The internet will never be the same. I will forever miss that blip of time. Blasphemous and beautiful, informative and terrifying.

I hope Netanyahu is next.

I want MAGA to boycott the greater Seattle area so bad...

When I was growing up if there was a tip scale at the bottom of the bill it gave 5%, 10%, and 15%. Nothing mandatory. Nothing to surprise you at the end. Tells me where things are going. Almost time to rise up.

The Plantichrist @ The Gay Plant Store, Seattle WA. 🤭😈

Ken Paxton wants Texans to know that he represents real Christian values. You know, like adultery.

Seattle was never home to MAGA, but we too have a Democratic Socialist mayor. You hear that, MAGA? SEATTLE HAS A DEMOCRATIC SOCIALIST MAYOR!!

Burn in hell Lindsey, you cosplayed a Baptist minister the entire time you held power and just shouted over everyone. Your racism and bigotry showed. You had no respect for a woman’s bodily autonomy. You built personal wealth and did not represent those you swore to. Burn.

And now they have to extra pretend Mitch isn’t dead.

I still remember hitting the degauss button just to make the monitor fuzzy again.

Curious: Did Lindsey Graham object or say anything when Robert Mueller died and Trump tweeted something to the effect of, “good riddance”? If not, I assume that means he was OK with celebrating a man’s death. So.

Increased activity, especially in the following cities: 1. Chicago, Illinois 2. Houston, Texas 3. Los Angeles, California 4. Miami, Florida 5. Dallas, Texas 6. Atlanta, Georgia 7. San Antonio, Texas 8. Las Vegas, Nevada 9. St. Paul/Minneapolis, Minnesota 10. Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Conor McGregor lost his UFC fight in one round. He had his ass thoroughly beat. This is karma. McGregor violently raped a woman. She needed surgery to remove a tampon and repair the damage. His career should have been over. He should be behind bars.

Hey Mitch (stomp stomp), you hear me down there (stomp stomp) you racist shitbag? I hope it hurt, motherfucker! Have fun burning!

Is it market manipulation by him, by someone taking advantage of his obviously frail mental state, or an incredibly unstable sleep cycle? Considering his note reading at his last world meeting and what is happening, I'm guessing the last two are on sale for a combo price.

The Thomas Guide was your friend. Have I gotten so old my powers of Anachronism has given me godlike powers? Able to drive from point to point with only a single sheet of paper? Knowing street naming conventions? Remembering an exit number for seventeen miles? Nah. Still useful, not needed.

adamzyglis I’m thrilled to announce I’ve won the 2025 Sigma Delta Chi Award for Editorial Cartooning! It’s an honor to be recognized again by the Society of Professional Journalists, an organization that promotes and celebrates excellence in journalism around the country.

I cannot hardly wait until we hear when he actually died. Weekend at Bernie’s but in a hospital shit going on right now, we know he’s stiff as Trump wishes his dick could get.

Venture Capitalists are vampires and parasites, and should be publicly mocked for not being able to make money like a real person, only able to destroy and NEVER rebuild for long term benefit to both themselves and the greater society. They are goldfish. The future does not exist to them.

They will never get his stuff. They are known looters.

I hope it hurt when McConnell died. Laser beams on the penis, branding iron on the balls pain for him. Being an ancient man that invited President Harris to dinner, his hemorrhoids are undoubtedly uncomfortable 24/7 so I will leave his butthole alone.

"Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance." ~ George Bernard Shaw

Drug dogs often signal when the minder wants them to, they are only semi-reliable at best. I hope they are explosive trained.

I have a dollar that says this gets entertainingly disastrous, and fairly soon.

Some things are just obvious to all but them. I call bullshit on him being awake and aware, they’re giving him some clawed contacts.

So ICE has thugs wearing “media” vests and masks filming protesters, something that is totally normal in a democracy www.ctinsider.com/news/article...

She was Greek. Last of the Hellenistic dynasty, she was Greek. And he never complained about John Wayne playing a Mongolian.

Remember during the election when Trump said, “In four years, you don’t have to vote again. We’ll have it fixed so good, you’re not gonna have to vote.” He wasn’t fucking joking.

wes, MN 50501 on ICE murder of lorenzo salgado araujo: “authoritarian regimes depend on ordinary people staying home. democracy depends on ordinary people showing up. history is not written by presidents, it’s by ordinary people who decided there was a line they would not let their country cross.”

First off, HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ALIENS ARE BREEDING WITH US?! If he injected himself with dissolved gold in aqua regia, that shits toxic and I don’t care less stupid in the world. If he got powdered gold and used that, he’s still taking science back to 1260. www.themirror.com/entertainmen...

I am waiting for construction on the arch to start and find out they need pilings 350' deep. DC is a swamp, it is well recorded and had effects on history, so unless it is made of foam and OSB like the first one there is a chance it will fall into the swamp. The Leaning Arch of the Idiot.

So the people that fucked up the pool, led by a guy that looks like a cartoon villain, is going to fix the fuckup. I have a crisp $20 that says they will forget to flush the system again.

Cartoonists Are The Only Real Journalists Left In The USA.

It would be a net positive for humanity to see the dissolution and demise of Meta. I doubt it'll happen, but we'd all be better off if it did.

Brilliant!

I totally expect to see Mitch rolled out, wrapped in a life support wheelchair, only able to communicate with a single beeping light.

Watching the parachute peon trip on his own dick as his finale was the only entertainment I heard was at the pity party, and that was unplanned.

I hope he's aware and in pain. If you think that makes me a bad person, so be it. But that asshole is responsible for this shit. He's responsible for all of it. I blame one living man in government, and it's him. I hope it hurts, Bitch Mitch. Fucking die already.

"Good news, everyone!"

Have to work late tomorrow, go make a few for me!

Free Luigi. Be Luigi.

He's undercutting the biggest money hydrants in the biz, and probably doing the same thing they are in a desperate ploy to gain love. From anyone.

If they take over by illegal means again, I'm going hunting.

Wholeheartedly agree.

If Mitch McConnell is indeed brain-dead, then every one of the senators and congressmen who said they spoke directly to him should be impeached.

And the international visitors raved about us, for the most part, whereas even FOX couldn’t help but take a jab or two at his sad birthday pity party.