If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Trying to make friends at work. Good thing I’m a baker just not a very good one tonight forgot to put an egg in the brownies.

Living in socal and being very close to dodgers fans is funny. After game 1: it’s a 7 game series. After game 2: fuck yeah go dodgers. After game 3: hell yeah let’s goooo. I can’t wait to go to work tomorrow to hear it’s a 7 game series again.

Just Steph being... STEPH 😱 🏀 LAC/GSW at 8:00pm/pt on NBC & Peacock 📺 Check your local listings www.nba.com/how-to-watch...

As a Giants fan I can’t root for California and the Dodgers so gooo Blue Jays

Happy Caturday from Shrimp and Larry. 🐱

Just voted YES to redistrict California 💃💃💃going to drop off my ballot now 🤭🤭🤭

Any day is a good day to Beat LA

Watch out for phone call scammers. This one was no picked up by my iPhone as a scam but if someone calls you saying you failed to appear in court and they transfer you to someone else it’s a scam they want money. I just spent the 30 min calming down.

I got my I like my friends canceled hoodie today and it maybe cropped but damn is it cozy and warm

HAHAHAHAHAA drugs in TLOAS is creeping into my husband’s head. Sometimes he wakes up with a song in his head

“All that bitchin’ wishing on a falling star” Taylor is soooo funny making fun of her past self

WHAT do you mean my canceled hoodie is already shipping

Not me watching shit sell out while waiting 5 minutes to check out 😭😭😭😭

Help I’ve just been killed. My kid is a senior and we’re talking about graduation and senior rings. Her do you still have yours? Me: I could just reorder it from Josten’s. Her: so Josten’s is that old? 🫠😳

Oops I girlbossed too hard my coworker is hoarding meetings and events 🤭 I’m not competition I just shine brighter than most

Yooooooo the pro max 40x zoom is amazing of the moon tonight

Not my husband listening to the life of a showgirl and suggesting Taylor do at least half the album in music videos. I’d take the album as music video, sir.

Me just bopping along to Wood

Listen you had a good time and you have two songs you like off the album so 😘

When I’m not paying attention to what I’m listening to I get big Weezer guitar riffs from Actually Romantic and I’m like

If you’ve seen the life of showgirl movie did it feel like we were all sat at Taylor’s house for a secret session cause I did. I swear this lady made secret sessions world wide 🤯

We got stickers leaving the movie 🧋😭😭😭😭😭😭

Praying I don’t fall asleep but I’m on my way to watch the movie 💃💃💃

Me laying down. The executive I assist calls me for help. I’m changing my title to EA on Monday

Okay so I’m in love with life of a showgirl. To me it’s 1989 but grown up. Also it’s a no skips kinda album but we aren’t surprised at this

Did a order at Krispy Kreme to celebrate with the Swifties at work

Time to process and listen a few more times

In 12.5 hours I’ll be listening to Life of a Showgirl processing what I just started listening to. West coast best coast

Nothing says “bitch you bought all that for a album launch” *dark kermit* yes

Learning that I need to get out of my own head cause it’s holding me back at work 🫠

8:06am is too early for my car to be roasting me.

Gets a notification for Dick Van Dyke and I gasped. Thankfully he kissed and sung his wife happy birthday

Bad Bunny doing the Super Bowl is gonna be fun.

Getting Botox this morning tell me why the nurse put on her gloves and then touched her hair. Ma’am

Happy first day of autumn or as the socal people call it welcome to second summer

College football is so much fun.

I don’t get drunk unless I’m tailgating and going to a sporting event 🤭🤭🤭🤭

Bought a pair of pants that didn’t exactly fit a few weeks ago. They fit today 💃💃 losing 6 pants sizes is nuts still trying to wrap my brain around it.

My college didn’t have a football team so I’ve never had the college football experience. Today I’m going to see MSU VS USC in LA. Don’t worry friends of MSU I’ll be one of you as my friend graduated from there and we are going to support her. 💚🤍 sorry to my USC friends her mom bought shirts

I got tickets for the release party, my phone has been delivered, my case has been delivered!!! Happy Friday to me 💃💃💃

Well it finally happened the thing I’ve been doing yearly with the kid she has now replaced me with her friends and I’m officially crying cause she is growing up and while I’m super proud I’m sad.

Welp I already don’t post a lot and I def don’t post content being watched but it’s gonna get scary yall

Not me at the reception desk at work screaming it’s a cardigan omg and youth sizing okay check out

Gotta semi long day at work but going with a few coworkers to see Conjuring after. Gonna be a long day cause this bitch wants 8 hours of sleep 💃💃💃

In a perpetual state of

Went to Joshua Tree today and it was beautiful. Kicked my own ass going on a small 1 mile hike. I want to hike more

Kid decided they wanted to see Lady Gaga in LA next feb. I said I’d try to get tickets. In the middle of lunch rush at work tickets went on sale and by a miracle a friend saved me. Needless to say kid is very happy to be seeing Lady Gaga again.

A pretty interesting social experiment is happening right in front of us.

Thinking about getting an iPhone 17 in orange for showgirl vibes