I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

What I want to be doing: sitting on the couch rewatching Ep 5 of Heated Rivalry and looking at my phone What I am doing: going to the gym :(

What do you feed your toddlers to get them protein? My child inherited my love of carbs but you can’t survived on mac and cheese and quesadillas alone, baby!

Everyone knows Che Guevara started by manically posting on bluesky

Turned on the GGs for one second and holy COW Fran looks great

Re: those of you thirsting for nazi likes.

Last week, as we were flying home, the woman in front of us was wearing a Barr3 shirt. I said “oh hey I go there too! Which studio?” She said (snottily) “all of them”. My child proceeded to terrorize this woman for 5.5 hours. Let’s bow heads and pray that woman is not in my class this morning. 🙏

A million toys and my kid only wants to play in the dogs water bowl

If you voted for Trump I will wish you the worst in life for the rest of mine. No absolution from me you pieces of shit.

I am going through sugar withdrawals and I wish I was dead

So the city started charging for parking at Balboa Park and everyone is super mad about it and they’re vandalizing the parking meters with builder foam and dog shit and I think that’s beautiful 🥰

Nobody tells you that as a mother your #1 job is collecting trash

How come no one comes here and deposes our president 😭😭

Feminism is you going snorkeling and getting buzzed while your husband stays back and takes care of the Bebe.

Hawaii is a tough place to be someone who does not like coconut.

Taking my 14 month old on a 6.5 hour flight, pray for ussssss

Not to be a brat but why does everyone give Juno heavy winter coats. She literally received 7 coats. It will be 64 degrees today.

The John Travolta Grease Lightening Santa has ruined Christmas

Thank you SO much to the two sets of festering shit filled assholes who are letting off fireworks for FOUR STRAIGHT HOURS on Christmas Eve. Thanks for ruining every one’s Christmas

The freshman at UCSD can’t do math. That’s the nerd school! They’re not going to have jobs lmao.

Now that Nicki Minaj on board I’m gonna give that Trump fella a chance!

I wish the algorithm would stop trying to convince me Ariana Grande is funny

Ugh Vance is in town

I’m sorry to say one of the neighborhood kids said 6 7 to me so I said 6 7 back and did the hands and then Matthew said “you need to say 41!” So I said 41 and then he said “do the hands” but I dont KNOW the 42 hands so needless to say I have brought great shame on my family

Juuussst when we start thinking when should we plan for a second kid. Not in this administration, pal

January 2025 vs December 2025. Feeling good!

You MUST - absolutely MUST - read this profile of GRAVY, available for adoption in the Denver Area www.shelterluv.com/embed/animal...

David Harbour seems unwell! www.reddit.com/r/sandiego/s...

Number on the scale may not have changed in ~2 months but I can finally fit into my favorite pants for the first time since March 2024! 🎉

Ok I’m going on a 6 hour non stop flight with a 14 month old. Please give me any and all plane toy/activity recommendations 🙏🙏🙏

Up and at the gym at 6am. I hate it.

Oh yeah let me consult the man who swims in jeans about what to feed my child.

Thanks to Quentin Tarantino shitting on MY BOY Paul Dano I am watching There Will Be Blood for the first time. 15 mins in and I’m already stressed out . Matthew tells me to “buckle up”. I am nervous.

Had a massive migraine yesterday that left me with a lingering headache so using my WFH privilege and taking an edible

I do not feel like a Coloradan often, but when someone calls these little piddly ass hills we have here “mountains” - I can’t help but be a condescending bitch in my head (and in my eyes).

So I just saw ICE kidnap my neighbor

I made the mistake of listening to the PSA Guys this morning because I was desperate and it was on my wrapped (cannot be accurate??) and now I am furious again. The level of vitriol I have for the “well the tide is turning against him! This is a big scandal!” crowd… probably not healthy.

This is the only time I will accept “Juno? Like the song?” Any other time you will be slapped.

We slept with our window open last night and a skunk sprayed outside so now we live in hell

Cause of death: her heart exploded when her baby held up her phone and went “hiiiiii!” 🥹🥹

Suddenly remembered I get to show my daughter A Muppet’s Christmas Carol this year. Finally, having a kid pays off!!

Singing “Golden” at bath time to delight of my child and to the excruciating pain for the neighborhood dogs

My FIL is Chaldean who immigrated here in the 80s and we have to tell him to turn Fox News off when the baby is over 😃

Ok so no one warned me about Good Boy

I’ve set the smoke alarm off approx 20 times, I’m 15 mins behind schedule, and I’m a little drunk! Happy Thanksgiving!

My husband added Gasolina to Juno’s Espanol playlist and it cracks me up every time I hear it

Taken into custody while at a green card appointment and holding her 6 mos son. I’m sick. Absolutely sick. @sarajacobs.house.gov is there anything you can do? www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...

The meals I make for my daughter: •Overnight oats with Greek yogurt and raspberries • homemade chicken “nuggets” with broccoli and cheese •carrot apple muffins made with applesauce instead of oil The meals I make for myself: • 1/2 a cup of cold brew • microwaved hotdog • handful of cheez itz

• Have 7 kids • Have a trad wife • Work 80 hour weeks to afford it • Feel better!

Watching the Squid Game game on Netflix and it’s like, do they know they don’t actually die? Because some of them… act like they will