Maps are fine, but here's the real guide to answer the question, "Am I in Uptown?"
1) Is it where you want to be? (If so, you're in Uptown)
2) Is your mind free? (If so, you're in Uptown)
3) Is your body feeling hot? (If so, you're in Uptown)
4) Do you want to stop? (If so, you're not in Uptown)
add a skeleton here at some point
4 days ago