Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.

Making $37.5M a year from Fox, Tom Brady should be cloning all our dogs.

Well, we had a good run.

With the #CFL division finals today, here’s why you should consider rooting for Saskatchewan, if you don’t already have a Canadian team (or even if you do!). #GreyCup #RiderNation #football #3downs youtu.be/Px68b1SUU5A

POTUS: “Hey, can I starve poor people?” SCOTUS: “Yeah, all right.”

That’s one sentence.

THAT’S when you take Blake Snell out. #WorldSeries

With the #WorldSeries about to begin, take a look back at the 1944 Fall Classic, featuring the only appearance by the St. Louis Browns, on #SportsRewind. youtu.be/sp4si6Evjkk?...

There is an NBA gambling scandal and everyone is making the exact same joke. The odds on that were -250, BTW.

“That was taken out of context” is the new “I was hacked.”

I remember when all of ESPN was in one place. It was called ESPN.

Today’s epic loss is forgettable of you are a #giants fan, but why their 1938 #NFL championship team is forgotten is explored in the premiere episode of #SportsRewind. youtu.be/eGQeWtF6DGI

Phoenix #nokings was orderly, peaceful and well-attended.

ESPN will just never copy edit. Never.

It’s possible Ohtani-san is out of his slump.

Good job, good effort, @apnews.com

Get it yet?

Seattle and Toronto entered the American League as expansion teams in 1978. The Blue Jays now lead the all-time series, 228-212, but are now 0-3 in playoff games against the Mariners.

Should not take that long to play anything.

Meanwhile ESPN thinks the WNBA Finals are best of five.

Of course, it is only Game 3, but ESPN sucks, so there we are.

This is all one sentence.

I thought Dizzy Dean was doing color on Cubs/Padres and it turned out to be Ben McDonald.

The Voice is on downstairs. That is why I am upstairs.

How do you know THIS isn’t an alternate timeline?

Ten of the last 12 wild card series have been sweeps. The three wild card bit in baseball is dumb.

@jorgecastillo.bsky.social Or “complementary,” one.

Love the dipstick Alouettes player yelling that no one comes into their house and wins. The Als are literally 3-5 at home. #CFL

What on Earth is the Liberty’s GM talking about?

A reminder that by its nature and by definition, destiny cannot be controlled.

That escalator was woke.

I am guessing it is now an article of faith on the right that their guy ended seven wars.

Is it possible that Russell Wilson just can’t play anymore?

So this rapture thing…was that GMT or…?

Presumably, Sacramento Republic FC means three DIFFERENT finals, thanks to the long history of the venerable Jagermeister Cup. Because other teams (like Louisville) have played in three finals.

Okay, I get what you’re saying, but, seriously, stop making content in your car.

The fact that Matthew Dowd lost his job for pointing out Charlie Kirk’s hate speech, while Brian Kilmeade openly suggests we should euthanize the homeless and there is zero outrage, shows exactly what is terribly wrong with today’s political mainstream media.

MAGA repeatedly blamed the Left, they blamed immigrants, trans people, anyone but their own kind for Charlie Kirk’s murder. Now they found out that 22 year-old named Tyler Robinson, white Mormon from Utah from a gun-loving Republican family did this! Wow. Crickets.

Dennis Hopper was in a really good Twilight Zone episode once. Maybe look that one up.

It’s just hilarious that conservatives think we can all vote on paper ballots on the same day and they can all be hand-counted by midnight on Election Day. Like, math is not your strong suit, is it?

Mike makes some good points here, so be sure to read to the end.

Not only is saying a team “punched their ticket” not physically correct anymore, IT’S COMPLETELY HACKNEYED AND YOU ARE A LAZY HACK IF YOU WRITE IT.

Still as funny as nine years ago today.

“I know you already paid for ESPN+, and we SAID you could watch games on that, but THIS game is only on ESPN Unlimited.” GFY, ESPN.

On this date in 1940, the sports editor of the New York Daily News suggested the Yankees had been infected with polio by Lou Gehrig, which explained why they were then in fifth place in the American League, 10 games back, after winning the World Series in 1939.

It’s not the @nytpitchbot.bsky.social, it is real.

“Let me tell you what, I like goals,” says the analyst on USL’s Phoenix/Tampa Bay game on ESPN2, as if that is a controversial position.

It rains maybe 7 inches a year here in a good year. Tonight there are flood warnings.

Y’all get that all the social media posts in the world didn’t keep the 2024 election from going the way it did, right? Why TF do you insist it will work now?

Today’s Wordle can eff off, and that’s all I have to say about that.