Trump tonight on Truth Social: "Friday will be Vatican Day. There will be Nothing like it!! Shut your fuckin' mouth, you crazy Pope! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Donald J. Trump"

The winner of this year's WaPo Peeps Diorama Contest is "A Shaming of the Shoes." www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...

Manosphere just exploded in anger. Not only is Usha not “correct” in ethnicity or religion, but she has emasculated her husband so he changes diapers.

We're winning so much that the strait remains closed and Trump is begging for help from countries that in recent months he's disparaged.

You can’t be a fascist country until you colonize lands inhabited by people that you don’t regard as your equals.

Palantir: We're watching you to make sure you're "Be Best."

Edith Wilson waited until Woodrow had a massive stroke to seize control, but I guess Melania can't wait that long.

No Kings. Find your event location for Saturday, March 28th. #NoKings www.nokings.org (Image credit Elizabeth Van Dusen)

You’d almost think that the president of the United States is just spouting off random syllables like an escapee from an asylum for demented elderly people, yet the media treat his brain droppings like they are seriously thoughtful proposals.

Congrats, MAGA, you've won a "forever war" in the Middle East!

I’m calling for a four-year moratorium on AZGOP stupidity.

Serious question: Is Musk's other son, Anglo, just as much of an asshole?

Really? I fully expect the GOP to say “Gotta respect free speech”—just as they did when anybody pointed out that Charlie Kirk was a racist asshole that no one should mourn.

The line to piss on Trump's grave will be much longer than the line to piss on Mueller's grave. That's all I'll say.

Well, the one dude who voted against Kim isn't available for comment--he's already composting out back of the Great Hall.

Crap! Now we're going to have to start calling them "freedom fries" again, aren't we?

If only you have to have an IQ to be a United States senator.

I suspect the “9” also stands for his IQ.

I think we’ve found Mullin’s replacement as “the stupidest senator”! (You can sit back down, Ron Johnson & Marsha Blackburn. Maybe next time.)

"Big strong countries, with tears in their eyes, are saying to me, 'Sir! Please let me send ships. I must send ships!'"

Dude, Iran is just getting started with retaliation. You’re like the guy whose team kicks a field goal in the first minute of a game and cheers “We’ve won!”

Nope, Minneapolis still stands defiantly.

You’re just jealous of a man so secure in his masculinity that he can wear three layers of makeup and dance in public like he’s giving simultaneous handjobs to two drunken sailors.

Maybe a poll of the Luddites and their thoughts about mechanized cotton mills?

Gotta dance to the "Macho Man" playing in his head--

Kari Lake loses again!

This. The image is of graves being dug for the girls killed when the U.S. bombed their school.

Big deal! Trump shovels tons of bullshit into the American media every day.

I like the idea of refusing to capitalize proper nouns if you don't respect the person, place, or thing. Thanks for the idea, trump!

You know that Trump is going to demand a gold medal.

He’s no more fake than a vice president who has changed his politics, his religion, and even his name. Call it the “George Santos” effect.

Every time he lies about Epstein his damaged hand gets more discolored--sort of like how Pinocchio's nose would get longer when he lied.

It produces rugs—which can then be pulled.

Asked for comment immediately after the breakfast he attended with the president, Speaker Johnson said he hadn’t heard the remark.

You just don't speak MAGA. The latest phone software has a foreign-language translator, so maybe it can help?

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Writing this piece caused me to reflect on a history of protest songs, and Springsteen’s may be the most unique. My latest in @thebulwark.com

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

So this noted scholar of constitutional history is incorrect? theweek.com/speedreads/8...

In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.

So it's not enough to mock & diminish the casualties NATO allies suffered in Afghanistan--we now have to fantasize about killing them ourselves?

I guess Vance will let you “heritage Americans” stay. I probably can’t stay, though, since my forebears arrived yesterday on the good ship Lollipop.

Never invade Minnesota in winter. Didn’t Trump’s goons learn anything from history? Just watch the movie Fargo!

4. Trump already has a display case made and the medal will be in it within 15 minutes of Machado walking in BUT he still won't allow her to be president of Venezuela.

The warning makes sense. A rogue cop could kill an innocent bystander. Wait— Are we talking about Venezuela or Minneapolis?

Hey, I looked and sounded better seven years ago! After 40, it’s like our bodies age in dog years: seven for every one calendar year.

She’ll have to go back to fantasies of Trudeau “pounding.” i.ytimg.com/vi/O08PD8Fqk...

Wrong! But only because it’s going to get worse as he shifts from financial crimes to crimes against democracy (e.g. using the military and security services to thwart elections and repress protests).