funny silly video i made because i was bored and i wanted to edit a funny silly video : )

im a pobnellion now

*watches your ass get destroyed*

Real wine drinkers eat the cork

I'm trying to engage in next generation warfighting

Me and @sharlful.bsky.social tbqh

im such a pobpilled perncel

WICKEDLY CRUEL DOGS

i ate some food so gross it made me not want to have a bodily existence anymore

my elbows have been getting pounded by attacks

im castigating you soon brother

the strong boxers furious punch left me in a painful situation

if you want to practice your cruelty, i recommend starting with small and defenceless organisms

throwing a very cursory glance

ive been trying to see what i can do with my newfound abilities

i put squibs in my shirt and walk around in crowded places and detonate them and pretend ive been shot to cause mass panics

LILA: You've done well son. Michael? Tell your son how well he's done. MICHAEL: You've done well son.

I've always just been good at having a laugh, and then some.

My wife would like fries for lunch but i tell her no thanks. and she screams

The Czar of Reddit has given us a terrible deal.

just ate a whole 30-pound brick of human shit in under 3 minutes flat and was pleased with the final result. very impressive. can we get another Brick for tonight baby.

I heard talking of Mr. Hater, who was a proud rogue, a good man; though an ignorant man.

the sun is shining and i am sitting on my own back porch, in the shade, in my favorite sweater and jeans and a black beanie and a white and blue mohawk. i have a large, round face and large, pointy nose. there's a long tail behind my ears and down my throat. i suck my own cock

When I was in a good mood recently, my brain let out a little bit of a groan and started filling up with my own urine.

someone on here accusing pobnellion of being a guy stealing tweets i tried to explain it and i got blocked

Every few days, I go to the doctor and find out my liver is failing

I'm eating a big piece of steak and staring at the wall for an eternity

you look like u...

its a bug not a creature

my elite guards are so fucking scary

Pernicus! Hey! (whoop hahh!)

Pernicus? I hear he looks like a cock

I have a horrible memory. I remember every thing.

only a true master knows when to bust and when to ball

Getting more than 40 likes on here is considered "viral"

GF: whats that smell? OH MY GOD GET YOUR HAND OFF THE GRILL YOU'RE GETTING BURNED ME(SMART, WATCHES ADAM RAGUSEA): it's called the maillard reaction ,

Society should be based on honour

If you are a Conservative when you're 20, you have no Heart. If you're a socialist when you're 50, you have no Kidney

I don't want to be jacked I want to be venerable

Cristopher Nolon uou've done wrong youve @christophernolon Im going to hill you

Why is it kind of normal for parents to use "son" to your face but it sounds weird to say daughter in the same way

LILA: You've done well son. Michael? Tell your son how well he's done. MICHAEL: You've done well son.

I'm getting into voyages

Yeah this is my old man [Extremely doddery old man moans and walks into the room, bones creaking like old hinges] He gives me wisdom

Are you trying to trick your old man?

Ancient Father: I got you a tablet for your birthday Contemporary Son: thank you [swipes fingers uselessly over the clay]

Smoov

Friday, March 15th, 2024 the emirs are going to dance around a bonfire in the dark expanse of the Rub' Al Khali. their movements will be hypnotic, and the insects in the area will be drawn to them