fortune.com/2025/11/04/a... Thanksgiving weekend is going to be cray-cray. It's all in the premonitions thread from January.

NYPD Cop is sick and tired of TEMU cops AKA ICE GOONS racial profiling and harassing him.

Let them eat ballroom

A handful of antifa should go to the East Wing in bulldozers and see how long it takes for them to realise they're doing the whole thing, Oval Office and all

US jobs numbers are the worst in history. Worse than the great depression. Prove me wrong!

Conservatives at @savingplaces genuinely don't give a shit about this. So long as it's their guy.

Heartfelt sympathy to those techs and admins currently shafted by the AWS outage

I don't know who needs to hear this, but LOOLEE LAAH BLAH LAHDEE DOOOO!

Sure, AI might be our final showdown, but it'll have to be faster off the mark to beat climate change in our very own high-noon quick-draw duel of existential doom

Hey, shitheads, you're FAT and WOKE!!!! Ya hear me?

If you weren't raptured, that is because you overlooked Trump's sin Turn your attention to the Epstein files if you truly want to ascend

Cool and normal. Normal and cool. Hegseth orders rare, urgent meeting of hundreds of generals, admirals - The Washington Post share.google/6FSZst2DnU9h...

Best correction of earth's timeline would be if Comey kept all the receipts from his FBI days Including the "lordy, there are tapes" set of tapes ...and the Epstein files

Guy who told me to drink bleach says keep off the paracetamol

The two thirds people's fight Vs The two-thirds people's fight That single hyphen is one hell of a missed opportunity Across the globe

Even if you plan to pick up your streaming services in a few days or weeks... Cancel all your subscriptions TODAY Like, right now Make the tv execs feel the heat of their audience numbers collapsing

Cancel all your streaming subscriptions TODAY We invented cancel culture Let's see how long TV execs can last without paying audiences

That letter does not exist That letter exists, but that is not my signature That signature is mine, but reality is a construct

JD Vance said if you kill someone who harms Americans with drugs, without due process, you're doing good work RFK says big pharma's drugs harm Americans Luigi's lawyer: "I rest my case, your honour"

Destroy the libs Destroy the woke Destroy the veterans Destroy the foreigners Destroy the oldies Destroy the women Destroy the young Destroy everyone Mwhahhaha!

$100k and $250k? DOJ won't "release" the info. Whatever. But surely the IRS and banks have to also know. How did they book the income? What was on the accounting ledgers? If the payments were to Bin Laden, would it have gone unnoticed?

Imagine being literally a billionaire, and rather than just chill, you go to the stupid "we love you, Donny" dinner just to try to get even more billions. Shit.

Hey Tesla, I'll trash your reputation and sit by as sales tank for only $900 billion, saving you $100 billion in salary costs. Deal?

They called it Banh Mi Drive Thru? C'mon guys. Autobanh was RIGHT THERE!!!

Waking up early on Saturday morning just to see if Santa Reaper visited last night

When's the next hard rubbish collection? I have a whole country in mind.

I'm a fast-paced, action cat. So I prefer short, sharp words. Like bed, nap, spa, sit, tea, zen, kip, meh and zzz.

Tom the tank engine seems pretty chill, until he hits you with "Actually, I'd prefer that you call me Thomas because that is my formal name"

Why wasn't the time traveller called Dr When?

Hear me out: America, but with laws

Had the wildest dream that he came back and somehow managed to become president. Again. Despite everything. Crazy, right?

Another sale of Alaska that could have been an email

🎶 Don't you worry 'bout a thing 'cause every little thing already fucked 🎶 By Bob Marley and The Wailers

Police switched to non lethal, so we cut the crusts off our sandwiches

International Throw A Sandwich Day 🫱💨 🥪

You hold all the cards, sir. Can I offer you Alaska?

Everyone should just go out today and throw a sandwich at a republican 🥪💨 👋 Make it into a movement

Fifteen year olds can walk into any Subway and order a sandwich. No background checks. No sandwich licence. No wonder cops don't feel safe on our streets.

If the sandwich was seasoned, that's assault and peppery

If you think there's the slightest chance of a coup with the National Guard in D.C. then you are forgetting that at any time of his choosing, Schumer can write a stern letter. Checkmate, Trump

The thing about the National Guard in D.C. is that Trump is in the Epstein Files

Anyone notice that Gina has not said a word about US tariffs and taxes on Aussie coal? Weird. #auspol

Taco taco taco! ( Obligatory: where's the Epstein list? ) www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...

Sam Altman needs to hype GPT5 by linking it to TV drama selection use cases. We've hit the limit, everyone. No more text to scrape from the web. This was inevitable.

Latest jobs statistics are sitting on Pam Bondi's desk

Sleepy Joe stole my workers and sold them to Epstein, but I said "Get outta here" Both spa and not spa!

All we need is a robot that can nod in the boardroom and announce yet another round of layoffs. Then we can stop paying these crazy CEO wages.