Me and my mates waiting to eat the left over cakes in the staff kitchen at the end of the day.

Kriss Drummer 'leaks' new Limp Bizkit song on Instagram before being interrupted by Fred Durst (2025)

I hate international breaks and its a crime so early in the season. On the other hand I dont have to care about fantasy football for another week 🙌

I didnt enjoy S1 so never watched the rest, there i've said it. Go ahead and shame me.

I dont know this guy, but he has done a better job of telling the public exactly who Nigel Farrage is in 10 minutes than Labour Party have in a whole year. Give this 10 minutes of your time 👏 youtu.be/reQaq3ArAak?...

Maybe Micah Parsons trade to Green Bay was the only way JJ saw a team other than Eagles winning the NFC championship. Or maybe JJ is a plank. We will see... #cowboys

Im kind of glad Im too tired to stay up and watch the Cowboys get thumped tonight by the gross eagles 🤮. I can just cry through the highlights tomorrow when I wake. #nfl #cowboys

Chaplin > Isak dont @ me

I am so so happy with this, we are massive. #pompey

I cant take it anymore just announce Chaplin

Pompey vs Scum 0-0, 89th minute, on comes new signing Conor Chaplin... 👀 first touch... couldnt happen could it, COULD IT...?

Pompey midfielder Kamara departs for Saarbrucken - www.bbc.com/sport/footba...

Im not crying, you are! #Pompey 🥹

Hacunha matata 👀

Today my sister made some classic media fuelled slur along the lines of tax being wasted on benefits on those who stay at home blah blah, I pointed out Id rather pay for them than tax breaks for the billionaires who dont pay tax.. no answer

Sooo happy for Taylor and Travis 👏 in the words of Terry Crews - Terry loves love

Football am I right 🙃

FREDDIE POTTS COMING ON 😍

My biggest regret - drinking fanta lemon at home, now I just know it wont hit right next time im on holiday!

Pompey , what we thinking ? 🤔

Mainstream media 🤝 right wing agenda

Congrats to those who got GCSE results today but I have no idea what those numbers mean, just tell me in letters please.

Lemington Spa is not a giant spa. Follow for more travel tips.

Finished the fpl weekend on 76 points so I can now retire until the start of next season 😅

Pompey - I think we call that an unlucky loss, lost the game in the first 15 mins. Big worry for Lang. Football is so back 😩

Saydee scoring and quickly becoming a cult hero for Wigan 🥹

I’ve mulled over posting this for months now. But yesterday it came to a head. And I’m aware that the people who need to see it will either not be here, or will suggest that I’m lying. I live near an asylum hotel. The reason I didn’t post earlier is that I didn’t want to raise undue attention

If im the only one who went for Haaland instead of Salah then congrats to you all on Salah's hatrick tonight #fpl ⚽️

What happened to Man City investigations? Seems to have been forgotten 👀

My FPL team sucks which i guess means the hope wont kill me

New Pompey 3rd kit 👀 Will be helpful next time the floodlights fail at Fratton. Borussia Portsmouth 🙌

Borussia Pompey

Slap a plaster under my eye and call me Nelly coz its hot in here.

I dont know what the bit between your bottom lip and chin is called but you know it is too hot when it sweats

Does this mean my barber wont give me a lollypop when I get my hair cut anymore?

Anyone else think its weird that there is no poo emoji with a sad face, only happy

Stop the count

I like my law enforcement like I like my Dr Pepper - no ICE 😑

Does liking your own post count as self-care?

I have FOBI - fear of being included #Wednesday

Bsky brace yourself for my posts this week. Exclusively moaning about heat.

Tommy Fleetwood can surely get his first PGA win at St Judes 🙏 deserves it so much!

3 points on the first day of the season 💙 #pompey joint top 👀 great shift and could've been 3 up in the first half on another day.

As it stands, the other lot are rock bottom of the Championship and will be playing League One football next season.

Never fall in love with a loan player,

Best 👏 Friday 👏 ever. TOMORROW IS FOOTBALL DAY

Sometimes, London can be so fricking lush.