Morning, meffs! Have a boss day or I'll chin ya budgie

My mate in the USA messaged me before..."Baz! I just paid $11 for 6 fucking eggs!"

"Lucas, Everton are shite, aren't they, lad!?!" is what I asked!

I fucking love Mo Salah!!!

I fucking love Mo Salah!!!

Found my original playstation memory card before WWE

I am the greatest lover in the whole of Liverpool

I fucking love Mo Salah!!!

I fucking love Mo Salah!!!

Gonna start a campaign to stop making 1st person ga,es as my motion sickness ruins it for life!

Proud Brexiteer!!! Translated.... Closet racist but feeling more comfortable saying it out loud these days

Did you know!?! Spurs fans ritualistically start their immensely slow,"oh, when the spurs" chant 3 days before kick off to ensure it's finished before final whistle!

I fucking love Mo Salah!!

THis absolute fuckin tune came out 35 yrs ago today. Still got the vinyl on release day. I'm an arl twat with boss music taste youtu.be/1FcjxyTFQiA?...

To couples looking forward to a special Valentines Day, I hope it's fucking shit and a complete disaster

I FUCKING LOVE MO SALAH!!!!

It's finally happened! "Your X account is permanently suspended". Freedom of speech, eh!

Haven't had sugar for years!

In my personal opinion, Virgil should've elbowed Richy lad harder and walked away doing the chicken walk that the freak does

Oh, I fucking love Mo Salah!!!

Hulk Hogan best not win this royal rumble!

This amazing game is free until 6th Feb. Grab it while you can!

I FUCKING LOVE MO SALAH!!!!!

I fucking love Mo Salah!!!

Morning fuckwits!! youtu.be/5_sfnQDr1-o?...

youtu.be/Cgeau0xN_qo?... I defy you not to like this song

Hilarious but fuckin tragic to watch Americans do Elon waves on tiktok then get their lives ruined. Never normalise the Nazi scum Ever

Hilarious but fuckin tragic to watch Americans do Elon waves on tiktok then get their lives ruined. Never normalise the Nazi scum Ever

Just read a comment on a forum that describes tattooists as..."street clowns injecting people with random chemicals and dyes"

@jemmaforte.bsky.social are they going to give you a chance to finish an actual sentence on that show?!

Not jumping on the "is it still January" bandwagon but I was clean shaven on new years day

Utd fans giving it Billy big bollocks with poverty shouts, then crying to big Jimmy rattcliffe about ticket prices

Sneaking home without telling anyone is best bit of night out

I fucking love Mo Salah!!!

When you put a dead smurf in the ground it grows into one of those avatar things