I am thinking this would be a suitable picture.

If you are interested, I have posted three things, two film reviews, one interesting, one about B-Movies and a thing about an amusing news story. medium.com/@thatedparnell

Three in a row. This is almost as good as Connect Four with my cat.

I am on FIRE. Touch me, I am hot.

Made a Twitch video. Sound didn't work. So there's that.

One win out of twelve is still a win.

Top Tip: Make people think you have travelled in time by simply learning ancient Greek,wandering around in a bed sheet and sandals looking confused, whilst holding a scroll.

If Trump could have paid our TSA agents all along, why'd he wait 45 days to do so? The answer: He wanted to hold TSA, FEMA, the Coast Guard & others hostage to try & get another blank check for his lawless ICE operation. He failed. The House should pass our bipartisan bill, NOW.

If you are that scared of a potato, you certainly don't want to look under my bed. I won't look under my bed. I don't think it's a venture which anyone, save the most exceptional stuntman, is adequately insured to undertake.

People are freaking out because a strange set of purple tentacles have been pictured in the media. The plant is aboard the ISS. Aliens! Monsters! The End Of The World! It's a freaking potato. You are scared of a potato.

thereallo.dev/blog/decompi... #conspiracy #trump #gps #surveillance #epsteinfiles A developer decompiled the White House's new app and found location tracking, JS injection, email harvesting, and OneSignal user profiling.

Lost the last four matches so, you know, going to go a bit quiet about the ol' Chess.

Mind is a very broad term for what I am out of, but yes.

I have eaten of the spaghetti, and for some reason taped my eating of spaghetti so if you ever need the sound effect of someone eating spagetti then I am your Spaghetti Eating Sound Effects Guy.

I am aboard that funky moped and heading to Win Town

BREAKING: House Republican leaders, the second most unpopular people in DC, reject reality for a pedophile that wants to be king. Fuck that. Today’s the day. Nokings.org #NoKings

www.aclu.org/know-your-ri... #NoKings ❌👑

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!! Find your protest at NoKings.org ❌👑 #NoKings #WeSayNoKings

spitfirelist.com/news/latest-... New Mexico investigation into Zorro Ranch was interdicted in 2007. George W. Bush was President at that time. Trump was not. Epstein might be viewed as "Lee Harvey Epstein." He was certainly involved, however powerful networks here are the dominant consideration.

If you are in the U.S. today, please go to your No Kings Protest. Aiming for ten million across the country. More would be even better. America needs a leader, not a monarch, pharoah, King or convicted felon.

@daveemory.bsky.social Welcome to Bluesky, Dave

I highly recommend you watch the Daily Show's Josh Johnson and Desi Lydic who are absolutely killin' it. Thank you also to the Trump Administration and in particular Donald Trump for providing such magnificent ridiculousness to work with. It's hard to underestimate such incompetence.

If you give agency over an area of your life to someone you don't know and will never meet and pay for the privilege then you can't be surprised when it doesn't work out well. There's a reason bosses at Google, Meta and the others don't let their kids have smartphones.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social Truth is you don't need a smartphone. I ditched mine in 2012. It served no useful purpose which, with a small amount of effort, could be replaced. People are intrinsically lazy; it's a short cut which is causing people to lose basic ability. Ditch them. You don't need 'em.

I have been tested and have been found wanting samosas.

Don't ask me for money. I mean it. I am sure your cause is worthy but do not try and guilt me into giving you money. I have less than you, trust me on this. I am being polite.

Find out about the Vampyres of North London and the two groups of hunters who competed to catch them. #podcast www.podbean.com/eas/pb-hm577...

In the 18th century, such a practice was called engrossing or forestalling. Buying huge amounts of a commodity waiting, and perhaps knowing, then that prices were to go up. 🗃️ If caught, 1st offense often brought a conviction of 2 or 3 months in prison and forfeiture of goods attempted to sell.

Maybe the crime figures would go down if there weren't so many podcasts about crime.

What a bunch of stupid names for Overground stations. I think they should all be named 'Fred'. Just for a laugh. Confuse the **** out of travellers.

Yes, I am definitely going to send a stranger £75 I don't have on the promise they'll make it 'worth my while'. I just have to finish crossing this river on skis.

This was a great show which I think lead me on a path which I have followed into a water soaked ditch. How was this not drug induced?

Robert Mueller was a decorated military veteran. Donald Trump decorated the Oval Office. Mueller was injured in combat. Trump was injured when his hair blew in the wind. Mueller was not tremendous, but he was a billion times the man Donald Trump could ever hope to be.

Not only crass, inelegant and rude, he negated to mention his ballroom.

They really need to rethink that sauce name youtu.be/qchYodGjZI0

Shout out to @rebecca-wells.bsky.social for an article with another potential McCasland case tie in. NASA JPL scientist vanishes in broad daylight while hiking. thesentinelnetwork.substack.com/p/the-green-... #UAPsky #UFOsky

The main reason is it's difficult to show swastikas on radio.

Why is everything working like this "We have a good product which works well and serves users brilliantly" "Oh. Let's make some changes and improve it" One 'upgrade' later "What are all these complaints nothing works anymore? Any ideas?"

Opened up my DMs. What do I see? "I am offering full sex for a hundred pounds. Payment by Paypal". Imagine that. Now just wait for a reply.

Last thing I need is for Sainsburys to still have the plant based mayonaise on sale. Oh look. My cupboard is tull of mayonaise. For now.

youtu.be/aFIzmJRRnlo UFO Witness REVEALS SHOCKING Operation #ufo #ufotwitter

Officer Poundcake 🤣 youtu.be/rIEGz9LtF3I

Realistic.

Had my first cup of coffee (I found some filter coffee in the cupboard) in five days and to be fair, it was nice. Although now I feel like I've eaten a bucket full of tarmac washed down with gravel and used cat litter. Not that I know what that tastes like.

You got to love these radio ads which end "You may end up with less than you invested". Yeah, the would 'may' doing most of the heavy work.

If you want diverse opinions, do as Jon did and get a panel convened consisting entirely of Donald Trumps. www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2aY...

Michael Caine is 93 today. Too many people were uncongniscent of this.

Off to take my lovely cat to the vets. He's very congested, poor lad. Say a kind word for him, if you can find the time. He's 22. He's a good boy.

What I like about Bluesky is when you tell the system you are not interested in a topic, it doesn't pop up again ten seconds later.