WHY THE FUCK IS CHUCK SCHUMER STILL IN CHARGE? dude’s gotta go. and i don’t mean like nancy pelosi go. i mean go. the fuck. out of the senate.

Remember when Hillary Clinton was running for President and tripped on a curb and the ENTIRE right wing ecosphere banged on for weeks about how she was dying from pneumonia? And our current dipshit president’s frontal lobes are stroked out and it’s total silence.

Forget John Cornyn. We gotta dump Rafael “Ted” Cruz. He’s not even a real American. www.mediaite.com/media/tv/kar...

y’all jamaica is figna get tore up. trump is going to bomb all the people trying to escape.

Why do you need a Speaker to take a vote or to swear in an elected official? Stop following old rules because the Republicans are not. Just show up and vote. If they’re all on vacation, they don’t get a vote. And there’s always the Charles Sumner option to deal with Mike Johnson.

I know y’all are coming at Graham Platner because he got a dipshit drunk tattoo, but I think it’s a mistake to discount him. I like this guy. I don’t live in Maine, and I don’t vote there. But I’m just sayin. (also remember that susan collins sucks butt)

I am SO tired of Rolldemort. www.kvue.com/article/news...

I’m so tired of billionaires bitching about SNAP benefits. They should be worried about the snap from a guillotine.

Lawd I gotta make it to Costco for my influenza vaccination. It’s half the price of Walmark. And forget CVS, that place will put you into bankruptcy.

So many people alive today don’t understand how Thriller changed everything back in the 80s. Happy Halloween! #MichaelJackson youtu.be/sOnqjkJTMaA?...

I’m asking all the rich gays out there to get this Bessent problem under control.

USS Nimitz is throwing planes and helicopters into the sea. Wonder if it has anything to do with NOT PAYING them.

Is it too much to ask little baby jesus to aim a Category 4 at Mar A Lago instead of Jamaica?

I predict that blue states will eventually block federal taxes from being sent to the IRS. What comes next is anyone’s guess. Who will control the National Guard? What about the military bases?

Canadians care about the world and we care about each other. So we’re going to fight climate change and build a stronger, more competitive economy – together.

A friend of mine is in the ICU on BiPAP, and I told her that sucks. Then I was like no. It blows.

I want steroids. But not the coughing lung problem kind of steroids. I want the big titty Barry Bonds major league baseball kind that give you roid rage. I wanna be LIVID and throw a Hyundai at someone. #Fun

Healthcare in the United States will not be fixed at the federal level. States like California and Massachusetts will have to open free hospitals and clinics with only generic medications. And tort law reform to prevent lawyers from cashing in.

When the United States House of Representatives reverts to Democratic Party control, Mike Johnson should never be sworn in again.

Obama 2028

Until we handle our oligarchs the same way France handled their royalty, we’ll never solve this problem.

Dipshit Donald is sending an aircraft carrier to Venezuela. To do what? Take their oil? Distract from the destruction of the White House for a ballroom? Or are we just in the end stages of dementia?

Ronald Reagan destroyed the United States of America. Economically and culturally.

Remember 7000 years ago when you knew how to solve a quadratic equation…or knew whatever the fuck a hypotenuse is?

Remember when Biden and Mike Pence both voluntarily turned in top secret files they had in their homes? And remember when you didn’t hear shit from Dick Cheney? He was burning his files UP. And that’s what Trump has done with the Epstein files.

Every single Trump family member should be permanently locked up in El Salvadore. ALL OF THEM.

This bullshit ballroom is going to end up costing AT least $1.5 BILLION.

Sweet Jesus Kaufman is getting a Popeye's www.inforney.com/business/pop...

Isn’t it embarrassing that Sliwa would be a better mayor than Cuomo?

Generals and Admirals criticizing Hegseth (and retiring in protest) is not the win they think it is. Trump wants them out, and they fell for the bait. They were ALL in the room with him together...and didn’t actually solve the problem. They could have, but they didn’t.

7 million people walking peacefully in the streets did nothing and will do nothing We are WAY past “I’m so mad at you I’m holding a sign written with a Sharpie”

Chris Murphy should run for the Democratic primary in 2028.

The entire military leadership had the perfect opportunity to solve this entire presidency. They were all in one room with him. www.bbc.com/news/article...

This whole Grijalva swearing in nonsense is why the Democratic Party is useless. Show up in the House. All members are invited. Take a vote. Elect a new Speaker. If only Democrats show up, fine. See what happens.

Tell me that Lindsey Halligan doesn’t look like a runner up on RuPaul’s Drag Race.

Yo momma so fat, she shut down the all you can eat buffet at Mar A Lago. —White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt.

Remember when Prince did the Batman song and we were all “yeah that’s normal”??? www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulOL...

If you remember eating shrimp aspic at a family reunion, 1. You’re old, and 2. You’re from the South.

Shoot her Wardell. Shoot her in the head. #Mabank #Buc-ees www.fox4news.com/news/maybank...

It’s going to take more than marching in the streets to turn this country around. Unfortunately.

Speaker Mike Johnson is protecting pedophiles because Mike Johnson IS a pedophile. #EpsteinFiles

Jack Smith for President 2028

Tighten up your cooters (and hide your wallets), gentlemen. George Santos is back on the scene! apnews.com/live/donald-...

“Arby’s in her pants” MUST win the phrase of the year award for 2025.

If you ain’t got a J A B you ain’t gettin N U N.

Mitsubishi needs to get their shit together and send us new cars.

I’m still shocked the USAF chose Boeing for the NGAD, after decades of Lockheed Martin. Apparently they’re picking numbers randomly to name the fighter though. It’s called the F-47159265. Maybe. www.jalopnik.com/1992388/why-...

If you are an ICE agent, you better find a good neurologist, because you are gonna have terrible neck pain from looking over your shoulder the rest of your life.

I WANNA SEE PETE HEGSETH AND JD VANCE MUD WRESTLE!! newrepublic.com/post/201676/...

"Democracy won’t survive if we stay silent.” -Barack Obama Bullshit. That’s all Democrats do is talk. Non stop. It’s not working.