Had my probation meeting at work today and my manager told me that when he was reviewing my quality he actually phoned his manager halfway through to say he wasn't doing any more than 3 checks because it was a waste of time since I'm so good at my job 🥺🥺

Can't believe I'm running a long term campaign weekly and also about to start a club for kids at our local library AND my workmates have asked me to run a campaign for them too Alright circus, this clown is ready to juggle

Never considered that when attending a retirement party I might be the only one under 40....

Ya boi is now flying solo in the new job, no more supervision. Scary but rewarding when I realise I can do something by myself:333

First week at the new job done! Gotta say it's weird being treated like a human being... The team are all so nice as well I'm so happy

Tis a statblock-making day today :3

Just finished our longest session of dnd we've ever played... 15 hours :))) Happy birthday to me :^)

Finally handed my notice in!!! This guy is escaping from retail!

was working on my campaign setting's cosmology the other day and @ladyoflore.seeks.quest was helping me lay out and name the various planes of existence! there's a lot of planescape and forgotten realms influence, but I feel like I've managed to put an interesting spin on the whole thing!

The older I get, the more I find myself agreeing with Donkey Kong’s core philosophy, which is, as I understand it, “banana “

i suppose this is the bsky equivalent of me popping my head up like a meerkat to reveal i am still alive! hello! little life update: i might finally be escaping from retail! WOOHOO

hello bsky, realised i haven't been on here in a while !

xbox showcase, i know what's coming and my body is ready......

i love the kid icarus uprising ost sm it really reawakens that inner childlike feeling of adventure that life likes to muffle :')

king theoden that is all

my whole campaign revolves around the fact that the planes of existence are collapsing in on themselves, so I'm working more on my "Planar Collapse" table that is rolled randomly during combat. Sometimes creatures from other planes invade, or the environment shifts to that of another plane

clair obscur continues to haunt my waking dreams...

currently going old-school with this session/ arc prep and it feels like a good ol' prewritten module hehe definitely getting back in my vibe for prep, it's amazing what a bit of free time does for your DM brain!

the hellblade 2 ost slaps in a way very few others do

once again i am here vibing to the music as i watch my gf rage at the beach minigames in expedition 33

my character in the saturday campaign is a prejudiced, alcoholic mess who has fallen in love with the princess he is sworn to protect i love flawed characters sm

just finished murtagh! what a story. murtagh is definitely one of (if not my absolute) fave characters in the whole series. him and thorn dealing with their trauma and having to face and overcome their greatest fears was so emotional. highly recommend the inheritence cycle for all fantasy fans!

my most creative hours are those stricken by ibs what else is there to do when crying in the bathroom for hours except write some kind of dastardly scheme?

Wheeee-whooo-wheee-whooo #pixelart #ドット絵 #expedition33 @expedition33.bsky.social

currently having a go at a reputation system for my party since they're becoming so politically influential! it's got info on what each faction's opinion on the party is, as well as what they are willing to sell/ give to them. it gives the players an idea of where they stand in the world!

writing comedic wealth is so fun like what do you mean you've got a personal mirror attendant who polishes and adjusts any mirror you look into

lads, the mythical "masquerade ball" d&d arc is approaching ! it's time to write guest lists, noble concerns, political intrigue, and depict vast amounts of wealth all sorts of shenaniganary ahead :3

Sophia (5/6) #LiesofP #soulsborne #fanart

currently watching my gf doing parkour in expedition 33 and vibing to the music

currently working on the elvish language in my world its got lots of prefixes and suffixes with expansive meanings, as well as some branching meanings depending on whether you're speaking elvish or the root language sylvan! weaving it more into my setting to differentiate elven settlements better!

🪄 #magic: Create Water? There's water right there! Use the new conjuration cantrip, Splash Launch, to siphon away a small portion of a liquid and launch it at an enemy. Consider alternative sources of liquid such as your potion bottles, or an alchemist's fire! #dnd #homebrew

since i put map-making on my promosky, i figured i should start uploading my maps here! this is Kavarne: the current setting for my ~7-year long campaign. feel free to ask any questions, i love when people bring up unexpected things and you have to come up with an answer! (made with inkarnate pro)

Figured I should finally do this and make some friends on here! #promosky I'm Lew! (He/Him) ⋆˚꩜｡ D&D~ DMing, Worldbuilding, Homebrew, Map-Making ⋆˚꩜｡ Gaming~ RPGs, Narrative, Souls, Indie, Horror ⋆˚꩜｡ Literature~ Gothic, Victorian, Classical, Fantasy, Sci-Fi ⋆˚꩜｡ General fathomless rambling :3

whoever invented ibs i challenge thee to a duel at dawn (i have to ask my bowels if i'm allowed first tho)

Since my gf is out with family today, I've been a productive wee house husband on my day in. Cleaned the whole house, now just doing our laundry before some more worldbuilding tonight :)))

its late-night worldbuilding hours :)) on the menu tonight we have: - an abandoned city now home to a terrifying elder dragon - a fortress filled with hobgoblin corsairs - three entrances to the underdark - a colossal bridge in the sky built by aarakocra and more!

since i was thinking about it, i really have to say my biggest pet peeve in dnd is how stationary combat can become. in the base game, its almost never worth provoking that opportunity attack to get a better position, so combats end up becoming a mosh pit of pcs and monsters...

Something I really appreciated about the ending segment of The last of Us Part 2 is that when Ellie and Abby are fighting, the QTE prompts are positioned in a way that they could be applied to either character, which I think really epitomises their conflicts and how, in the end, no one really wins !

I have returned from the front (finished my retail shift) to find my long lost love (my gf who I see every day) has left me in favour of instructing the next generation in the art of warfare (she's playing overwatch with her little sister)

me & my dragonology boyfriend (affectionate)

Might finally be getting an official IBS diagnosis!! It's only been a decade :))))))

I hate hospitals Even when I'm there for someone else I still get queasy

just got to use the line "wipe your tears, my lady: we're not out of the fire yet." think i'm winning at dnd

Requiem

The Court of Faerie — by Thomas Maybank (1906) 🧚‍♀️₊˚⊹

got to the uni where we're doing band practice and the lights are all dimmed bc they're striking... mood lighting for the spoopy piece we're playing ig

Out shopping today and I've been "promoted" to handbag carrier

we're painting our kitchen today and, as a colour-blind man, i am incredibly thankful for my artist gf who kindly points out i am wielding a paint brush with white paint and not pink :))

Reaching the end of our 3rd lords of the fallen playthrough and yk what I really really like this game

how does one obtain: - plate armour - a glaive - silver hair asking for a friend..