I wish someone could cum in my ushy gushy pussy

‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms. ‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms. But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…

Letsss go I got appealed!! Bluesky > X

I guess we gotta calm down a bit 😭 been spreading too much moot love

I love the feeling of just like euphoria when ur tired, like I just feel great laying down tired, with my thoughts idk, writing this while tired if you can’t tell

Boogie woogie

Tyler the type of guy to make the most beautiful piano intro you’ve ever heard, then follow it up with “Fuck you, fuck you, I hate you, your a f*g”

Jesus did not die on the cross for us to make 3 in 1 Shemale Sex Doll Trans Sex Toy with Penetrable Dildo and Pussy Ass, FUTA

Primal calling

Meow.

Bro being at 999 followers is like an edge, like cmon please someone just follow so I can see 1K PLEASSEEEE!! 🙏

Hand cock (Idk my brain turned off and typed that)

I'd rather defend a victim than back a perpetrator, and if you'd rather do the other way around, there's something wrong with you

No butter. No salt. Just the raw flavor of adrenaline and fear.

Ugh fiiine, it’s Serena…

Be dropping a carpet bomb of likes on their profile

I like love bombing my moots, if you like my posts or follow me and see me interact on your profile a bunch. IM NOT STALKING OR OBSESSED I SWEAR, I just wanna spread the joy!

Me looking for a mastur so I can bate them

Mashing my keyboard and swinging my head around like the master hacker I am

Quote reposting instead of commenting is such a dominant thing to do

I’m already squirting and cumming from the Chainsaw Man movie, if season 2 is that good, I’m gonna end up pregnant (somehow)

That feeling when you come out of the shower into freshly washed warm bedsheets

that would be so cute ! the name itself + the combo of yours and your wife’s name together ^~^ April and May! both are lovely names

Thinking about changing my name to “April” (It’s my birthmonth and I think it sounds beautiful, also wife is thinking about her name being “May” which is her birthmonth)

Make sure to give your puppy lots of attention! 🫶

*goes to France* “Wow this is nothing like EPCOT!” Every single loser fucking Disney adult laughs.

she ghosting you 👻👻....,, but she be goblin me 😼😼😼😼🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️

How’s prostate cancer month going for everybody?

Scene: Homophobe gets triggered when gay people don’t care that he says the f-slur “YOU THINKING IM GAY OR SOMETHING?!”

Get prion’d idiot

Cumdom, a kingdom made of cum Wait is that another word for orgasm control?

Bro like the heavily distorted guitar on “Garden Shed” is so good

Probably had a bit too many dreams that are essentially this lately :3

Do people just magically become shitty when I trust them?

When the key breaks on your TEMU chastity cage 😵‍💫

Both of my AirPods are dead and I feel so unstimulated

I wanna go to Japan in the future, Im just very happy to be alive right now for some reason.

Had a dream where I changed my username to JOY, I’m already dreaming about Bluesky

I’ve been using gentle face cleaners for the past 3 weeks, along with cream that makes my skin more sensitive. Immediately when I got home I washed my face with this rough exfoliant and cooked my skin lol

Unrelated to what I usually post but: IWANTONEIWANTONEIWANTONE

It’s NOT funny

Every time I’m like “I’ve finally escaped” I always fall into a new trap, I think I’ve done it, idk but I’m a lot more cautious now.

Now that I’m not in the censored dystopia of the UK I can finally see my DMs without a vpn

Bro you can’t imagine the JOY I felt when I found out about facial feminization surgery, like OMG!! I CANT WAIGT AHABRJUAVWKF

I’m gonna take a belt sander to my jaw and make it more feminine

Carefully timing backspace because you’re scared it’s gonna speed up, and start deleting way too many words.

Me cutting my nails in the cool dinosaur claw sawtooth pattern before I cut them :3

An indecisive trans girl could easily defeat Kira

Holding hands and kissing wife while denji gets fucked over for the 2nd time 💗 (While watching the movie)