I can tell you right now that if Donald Trump wants to fuck with Jon Ossoff, he’s gonna be focking with the wrong senator.  Cankle McTacoTits it’s going to make him the next president

If you think we’re cold-hearted assholes now, wait til Mac Taco tits dies.

SURVEY: Tell me your least favorite vegetable, mine is…

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How about if we let the WOMEN handle Mitch McConnell‘s body and medical treatment?

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"The biggest fireworks show of all time." And Trump is out like a light. Any other president and this would be wall-to-wall, 24/7 news coverage. The MAGA Trump mental illness excuse menu: * He's reading * He works so hard, cut him some slack * He's blinking --- All of the above

Mother Nature looked at Trump’s big outdoor event and said, “Not today Mc Taco Tits.” The storms rolled in, the crowd of maggots ran for cover, and many reportedly took shelter in the National Museum of African American History and Culture!! Ancestors working overtime 😜 🌩️

🚨Manny Rutinel wins the #CO08 Democratic primary and will face GOP Rep. Gabe Evans in Nov. A son of an immigrant single mother — started his career at McDonalds, worked his way up to the Army Corps of Engineers, to Yale, then to the Colorado state legislature. ❤️ I don’t know much about him but… 🥵🔥

Congratulations to Melat Kiros for defeating 30 year incumbent-Diana DeGette in Colorado primary. Socialism is the way moving forward. People better start getting used to the world “socialism” and take the stigma and bogeyman meaning! Time for NEW IDEAS Time for NEW LEADERS!

I can’t love ❤️ this enough 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #PrideMonth

Birthright! You’re born here, you’re a citizen! I’m pretty sure President MacTaco tits is happy that he’s wearing his depends today 💩

18 days and no word from Mitch McConnell What’s up? 💀

🆕 boogeyman: Democratic Socialists. Fox says, “They’re trying to take over the Democratic Party!” I’m over here thinking Didn’t MAGA take over the Republican Party? Reshape it, redefine it, & push out the old guard? it’s called a “movement” when it’s your side and a “threat” when it’s the other.

Not to beat a dead horse, but… Is Mitch McConnell dead?

🚨 Political earthquake? 🚨 Three Mamdani-endorsed candidates won tonight: Darializa Avila Chevalier, Claire Valdez & Brad Lander. Maybe voters are ready to challenge the status quo. Candidates backed by people can beat candidates backed by big money. Feeling hopeful. LET’S GO! (for a little bit 😉)

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👀👀👀👀👀 OK, don't get excited, but Mac TacoTis is at Camp David. He hates that place. What's up? Is that where he gets his treatments? Why would he go there for Father's Day weekend? He loathes that place; he thinks it's grubby and dirty.

Michelle Obama is not a man. But neither is Donald Trump. Illustration by me 🎨

Cankle MacTacoTits IS GOING TO SH*T HIMSELF Michelle Obama just got even with Trump by honoring President Obama's achievements INCLUDING WINNING A NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. This level of trolling is giving me life. We should be seeing some meltdown tweets soon 😆

Now things make sense. There’s nothing there 🤪

I've gone down a rabbit hole of World Cup Korean fans having the time of their lives in Mexico and how the two countries are bonding together. It's priceless and exactly what the world needs now. I do have to say, in nine months, we're going to see a lot of Korean-Mexican babies coming 🇰🇷🇲🇽👶

Platner: To any of those who feel let down or disappointed or disillusioned, it is my job to earn your trust, faith and support. And I will spend every day of this campaign and if I have the privilege every day in the United States senate doing exactly that

He’s literally sleeping! And all those men are pretending it isn’t happening. Republicans saying HE IS JUST BLINKING 😂 It’s not so much that he falls asleep but why does he keep waking up?

So proud for the albanians No more Let them eat cake! FIGHT ✊

I am loving Hunter Biden DARK BIDEN

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Revised Line Up so far 🤣🖕

A federal judge just ordered Donald Trum to remove his name from the Kennedy Center. 😂😂😂😂😂 Happy Friday!

Watching #topchef feature #Asheville this week honestly made me emotional. Seeing the beauty of our city and hearing them mention World Central Kitchen after the hurricane really hit home since I volunteered there for a few days. So proud of this resilient little mountain city. ❤️

Ken Paxton wins Texas GOP Senate nomination. Congratulations James Talarico. Responding to Donald Trump and the GOP claim that James Talarico is a vegan. "I've been eating BBQ long before Ken Paxton had his first indictment."

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Republicans voted out a man who tried to stop pedophiles. I’m not shocked.

If you have a problem with my anti-MAGA posts, feel free to give me a call on your Trump phone.

Trump: “I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.” Can you imagine a president saying that? He needs to resign now. “I don’t give a fuck that you can’t afford shit” - Trump, basically

Wait, it’s possible for government to be fiscally responsible and socially inclusive and supportive? Who knew?!

Well our dictator got his statue

New reporting reveals Kash Patel frequently gave out personalized bottles of whiskey to FBI employees and others he met at work-related functions. This comes after allegations that he abused alcohol while on the job.

BOYCOTTING watching #metgala

Rudy Giuliani is in critical condition Anyway, I found a tasty jalapeño margarita I like 🍹

Gas in #Asheville $3.99! It was $2.39 before the war and people were bitching to Biden. I hope that every person that voted Republican is enjoying this. Specially, the truckers and hillbillies ⛽️

Alina Habba went on The View yesterday & it did not go well for her HABBA: The DOJ brings real cases. We are not Jack Smith. We are not Letitia James. We bring real cases AUDIENCE: *laughs & groans* HOSTIN: You actually were sanctioned nearly $1 mil for filing a frivolous lawsuit against Comey

BREAKING: Janet Mills, the Governor of Maine, has suspended her campaign for Senate. Graham Platner will be the Democratic nominee against Susan Collins. 🙄 Susan Collins is concerned

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Honestly, I don’t give two shits about the Royals. But what a freaking loser. Trump cuts in front of Queen Camilla as she is shaking hands and shakes the hands of his own cabinet members. A true narcissist me me me, me me

I don’t give a shit what she thinks

Trump going on 60 minutes and having to deny being a "rapist" and a "pedophile" was probably not how he hoped things would go. Live your life in a way that you never have to defend yourself from being called a pedo!