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Before they totally erase our history, remember…

Who knew posting about grocery prices would get me blocked by like 20 ppl? Wild.

Just watched a lady walk outta the liquor store and dump her four pack of wine coolers in her purse, cracking one for the road (she’s walking, don’t worry). I hope she enjoys her Sunday evening.

Second skin is seriously so gross but it heals so much faster so I’m trying to remember that while avoiding all the icky plasma

Where we at with the clowning? I’ve been away for a few hours.

Grocery shopping is hell. Literally everything is over $5.25 and a lot of that is “on sale.” Minimum wage is around $15. You can afford fewer than 3 grocery items for working AN HOUR. I’m salary and paid decently. But I’m very worried about our vulnerable populations. Our kids. This is absurd.

Debut and Toy Story 5 cameo right? Right!? Will forever hold out for debutation though.

I need someone to make something stronger than a fucking lidocaine spray for these tattoos. I’m too big of baby for this coverup 😭😭😭

THEYRE GONNA CLEAN UP YOUR LOOKS WITH ALL THE LIES IN THE BOOKS TO MAKE A CITIZEN OUT OF YOU (thanks for the warning; you were right)

"Instead of getting to enjoy a planet bursting with life and love, I have to watch while the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet kill everything in their path on their quest to hoard the most amount of money possible."

Yall if you’re not reading this spicy romance series by Amy Award, you’re missing out. Her newest “Bad Boy Era” is delightful. And the male narrator 👩‍🍳 💋 🇮🇪 🏉 💋 🌟🌞🌧️ Grumpy/sunshine trope

For real though. I love the em dash and the ellipses and en dash.

Woke up to the monster mash playing in my adhd brain…

this is a dance-off! if you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated

My favorite Pinterest board is just favorite quotes. Beautiful letters someone else wrote in an order that I felt more than read.

I was MIA for a little over a month and you’ve gone and changed your names and pictures and backgrounds and I have no idea who anyone is anymore 😭 i still luv u tho

I mean, the option to apply to UK grad schools is just sitting there.

I’m not paying for your pay wall. I don’t want to read it that much.

One of the smaller issues of the camping trip from hell was that the truck we were to borrow to tow the trailer (because our truck is in the auto body shop thanks to some hoodlum backing into it) but it did not recognize the trailer brake. So we ended up renting a truck from enterprise.

Yallllll getting to this campground was HELLLL and then my wife gave herself blunt force trauma to the back of her mouth with a pole (not innuendo). So that was fun /s

Omg my friend reminded me this BANGER EXISTS and I’m LOVING IT all again. The angst in me never left.

My neighbors are probably so happy that my acs are in so they don’t have to listen to me yell at my dog until fall now.

This heat wave got me feeling like salt air and the rust on your door 🥵

Well I got like one week between turning off the heat and turning on the A/c. That’s New England for ya.

I don't miss Facebook, but I do miss Facebook Marketplace. I don't miss instagram, but I do miss knowing what my fav authors and artists are up to. I had no idea the live action Moana was coming out. Or Toy Story 5 would already be out in June. I feel very out of the loop on a lot of things I enjoy.

Devil Wears Prada 2 was gooodddd. That’s all.

I am exceedingly worse off than I was a year and a half ago especially financially. I may never own a home and I blame Trump and all republicans for it.

Duck feeds grain from the tray to the fishes instead of eating alone. 😍

If I get another spam call about a personal loan I didnt apply for I may lose what’s left of my mind.

Tell me why a restaurant has a “order for later” option if that order is not gonna be ready for that time? They’re not busy. This is absolutely stupid.

I fear hit the wall is for us bi polar girlies

Softball season is officially over and it’s bittersweet. I have my free time back but I’ll miss it. Finished the season 10-7 with a 5-29 win yesterday.

I will never understand coaches who get mad at their players for losing a game. Disappointed? Sure. But angry? No one learns from you when you’re angry.

Get. Me. The. F. Outta. Here.

Next stop: metaphysical plane 🚂 🚂

The Shell oil company reported $6.9 billion in profits during the first quarter, exceeding shareholder expectations.

at least Shell made $6.9 Billion in profits the first quarter of 2026

ben & jerrys righteousness

I left my mom to her own devices in the greenhouse. My wallet already hurts.

Teeth numb, walked into the open bathroom stall door drunk 🫠

Is there any job other than teaching that bases position not off of skill but solely license?? I’m licensed in what I do. I’m GOOD at what I do but because my license is versatile I getting moved to a different course. This is insane.

Any masked balls this weekend? Regency era preferable.

The collective scream into the void is scheduled for 4pm today. Please plan accordingly.

Not sure I like how Auren treats Slade in this one.

Today was Teacher Appreciation Day and not only did I not get a single “Happy blah blah” but I was argued with, yelled at, and whined at because I had the audacity to make them do work (read) after an hour of math state testing. Anyway, if you’re a teacher, I appreciate you. This job is hard.

Another essay about the World Cup 😭 please send help

Seeing someone use a . instead of a , for large numbers always takes me by surprise