We won

Proper fight going on at #DChowk

I find it hilarious how everyone's all of a sudden TEAM IMRAN KHAN. You think we'll forget the last 2 years just because you can string together fancy sentences on a social media app. Retribution is coming and not one of these "two sides" knobs will be spared.

Is our team ever in a state of not rebuilding for the future?

Bumrah is transcending in the club of ATG fast bowlers. India invested in the MRF pace academy in 2002 and although it took two decades for the production line to begin, they now have a pathway through which they can churn out very good fast bowlers on demand. This is what investing in cricket does

Pakistan cricket would’ve won all the world cups had someone come up with this strategy.

Feel Australia is about to repay a lot of debt from the last 2 BGTs

There’s a literal war happening in KP and Balochistan. FA pass duffers, for once need to do their fucking jobs!!

Bluesky feels like I took a Time Machine back to 2009 when I was still like “Hey this social media thing is going to make the world a better place.”

Why are our clerics giving fatwas on fucking VPN of all things? Has Shaitan called it quits? Everyone’s going to heaven? TF am I missing here?

Babar is as clingy as Younis Khan was to ODIs at the back end of his career.

Can’t believe I am doing CSS grid for the first time. This should have been way higher on the list

Opening Cricinfo after a week to see what I have missed.

This is a public service message for anyone trying to have a go at me. I am game only until you can humour me with crude and crass stuff that actually is funny. Not looking to deal with intellectually challenged weak stuff.

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Can't do my regular rants now that bsky is going mainstream. Kuch aur dhoonda parhay ga ab.

Immy x Altaf on the 24th. Either there's a glitch in the simulation or a real tussle is about to begin between two fractions at Pindi

So India isn’t coming for the Champions Trophy. What an absolute let down!

For all the young cricketers out there, Babar Azam should be nothing but a cautionary tale. He is what happens when you decide to sit on your early laurels and refuse to work hard or improve. A sad indictment on not only our sports culture but how our society works in general.

England should go for 1000 runs. I just wanna see how that looks on the score ticker.

Shan was captaining so bad yesterday, it almost felt he was taking input from the free version of a badly developed AI chatbot. Every home season since the last 3 years has been a proper letdown.

Shan's gonna fuck it up if he slows down for the century. Just keep doing what you're doing. #PakVEng

Funnily enough, England has yet to go full bodyline in this inning. Considering the short stuff is our Achilles heel, that should've been the first strategy going into the text. #PakVEng

It would have to be an astronomical level fuck up to let the initiative slip from this position. But then again this is Pakistan cricket so I'm fully expecting us to self destruct #PakVEng

Get Root on and watch this lot forget how to put bat on ball.

Pakistan’s a dumpster fire at best but this new amendment is the final nail in the coffin. This legislation goes through and you’re living in a Sub Saharan dictatorship with a label that it’s a democracy for the rest of our lives. Go out and fight for your freedom and the freedom of your children.

I am 32 and have been watching the game for nearly 27 years. Never seen a Pakistani test team that was so bad. And this is after we’ve essentially gotten rid of the Instagram models 2 days ago. ZERO SPINE BC

We’re trying to win cricket matches by playing instagram models rather than professional athletes

I guess Patwari idiocy can only be cured by an absolute beating (preferably with a rusty old steel pipe). The dumbest of lot going around in the country

Defamation bill Agaya hay, so can’t really use Twitter now.

Inbred Naqvi has now decided to fly to Dublin. PCB is done for I guess - won’t be too long now when we’ll start seeing ex servicemen as PCB heads since they’ve all now realised that this board with PSL and other assets is nothing less than the Golden Sparrow.

How does an inbred like Mohsin Naqvi get the PCB job? Worst cousin marriage product if there ever was.

“Time for Experiments are over” - Babar Azam. lol what experiment? We play our first choice T20 XI regardless if we’re up again Australia or Zambia

Would Bajwa have the same amount of influential pull back home today that he had 2 years ago? Asking for a friend.

Can’t believe I am building this full stack app in Vanilla CSS. Should’ve gone with a framework

Tax levied on every aspect of our daily lives is a by product of our country being an import based economy. Our landlord has made investments in real estate, logistics & now farming + agri so IMF ka Qarza, which pays for the country’s fuel, will naturally come out of the working class’s pocket. ~

Hate the fact that TnG visa got booted out of Shopee. Now I have to either use my main CC or transfer credits from the bank directly - what an absolute hassle!

Sir the country’s been run by a bunch of jokers with a cheerleading squad employed from both mainstream & fringe media groups The only way Pakistan can actually move forward is to first get rid of the pawns (like how they do in chess) & then eventually capture the board Right now everyone is stuck

I don’t normally post much on cricket here, have lost interest since I became a dad but it seems that Harris has somehow or rather upset someone high up the food chain. Not only has he been sidelined from the national team he’s not not selected for even a dept team. The guy is essentially the best~

IU winning their 3rd title really shows the capacity of their back room staff. They weren’t making it in the last 3-4 seasons but still backed the same leadership to get the job done and it eventually did. Sugar mafia in the mud

Have missed the entire PSL due to work commitments. Have almost fell out of love with cricket - never thought this day would come but here we are!

Pollard nay sahe laura lasan phera huwa hay KK mein. Chutiya admi

Mein hi chutiya hoon joh har saal iss team ko dekhnay beth jata hoon

X is still down, someone tell the boys that this isn’t a weather report which will just pass over with time. You’ve stolen the mandate of THE PEOPLE. Inkay baap ka mulk nahe hay joh X band karnay say hum ahtejaj chor dain gein @ptiofficial.bsky.social

⚠️ Confirmed: Live metrics show a new national-scale disruption to X/Twitter in #Pakistan amid escalating unrest and protests over allegations of election fraud, following a high-level resignation and public admission of vote manipulation by a senior election official

Whiskey losing his marbles with each passing day. What an absolute moron this guy is.

Yes let’s pretend the Anarchy in Pakistan isn’t something in which the US weren’t actively involved. Is independent fact based journalism not a thing in the west anymore?

Nahe lagta Martial Law, inkay tattay shat kar denay hain Abbu Amreka nay

If we ever get out of this rut, people like Mustafa Kamal should be dragged on the streets of Karachi and eliminated in public - along with every MQM and PPP Member.

Disputed? MTFKR THEY WERE STOLEN FROM THE PUBLIC. If you’re going to be all vanilla about Asim Whiskey, best not to report these things and let actual journalists do the job