Bingo. Whenever Trump insults a woman, an incel creams his pants.

Maybe Stone could use the cash to sign up for ENGL 101 at his local community college so he can gain literacy?

Ah, so the GOP message is “The rich get richer.” Thank you for your attention to this matter!

If the Dems retake the House, I hope they impeach that criminal every week of every year. The Senate may never convict, but they’ll have to sit through one trial after another every damn day.

Has to be the media, which used to act in the public interest, because the U.S. courts can’t act after SCOTUS—basically—said “corruption” must involve a provable quid pro quo. In short, public shaming is the only avenue left.

Translation: “GOP legislatures will gerrymander the hell out of the states to make sure there’s no political cost to fucking up the economy!”

Sure, but two centuries ago, John Quincy Adams polled at 72% disapproval on healthcare, so Trump hasn’t bottomed out yet.

QUIGLEY: What group has 'extra rights'? TURNER: We want to go after real discrimination & not phantom discrimination Q: Who is being 'phantomly discriminated' against? T: We are going after real discrimination Q: I'm going to take a wild guess that you think LGBT people are getting extra rights

#BREAKING: Over dissents from the three Democratic appointees, #SCOTUS issues “GVRs” in the Alabama cases—vacating district court injunctions & remanding for further proceedings in light of Callais. In practice, this means Alabama can now redraw its congressional districts in time for the midterms:

I've seen tom turkeys with smaller wattles.

Hey, MAGA & MAHA: Stop drinking water and drink two gallons of Diet Coke per day--just like your Dear Leader. It's good for you and washes down the ivermectin.

Unless you're a Trump supporter. In that case, yes, try hailing a plane like it's a taxi--since you once heard someone say a plane "has to taxi" before leaving.

The new protein standards approved by RFK Jr.: rotting whale head, raccoon penis, and personally captured starling.

My guess is that he’s “shaking hands” with another part of his anatomy. Additional evidence: His two-handed “jerk off” dance.

Indicted isn’t convicted, so I guess Trump intends to ignore the presumption of innocence until proven guilty? (That’s a rhetorical question!)

Here’s a deal that Trump can’t refuse: He resigns the presidency in exchange for being the “National Inspector of Fast Food,” which includes all he can eat whenever & wherever he wants. He can also go on Fox and talk about it 24-7.

Also, Pulte will start an investigation to see if the Pope has cheated on a mortgage & Trump will say he's tariffing the Vatican.

No different from Trump’s treatment of Roy Cohn, who he refused to visit as he lay dying in a hospital. Once you’re of no more use to Trump, you might as well be used Kleenex.

Since this is the “Golden Age,” I’m sure people can afford to attend—so the sparse crowd must be for another reason. Maybe rain in the forecast? That has to be it, yes?

Tired: Democracy Dies in Darkness Wired: It's Actually Seditious

Nah, that's RFK Jr. & Cheryl Hines reacting to Larry David saying she's not welcome to return for another season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

It was an obvious joke: Trump wouldn’t fuck Loomer with Corey Lewandowski’s dick.

Hessett is missing his true calling, voice over dude for movie trailers: "Imagine a land where inflation is low and people are happy. Imagine a place where justice reins and the king is righteous. Imagine a Golden Age."

Get ahead of the next trend and represent The Drizzler, who pisses on your leg and then tells you it’s raining. His day-time job is chief White House economic advisor.

I thought it was "big, strong men" who cry about Trump--not whiny, little bitches.

Well, when they only work three days a week every few months—

The basic point remains: People deserve the right to determine their own destiny, and (obviously) the people behind the Iron Curtain had the right to reject the system that repressed them. Anybody who says the “unintended consequences” of ending the Soviet Union outweigh the benefits is an idiot.

Come on, steroids have rotted whatever of his brain the worm didn’t eat—you can’t blame him for not remembering!

Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastard!

Sort of interesting that Trump said "decades." After all, Hitler was shooting for a 1000-year Reich.

Trump tonight on Truth Social: "Friday will be Vatican Day. There will be Nothing like it!! Shut your fuckin' mouth, you crazy Pope! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Donald J. Trump"

The winner of this year's WaPo Peeps Diorama Contest is "A Shaming of the Shoes." www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/0...

Manosphere just exploded in anger. Not only is Usha not “correct” in ethnicity or religion, but she has emasculated her husband so he changes diapers.

We're winning so much that the strait remains closed and Trump is begging for help from countries that in recent months he's disparaged.

You can’t be a fascist country until you colonize lands inhabited by people that you don’t regard as your equals.

Palantir: We're watching you to make sure you're "Be Best."

Edith Wilson waited until Woodrow had a massive stroke to seize control, but I guess Melania can't wait that long.

No Kings. Find your event location for Saturday, March 28th. #NoKings www.nokings.org (Image credit Elizabeth Van Dusen)

You’d almost think that the president of the United States is just spouting off random syllables like an escapee from an asylum for demented elderly people, yet the media treat his brain droppings like they are seriously thoughtful proposals.

Congrats, MAGA, you've won a "forever war" in the Middle East!

I’m calling for a four-year moratorium on AZGOP stupidity.

Serious question: Is Musk's other son, Anglo, just as much of an asshole?

Really? I fully expect the GOP to say “Gotta respect free speech”—just as they did when anybody pointed out that Charlie Kirk was a racist asshole that no one should mourn.

The line to piss on Trump's grave will be much longer than the line to piss on Mueller's grave. That's all I'll say.

Well, the one dude who voted against Kim isn't available for comment--he's already composting out back of the Great Hall.

Crap! Now we're going to have to start calling them "freedom fries" again, aren't we?

If only you have to have an IQ to be a United States senator.

I suspect the “9” also stands for his IQ.

I think we’ve found Mullin’s replacement as “the stupidest senator”! (You can sit back down, Ron Johnson & Marsha Blackburn. Maybe next time.)