So if dingleberry is a good thing then we should form a club. If dingleberry is a bad thing, then we should form a club.

I don’t know why mom calls me #dingleberry #catsofbluesky

Hey y’all! Watcha doin’ today? #catsofbluesky

Did someone say #tongueouttuesday?

Momb askes whye do ai lik to sleep on ipade. Ai saye: becuz ai can. #catsofbluesky

Queen Fluffy surveying her subjects: Momb, Dade, gett off yuor azzes and fill mai fud disch.

Happy #sundayfunday everybody! Fluffy and are doing #hedgewatch on the back porch. Lots of noisy birds. Feels like summer with 88 degrees. What happened to spring, my friends.

Wat do yuo tink ob Leo’s fase ob da daie? Ai tink itz his “wat da funck” fase. #catsofbluesky #cats

Jes living da dreem, frens.

Frens, yuo kan cleery see da playce wear Leo scalleped me. Some hares grow bak now. #catsofbluesky

My beenz ar hidding in my furrr. Iz dat eelegall? #toebeantuesday #catsofbluesky

Here I am with the Fluffmonster herself. Do I look like I’m plotting to do some evil against her? Never. I’m the sweetest, kindest, gentlest brother ever. That patch of fur just happened to fall off her neck for no reason at all. #catsofbluesky

It’s always good to get in some light reading. #catsofbluesky

Every morning I have to have some Mommy time. Each day, I lure her into the closet, checking to see if she’s following me. I run over to the stool and wait till she sits down. Up on her lap I go. Sometimes the pets and loves go on for 15 minutes. She’s a good mommy. #catsofbluesky

Time to 💤 as #Caturday ends. In a couple of hours they’ll be awake and running around, hissing and spitting and howling. Why don’t they like each other? They’ve been together since they were 8 weeks old.

Fluffmonster and I are sitting together on a chair on the porch. Mom says, “Aren’t they adorable together!” So I bite her ear.

I’m Fluffy, a beeyoutiful weegie fouress cate. I hav a brofur who is meen and stoopid. He needs to leaf me alone an no moor riding mee lik a kowboi.

Whatever Fluffy tells you, don’t believe it. She’s stoopid and she smells bad. This account is now called The Leo.

I’ve been learning cat speak while mom studies Chinese. I wonder who will be fluent first. This account will, from this point forward, be called simply The Fluff. Leo can go *#?!* himself Please bear with me while I make mistakes.

I have mentioned that I’m obsessed with string and ribbon? #catsofbluesky

Somethin’s out there mom, I just know it. Right, Fluff? If you say so, Leo. #hedgewatch #catsofbluesky

I’m enjoying this warm weather and hope it will last forever, Fluff. Don’t count on it Leo. Who made you the Weathercat? #catsofbluesky #cats #hedgewatch #

It’s rainy today. I don’t like rain. I don’t like time change. I can whine just like mommy. #catsofbluesky #hedgewatch

Millions of birds this morning when I was on #hedgewatch duty. I think they found the spot on the patio where mom accidentally spilled the birdseed from the feeder. The birds are yelling, “FOOD FIGHT!” And it was crazy. Even the Fluff thought it was crazy. Didn’t you, Fluff?

I could find my stoopid sister Fluff anywhere. She was hiding in mom’s phone. I thought she was too fat to fit in there, but I was wrong. #catsofbluesky

I found that I can lie in the sink AND drink water from it at the same time. Score! #catsofbluesky

#catboxsunday and this is the best one the delivery driver could find?

Fluffy and I doing a double hedgewatch. So many birds, but best of all, weather so nice. Please summer, hurry up and come! #cats #hedgewatch.

Today was an exciting #caturday. There were two chipmunks at the bird feeder and one chased the other around. I was so excited. My brother, who’s a big dumb poo poo head, missed all of it. Now, I’m sitting in my spot on the sofa, about to fall asleep, snoring loudly.

So #catnoirfriday? Or cat blanc Friday? You choose before Fluffy goes to the hair stylist. #catsofbluesky

It’s tv time. That’s when mom falls asleep under her heated blanket and I sleep on top until dad comes along and tells us we’re snoring. 😴 #catsofbluesky

#Throwbackthursday Piddles was mom’s favorite kitty. She still talks about her all the time. Apparently mom delivered her when she was born. #catsofbluesky

In other (good) news, Fluffy’s injury looks better. It’s scabbed over, and now white fur is growing back. She’s still growling if Leo gets too close. #catsofbluesky

Hi! I’m sitting on the chair, doing my #hedgewatch duty. The count so far: a male and female cardinal, a robin, a big brown thrasher, a tufted titmouse, a multitude of Carolina Wrens and best of all, a chipmunk. It was a banner day at the bird feeder.

Leo gave mommy this book and she almost peed herself laughing. Leo told her that only he was supposed to do the peeing. #catsofbluesky

This is me and my daddy. We love each other so much. My daddy has Alzheimer’s disease and I worry that one of these days he won’t remember who I am and it makes me so sad. 😿 #caturday

It was a glorious day. I could lay in the sun for a spa day. It’s night now and I’m still outside because it’s so warm. Do you think Fluff will miss me if I stay outside forever? #catsofbluesky

Listening to the birds. There are dozens of Carolina Wrens out there and they’re the noisiest birds. It was almost deafening. (Leo said I am exaggerating.) #hedgewatch #catsofbluesky

#thtowbackthursday Even when I was a kitten I still had a floofy tail. #catsofbluesky

Leo scalped me when we were fighting. He didn’t just take off some fluff, he ripped it out skin and all it hurts a lot. Mommy is trying to give me pets and loves but I don’t want anyone to touch me. Leo needs to be in prison. #catsofbluesky

Move along. No whiskers in here. #catsofbluesky #catpics

Tongue out Tuesday everyone! Time to partay!!! #tongueouttuesday #catsofbluesky

Double #hedgewatch duty this morning. It may have devolved into growling and ass biting. #cats #catsofbluesky

New kettle arrived. Limited edition: orange tabby insert. Your contents may vary. #catsofbluesky

Mom woke me up during my nap time. How annoying. #sundayfunday #catsofblueskt

Happy Valentine’s Day sweetheart friends. I ❤️you all. Here I am on #Caturday checking out Mommy’s Lenten Roses. #Hedgewatch.

#Caturday 🐾🐾❤️😸

Fluffy can’t quite make it through the men’s long program. #catsofbluesky #olympics

Ice dancing is soooo exciting. Mom and I watched hours of it. Mostly ‘cause she was too lazy to get off the couch. #catsofbluesky

Five years ago today: little Leo and the discovery of fire. #throwbackthursday #catsofbluesky #science