New reporting reveals Kash Patel frequently gave out personalized bottles of whiskey to FBI employees and others he met at work-related functions. This comes after allegations that he abused alcohol while on the job.

BOYCOTTING watching #metgala

Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition Anyway, I found a tasty jalapeño margarita I like 🍹

Gas in #Asheville $3.99! It was $2.39 before the war and people were bitching to Biden. I hope that every person that voted Republican is enjoying this. Specially, the truckers and hillbillies ⛽️

Alina Habba went on The View yesterday & it did not go well for her HABBA: The DOJ brings real cases. We are not Jack Smith. We are not Letitia James. We bring real cases AUDIENCE: *laughs & groans* HOSTIN: You actually were sanctioned nearly $1 mil for filing a frivolous lawsuit against Comey

BREAKING: Janet Mills, the Governor of Maine, has suspended her campaign for Senate. Graham Platner will be the Democratic nominee against Susan Collins. 🙄 Susan Collins is concerned

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Honestly, I don’t give two shits about the Royals. But what a freaking loser. Trump cuts in front of Queen Camilla as she is shaking hands and shakes the hands of his own cabinet members. A true narcissist me me me, me me

I don’t give a shit what she thinks

Trump going on 60 minutes and having to deny being a "rapist" and a "pedophile" was probably not how he hoped things would go. Live your life in a way that you never have to defend yourself from being called a pedo!

STAGED

This “Weekend at Bernie’s” photo should be on the front page of every single newspaper in America today. Oz is looking at him like "Is he dead". #SleepyDonnie

Ohhh 😮😳😜 Chef Joe Gera allegedes that CNN MAGA mouthpiece Scott Jennings is a closeted bisexual that is being actively blackmailed by President of the United States, Donald Trump.

BREAKING: Yes yes Yes, Democrats win historic victory in redistricting battle in Virginia. Democrats will pick up four seats.

Our timeline is focked

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Sean Hannity is leaving the Catholic Church because he says it’s corrupt. Humm He didn’t leave over the years of abuse scandals or the protection of predators. No, apparently that was tolerable. But the moment the Pope starts preaching peace instead of war? Suddenly that’s a dealbreaker.

Could you imagine If Obama did it?

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Somewhere between San Juan and a piña colada… I became a doctor. No questions at this time. License photo attached.

BREAKING Rep. Eric Swalwell resigned from Congress following sexual misconduct allegations Is it funny that one party suffers consequences and the other one… Maybe he’ll inspire Donald to do the honorable thing. Oh, fuggedaboutit

One down! 🚨🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Opposition leader Péter Magyar WINS the election for prime minister of Hungary, defeating Putin and Trump’s ally Viktor Orbán. 🇭🇺

I’m glad my party holds people accountable. Eric Swalwell should drop out and resign.

Classy First Ladies 🇺🇸

I trust Collins is quite concerned about this.

If the United States saw what the United States is doing to the United States, they would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the United States!🤨

Agreeing with Tucker Carlson was never on my bingo card. Also… If the Democrats don’t get their shit together fucking IMMEDIATELY, we will have a Tucker Carlson presidency in 2028. Mark. My. Words.

For the first time Anna Wintour & Meryl Streep (as Miranda Priestly) on the cover of Vogue’s May 2026 issue. Devil Wears Prada 2

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

Well, he’s alive. I’m back at it. I had to check it a couple of times to see if this was real. An Easter message from the president

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Please let it be true, but… No resurrection Tic Toc 🕐🪦

Off course! There will be no more Epstein files released under the new Attorney General.

Tic toc ⏰ bitch From now on, she better sleep with one eye open. 🚨BREAKING: TRUMP IS FIRING PAM BONDI

LOVE ❤️ THIS! The person that leaked the titty pictures of Kritis’ husband was an undocumented immigrant. It does not get better than that! The lady who has been savagely dehumanizing all of these people. One of them ruins her Barbie-fake life I’m sorry, but that’s just poetic justice 🫶🏼

She wants privacy and prayer the same privacy and prayers that they got. She’s a monster and does not deserve another peaceful moment.

Erikkka Kirk is BIG mad 😂

One out of every 50 people in the US attended a No kings protest 

If the No Kings protests were “useless” They wouldn’t spend so much time trying to discredit them.

MAGA is losing their shit 💩 after yesterday’s NO kings- agitated, and beside themselves. And I’m here for it!

There were some great signs yesterday. I love this one. Creative-Raw-Smart #EPSTEINFILES

What a day in Asheville NC 💙 NO ❌ KINGS

Exactly! Instead it is full of entitled, rich, white man. …America

Chuck Norris stopped supporting Donald Trump today.

Week one - We're winning. Week two - We won. Week three - Send help.

Trump's full rant on Cuba: "Cuba, in its own way, tourism and everything else, it's a beautiful island, great weather. They're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change, you know? They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week. I do believe I'll have the honor of taking Cuba."

I miss the days when I had no fcking clue who Erika Kirk was

Confront the Republican’s stupidity

When Iranian news is more honest than American news, if a bit repetitive.

Remember when they made fun of Biden?

The Melania movie is now available for rental. Much like Melania herself used to be.