultural references. I leep making comments and no one knows wtf I am talking about. "You made my interest vanish like David Nixon". "Johnny Morris would be proud of that noise". "Hey, I am no square! get with the program. I am hip and in the groove" All useless.

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Just got up. Knackered already.

What a businessman! Solves wars in his imagination whilst using his considerable talent for business on the economy

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Going with my mum to the supermarket and this meme pops into my head every time. I’m 54.

Another day, another Farage crypto scandal. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Really pleased that Morgan McSweeney has finally discovered that it's better to prepare for government. Thanks for that mate, nice one. Lucky there wasn't a lot riding on it, or you'd really have fucked up inews.co.uk/opinion/hard...

A rare piece of footage of the lesser imbied Pirro. The rarest of the rare.

"I honestly do not spend a lot of time thinking about the things he says about me and his threats about me." MS NOW EXCLUSIVE: Former special counsel Jack Smith speaks out in first interview with @nicollewallace.bsky.social about the possibility of being indicted by the Trump administration.

JACK SMITH: "My strong view is rather than critiquing people who haven't done what we'd like them to do, let's focus on when we see someone doing the right thing, we hold them up."

People never believe I'm Vegan. I told a vet once and he prodded me. "I thought Vegans were supposed to be thin" he said. "I thought vets were supposed to examine the animals" I answered.

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"Do you want anything from Tesco?" Yes. I want to be able to know my car won't be dented to F*** when I come back to it with the overpriced tat.

Winterwatch was one of the astonishingly few programmes the BBC make which are still worth watching. I am sure some skating or quiz/panel shows featuring the same tired faces as everything else will suffice. Winterwatch was great. Those are not. IMHO. www.msn.com/en-gb/entert... Bad move, BBC.

You can tell people or politicians who say "you have my unshakable, unequivicable support now and always" by the amount of egg they are thereafter trying to get off their face.

Michael Herrera: The Marine Who Says He Saw a Secret UAP Operation https://audioboom.com/posts/8922657 #UFObluesky #UFO #UFOs #UAP #EndUAPsecrecy #UAPtransparency

That makes sense

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