Just 12 hours away y’all! Remember our rsvp individual spots sell out fast so get on at 8 and sign up for December. Wanna ensure you make it on the list for every party in 2026? Get a membership and officially become a Morning Wood Man www.morningwoodparty.com

Underwear night at the bar with some of the Morning Wood Men. We’ve got some exciting news and went out to spread the word. But here it is for all of you: our website launches tomorrow!!

That’s how I look at my Top after too.

FCF

Love these Morning Wood Men.

Donald Trump is the Jacobim Mugatu of Politics

Y’all find you a man who has a good hog day every damn day.

Ready for you

The snap off front pouch jockstraps have become my entire personality

Playing with a favorite toy but really wishing it was you. Or your friend. Or your husband….. ….wishing it was all three of you. 😈

Monday scaries today have me seriously contemplating what it would take to quit my job and just be a full time sex slave.

Apparently Bill Maher and I have something very much in common. We would both like to see certain parts of hot progressive mayors. 🤷🏻‍♂️ youtube.com/shorts/he1dn...

Mood

Sometimes life is so big.

Morning Wood isn’t just a party, it’s a mood. Bright. Bold. Unapologetic. Where community meets play, and where daytime feels just as sexy as the night. #MorningWood #HausOfWood #GayUtah #DaytimeIsSexy

Was making plans for the night then this walked by…. Suddenly my only thoughts are how am I going to take care of all this by myself. #gaybrazil #ativo #hung #GayTopEnergy #BulgeKing #BigHusbandEnergy #LuckyMe #BulgeSeason #HusbandPrivileges #GayHunk #ativobrasileiro

ADHD brain is undefeated. Took forever to wake up, Adderall still loading, made it to the airport with exactly zero of the 4 headphones I own. Guess it’s raw thoughts only the next 4 days but hey I’ll be in San Diego.

Borrowed my bros truck for a party. My sis-inlaw finds this & asks if it’s ours. I said yes, mustve slipped out of a bag. Her: Guess what your brother thought it was? This man deadass thought we left a BUTT PLUG in his truck. A Mickey Mouse butt plug. #DisneyAfterDark #str8bros #NotThatKindOfMagic

Alex and I had 20 days between engagement and wedding day—not because I was pregnant, but because marriage equality was at stake. Now it’s back in the Supreme Court’s crosshairs. This isn’t just politics. It’s our lives. #werenotgoingback #marriageequality #gayrights

Two turn-ons: this hat and men who love peaches. #MorningWood #FruitForward

This PSA brought to you by my voice reveal. Unrelated note in high school my choir teacher told me my voice was so raspy that it caused her physical pain when I spoke so that’s been in my head for 20 years now.

We’re all on the same page that “mining bitcoin” is just whatever the hell they were doing on Severance, right?

You can still snag an invite or rsvp if you already have one. We filled up the last few months and this time it’s even faster.

Texas Dems left the state to block a quorum. THAT’S how you fight. That’s how you win. Every Dem across the country should be taking notes. No more vibes-only resistance—give us action. Rep. @jamestalarico.bsky.social for president. Let’s GO! #actlikeitmatters

Sydney Sweeney is a registered Republican. Which honestly explains her face at that birthday party.

Netflix should add the following filters: ☑️ More than 3 seasons ☑️ Ends on purpose ☑️ Not written by AI hallucinating trauma ☑️ Won’t leave me staring at a black screen whispering “that’s it???”

Don’t have a caftan? A mini robe works just fine. Morning Wood isn’t a dress code—it’s a mood. Soft fabric, strong eye contact, and the kind of connection that doesn’t come from apps. Come vibe with us. #GayMen #QueerEvents #CaftanCulture #MorningWood #MenInRobes #UtahGays #SoftAndSexy #GaySLC

I brought a little piece of Dore Alley home… and by little, I mean a full sling setup. It’s ready. I’m ready. The only question is… are YOU ready? 😏🔥 When you coming over?

Utah men—especially the queer ones: If you’ve heard of Morning Wood but still don’t totally get it… this thread’s for you. It’s sexy and social. Chill and cheeky. Consent-forward and caftan-friendly. 🌞🍑 Now go read it & follow @morningwoodslc on instagram to get an invite for August.

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Dore Alley here I come! May my harness stay strapped, my hole stay humble, and my flight not be delayed. 🙏😈

Leaving the desert and headed to open waters

Moderation lists in here are great. Except for that there is no way for me to just unblock one person if they are on the list and I still want to see their posts. The list as a whole, I agree with, this one person I don’t. Bummer that I just gotta not use that whole list to see this one person

Still floating from all the love. 🥵💦 The messages rolling in after Morning Wood have us grinning, blushing, and already dreaming about the next one. Connection. Community. Chemistry. Yeah… we’re doing something special. 🌞🪵💋 #morningwood #morningwoodslc #gayutah #slcgay

Still basking in the afterglow of Morning Wood. Thank you to everyone who came, played, connected, made new friends and strengthened others, and made it feel like community. Y’all filled me up in more ways than one. 😉 #MorningWoodSLC

I’m not saying I’m easy, but if your voice drops an octave and you say ‘good boy’… I’m already face down and forgetting my safe word #PowerBottomEnergy #GoodBoyBehavior #ObedientAndOpinionated #HoleForDiscussion #ServedFresh #AssumeThePosition #ThirstTrapApproved #CertifiedBoyToy

I like a man who tells me I’m pretty then tells me to open wider 😌💦 Drop your résumé 👇

I didn’t have this a week ago for my birthday. But I still accept nudes and we can say it’s for my birthday if that makes you more inclined.

There’s this local gay with curly hair and a beard who I have the world’s biggest crush on. Every insta story he posts makes me weak in the knees and it’s literally mostly just his face talking about life and his thoughts and I need him.

Went to the lake with all 19 peeps of my family. They begged to get some hair done. 8 cuts and a bleach job. They called it Kandy providing the entertainment. I called it free labor. 🤪

Thirsty.

New age, same me.

There’s some big Brazilian meat at this bbq. Come to the Morning Wood July event on the 20th and you’ll see even more. 😈🍆 DM to get on the guest list. #morningwood #gayutah #utahmen #slcgay #brazilianinutah ***Alex is a morning wood member and he will be at the July 20th event

✨ From Landon: “I’m a barber, a performer, and a man who loves helping other men feel hot, confident, and cared for. Morning Wood is my way of creating a community that’s playful, sexual, and deeply human.” Ready to start your day with us? 🌅🪵 #gayutah #slcgay #morningwood #hairychest

🔥🇺🇸 Morning wood on the 4th just hits different. Burgers sizzling, buns out, and these feet ready for whoever wants to worship a little freedom today. 😈 Happy Independence Day, boys. Let’s get those fireworks popping early. 🎇🍑 #freefeetpics #MorningWood #4thofJuly #utahgay

Hi Boys! @nontraddads.bsky.social here; We need more spaces to connect especially when the sun is out. I’m a huge morning person. Always have been. I enjoy my ☕️ & 📰 every morning and lately it can get pretty depressing so I decided we needed a FUN and relaxing escape. 🌅🪵 for the daytime slut 😈

🌅 Morning, Salt Lake City. It’s Kevin & Landon. Besties who ❤️ mornings slow, sexy, and intentional. That’s why we started Morning Wood. A 21+ men’s event all about connection, relaxation, and letting your body rise in every way it wants Curious? Follow along. Mornings will never be the same. 🌞🪵