In case anyone has forgotten that what passes for DJT’s ‘personality’ is in large part due to his being denied entry to the US ‘elite’ on account of being blundering nouvelle-riche trash, & that he daily shats in the face of the lunatic Christian fringe that patronise him, this is his Easter fart..

“YOU CANNOT BE UNSERIOUS” MACENROEN TELLS TRUMPIRE. Tabloids missing a trick today. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/a...

I’m building the UK cod-right anti-Christ. Goodwin’s ears Farage’s teeth Cleverley’s integrity Truss’s upper arms JHB/Oakeshott’s bed-head Jenrick’s erstwhile dewlap BadEnoch’s humility Blair’s ‘Catholicism’ Patrick Cristys’ eyes Ben Leo’s earnestness Not much going on below the waist.

The state of it…is what’s up.

It has maybe crept upon us, but it now seems probable that the US president is constructing his own personal reality upon the bases of conversations with other people that have not taken place.

The absurdity of our moment is no better illustrated by Trump’s 48hrs ultimatum to Iran to open the Straits. If this stands, it will be the longest US-held position on this bullshit since Netanyahu shat it out.

Fascism is the acceptable face of some dumb-ass shit.

What is it with ‘the electorate’ who will somehow conclude that voting for the least credible option, by a country mile, is the way to go? www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Fuck John Crace & The Guardian. It was cynical real politik to bung a hole. Not pretty, but dealt that hand… The POINT was that he was conversant with the people with whom he was to deal. And everyone knows this. Shithole country: shitty ambassador. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Even for an organisation whose steady-state is ‘nadir,’ this is some going. Infantino + Infant Orange = a queasy (at best) World Cup. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

TRUMP INDICATES OWN PENIS SIZE IN TANTRUM THAT FUCKS WITH IMPORTERS AND CONSUMERS.

www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f... Tyson Fury has ‘retired’ five times…

I’m just sayinnn…

Just leaving this here ahead of the inevitably forthcoming bullying allegations. Another genius appointment. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Nice middle finger to Trump and the rag-tag freaks keeping out of prison. Fuck what he thinks. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

This is what qualifies as high controversy in the US right now. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

As much as I welcome suggestions that look to stem the troubling statistics documenting male suicide rates, spots on GB News and candidacy for Reform cannot be recommended, or tolerated on a utilitarian basis. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Just taking a moment to appreciate being on a platform where I don’t have see people/bots raving about how a man whose racism was carried by Sky, and whose ‘apology’ by the media more generally, is being ‘cancelled.’

When you know that you don’t know whether somebody’s innocent, but you know that when they say they know you’re innocent, you’ll know that you didn’t know they would say they knew that because they knew they were in fear of their life.

This is so irresponsible from the Guardian. If you’re going to capsize the Corbyn incarnation of Labour, and now you’re going after the Starmer version, you’re as good as running interference for the Tories and Reform. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

As if the ‘UK IN DECLINE’ narrative needed more motion… www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Calling Vincent Vega for the prosecution… youtu.be/KCO-SBPTF5E?...

Fuck Ricky Gervais. Nobody has the right to opt-out of the situation in the US. Decent folk need to stand up. Regardless of occupation. The fact that he has to dredge up an old tweet, in order to lecture others for…[checks notes]…not listening to him, doesn’t speak to being present in the moment.

Hear this now…

Downfall Bovino Edition. You're welcome.

I believe ‘unsuspended disbelief’ is the required mindset in approaching the text.

What I don’t get is that NO American is exercising their 2A rights against a very obviously tyrannical government. And at the same time an ICU nurse, with 30+ shells, is disarmed and then shot 10 (?) times for not even drawing his weapon, after being put violently on the ground, for using a phone.

Seems about right.

Are we gearing up for another €110+ bit of ‘managerial genius’? www.independent.co.uk/sport/footba...

“…Euro-Atlantic interests…it’s wrong…” Starmer pulling out all the stops to hit Trump where it hurts. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

Pffffffffffff…. I mean…. Talk about laying down with dogs…. But even that’s cutting him too much slack. If anyone was still clinging on to born-again-Catholic war criminal Blair as anything other than a psychotic wrong-un, then this has to be the moment they let go. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Why does the UK media still not understand that by promoting Farage as a racist, a Russian asset, and an SO lover, is just giving pro bono PR to his brand, & further marking him out as a sleeper agent for the Trump regime…? What’s next…? He beats his wife…? Oooo www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Ofsted gearing-up for a display of studied ignorance of what ‘Labour (or Tory) Friends of Israel’ means, that has ALREADY aged like milk. www.theguardian.com/education/20...

Is Trump working towards a pony-tail? I actually think this could work for him.

Guardian getting carried away with Grok… www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...

…with the caveat that we will NEVER be JD Vance.

…with the caveat that we will NEVER be JD Vance.

Just waiting on Stephen Miller to stipulate that the UK installs Tommy Robinson as Supreme Leader, or face abduction/invasion/forced ingestion of GM beef. You knows it ain’t as crazy as it ought to be…

NEW: Jack Smith will testify publicly before the House Judiciary Committee later this month. Smith has pressing them for this — in a public forum.

Who could be discouraged at this point, as James Dean Bradfield meets Phil Mitchell, to determine the future military security of Europe…?

Utd taking the spirit of giving to heart this Christmas, by actually BEING the gift that keeps on giving. Maybe they realise only God can help them. Perhaps he’ll let them put his name on a shirt and sell it in China. [angel chorus sounds] www.theguardian.com/football/202...

The genius of Farage is to have targeted the precise demographic that won’t care that he scams them both politically and financially. It’s like the Trump base who just don’t care that he’s Putin’s POTUS of choice. Cult. Cult. Cult. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Scott Beasant. Why not entrust the world’s largest economy to a man who can neither comb his own hair, nor mobilise his own face…?

Dismal. Ailing PM whose only hard credentials are as a Human Rights lawyer, bends even further to the right. Because that’s been playing out so well for him… If you can’t make the argument for what you know is right, why are you in this position? Execrable filth. www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...

For shame… www.theguardian.com/law/2025/dec...

Imagining this kind of thing runs the risk of taking England football back to the fist-pumping lion-heart mythology that had us fielding Adams/Terry, while other nations understood technical merits counted. www.theguardian.com/football/202...