I know this girl did not just call Tajín “spicy salt” 😭😭

Repo > Blanco

Why are sun visors made for tall people with perfect vision. I’m short, 4-eyed, and fighting for my life 😭

Sent this to my best friend and she reacted with “🧐” and then said “uhh let me think” SHE WOULD EAT ME YALL 😭

Yall have tomorrow off? Must be niceeeeee 😭

My phone and laptop are always dying 🤣😭 i never charge it lmaoo

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I thought my bruises from pole would be covered up since it’s winter but AZ decided it didn’t want to have a winter 🤣😭

Have you shaken your ass yet today? 🤨

My best friend being in office when I just want to FaceTime her to Yap is crazy.

I’m trying to find those giant teddy bears for my photoshoot today and they are nowhere! I’ve been to like 4 stores already WTF

Is it just me or do some food places taste different during the day compared to the night? 👀😭

Decided to do my shroom trip today lmao see yall tomorrow

And does 🫣🤭

I need a new photoshoot idea 🫣

I need a vacation immediately

Oh and I just saw the side effects for taking more than 4.. my best friends response to it 🤣

I have a limit per week for my migraine pills and I can’t remember how many I’ve taken this week.. fk it we ball 😭🤣

Who sprayed a whole bottle of cologne & why can I smell it from my patio?

It’s still wild to me that I have to pay a full months rent in Feb

Having to take an edible every night to sleep is ridiculous 😭

I guess not too crazy lmao this man’s pickup line was “excuse me, you have my most beautiful dogs I’ve ever seen” 🤣

I really be outside walking these dogs looking crazy asf in my whole default font. 👁️👄👁️

I need to do a shroom trip soon.. maybe Saturday night 🫣🙂‍↕️

The show My Strange Addictions is wild cause what you mean she got an addiction to vabbing 👀💀

Tried to explain something i wanted to my best friend and couldn’t remember the name and said “idk I don’t English bitch” 🤣

Why did I babysit and forget I have a whole pole in my apartment 🤣

I really haven’t drank tequila in a while.. why did I have a dream I was craving some alcohol? 😭🤣 like baaaddddd

So y’all get snow and I get rain 😭 tf

If you sick, about to get sick, feel like you’re getting sick take Claritin-D from behind the pharmacy counter NOT THE ONE YOU CAN JUST GRAB YOURSELF… behind the pharmacy counter (you gotta show your ID) .. thank me later 😘

Someone please tell me how it’s Jan 23rd already

Me yawning at 8 or 9pm almost every day is RIDICULOUS 😭 I feel like a old lady wtf

Don’t mind my 5 being upside down the water was freezing 🤣😩❄️

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME ♑️🐐💖

Merry Christmas 🎄🤍

The way my flight got delayed twice now 😤 been sitting on this plane for an hour

The last shot of tequila looking at me like

I genuinely love to fuck

“Now you see me, now you don’t” 10/10!!!!!

My ex just messaged me saying he came across my IG and I look good. DUH NIGGA 🤣😩 tf

wtf is 6 7 ? Am I getting that old lmao 🤣😩 these little kids in the neighborhood keep saying it

Guy at the bar was trying to ask 21 questions to see if me and my best friend were really best friends 🤣

I really wanna slap the shit out of this girl at work

Happy Monday 💕

My cat just looked at me crazy and meowed because I sneezed. Sorry to disturb your peace King won’t happen again 🤣😩

Waking up at 7am after I was trying to sleep in because I worked 125+hours in 2 weeks nonstop (including weekends)… UPSET 🤣😩😭

In case nobody told you this week….. you’re doing a damn good job 🫵🏾

Happy Wednesday 😮‍💨