For the next week, please tag the man in this photo as "Jeffrey Epic Fury" So that when people Google Operation Epic Fury, they are reminded. Always reminded.

Well I guess Iran will now HAVE TO sign a non-nuclear deal with the USA now. But wait... didn't they already...?

The dots are preliminary data only, but still cause for concern... ...until you are reminded by Pam Bondi that the Dow Jones is up So nothing can be wrong at all #climatecatastrophe

I didn't steal money from that bank It was a tariff, and no I won't be refunding them either

If everything is an opinion, not fact? Then there are no facts. But every opinion has a source. That is a fact. The opinion giver must exist, or there is no opinion. One is the natural cause of the other. I opine, therefore I exist. - Rene Descartes

If we're not supposed to eat the billionaires, why do they have names like Tim "Cook", Warren "Buffet" and "Satay" Nadella?

Best thing for the Royal Family to do now is roll HARD on Trump and at least get him out of the picture on the way down

Now do Trump #auspol www.bbc.com/news/live/c7...

Dow Jones is back down to 49,500 Do laws exist again now?

I want Borat, dressed as ICE, arresting Melania for deportation, at the UFC kickboxing event at the White House Please and thank you #fuckice

We went from "drain the swamp" to "are we still talking about swamp?!" Time to move on, I guess

I could get behind some clawback of taxpayer dollars wasted on #grassgate We could just robodebt the recipients, yeah? #auspol www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

"But if we prosecute them all, the entire system will collapse!" Good.

Angus Taylor is a very smart and competent leader, who can definitely handle things like * checks notes * downloading and verifying travel documents from The City of Sydney website #auspol

Bezos and Musk prematurely congratulating themselves on a mission that NASA already completed ...in the 1960s

El Paso? Que Paso?

Maker of epic tea towels. I will cherish mine Legendary cartoonist. All round good guy Vale, Jon Kudelka 😢 @kudelka.bsky.social #auspol

IPCC Report. "We screwed the planet" Panama Papers. "We screwed the economy" Epstein Files. "We screwed the children" Yet nothing happens

xAI buys X... SpaceX buys xAI... this dude is a one-man ponzi scheme

1980s crime movies gave us all the quaint idea that crims get their comeuppance once their schemes are uncovered using an airtight paper trail Panama Papers Epstein Files Clearly we were too optimistic

The only "illegal entry" Americans should be worried about today is ICE illegally entering your home without a warrant

ILLEGAL ENTRY ( by ice, without a warrant ) That is what ruins America

If we're not supposed to eat the billionaires, why do they have names like Tim "Cook" and Warren "Buffet"

This is America

There's a colour coded spreadsheet, and turns out Bridget McKenzie isn't in it. #auspol

Harmeet Dhillon's long form birth certificate

This isn't satire. No jokes. This is the President of the United States telling Norway that he's going to take Greenland from Denmark because Norway didn't give him a peace prize. This isn't Orange Man Bad. This is Orange Man Mad.

Shark Royal Commission #auspol

Hello 911? There's a bunch of goons with guns in my neighbourhood, claiming to be ICE. Can you come and check it out? They are getting violent. * Crickets * 😴 🛌 ...oh, and I think there's ALSO a transgender teacher headed to the library with some rainbow books... THE WHAT?!? 🚨🚔🚧🚧🚥🚔👮‍♂️🚓🚨

Apple shifted all intellectual property to the Cayman Islands, via The Netherlands Ditto for Meta, Google, Tesla, etc. The EU has a larger population than the US, & roughly the same number of actively maintained nuclear weapons. Is the USA really the military and business power it thinks it is?

Ever wonder what happened to the "Trump Steaks" guy? Turns out, he was a massive pedo and sex pest. Yeah, I know, right?! He had a brief stint in politics before the "hang Mike Pence" crew took a dislike to his pedo past and fulfilled their destiny. Weird.

Next performance review: I have been tremendous with regards to job and non-job. And, quite frankly, when it comes to "work" and "job", I have been, in many ways, probably the best in the history of our country.

Looking forward to one day seeing the tacky ballroom demolished and replaced with an East Wing restoration

Yeah, nah. Joe Hockey can GTFO on this one, after he supported dumping Steve Bracks from his Australian Consul-General position in New York, in favour of of "jobs for his mates". Joe Hockey is a clown. #auspol www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

They need to rename from Greenland to Epsteenland so that Don never mentions the island ever, ever again

Unbelievable that today's version of "the dress is blue and black" vs. "the dress is white and gold" is a video of a woman being shot three times in the face and MAGA sees someone desperately trying to avoid getting.... run over at low speed?

An American citizen Doing a three-point turn What else is domestic terrorism?

NATO just needs to put it in terms that Donnie understands. "France has 290 nukes, UK has 255 nukes. They're gonna NUKE MAR A LAGO!! That would be bad. Bad. Don't invade Greenland"

Narco-terrorism sorting hat: PARDON ↔️ CAPTURE

Mosquito: I could bite you near the elbow where you'd barely itch, or I could bite several times near the knuckle of the pinkie finger where it will itch the most.... Decisions, decisions!

Today I am announcing a zero tolerance policy to zero tolerance policies

Ah yes, "unlock" #auspol

Inaction on Venezuela today means Greenland tomorrow

Common courtesy to at least let the editor of The Atlantic know in advance

1. Venezuela 🇻🇪 2. Denmark 🇩🇰 3. Canada 🇨🇦

Is it "your", "you're" or...? #auspol

Ginger beetroot blend will eventually give everyone a belly ache #auspol www.theage.com.au/politics/fed...

Wow, suddenly The Oz is okay with a "Voice to Parliament", rules to protect vulnerable communities, and self-determination. What a turn-around. #auspol

fortune.com/2025/11/04/a... Thanksgiving weekend is going to be cray-cray. It's all in the premonitions thread from January.