Object permanence is so real cuz I def forgot about this app for a hot minute 😅

This is the return of the Yankee Cowboy 🤠

Ayyyyooooo the girlies was really out here calling Hoodoo Twitter Chicken Foot Twitter??? I’M DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Are you seriously a true lover boi if you didnt make the girlies swoon when you were in middle school by writing them dumb specific birthday cards and love notes

I love black women so much

The way I wish all my unhinged tweets could just transfer over here 😭😭😭😭

I think it’s very disrespectful that cats don’t make a face or sound when they fart. It just sneaks up on you and they’re chillin there like CO2 is what’s hot in the streets rn

I wish my phone listened in the same way that my brain spoke. Like, ain’t no way Siri is gonna understand me if I babble out three languages in one sentence

Paid $20 just for my psychiatrist to tell me take your puto meds😅

I’m tired of fighting. Bullshit has been bullshit long before I got here, and bullshit will continue to be bullshit long after I die. I’m just tryna know peace before that time comes and raising my blood pressure unnecessarily ain’t it. Too many niggas die from stress strokes 🤷🏾‍♀️

Learn to code.

I’ve yet to have the pleasure of cohabitating with an orange flavored feline, but I’m willing to bet that their fancy cow counterparts (tuxedo cats) are just as buckwild as they are.

Anoki Yai wearing a floral dress by Quine Li

I posted my opinion about a movie I went to see over the weekend and was immediately reminded why Elon Musty’s app gotta go

Whenever Bad Bunny drops a new album, it’s a great day to be a Caribbean Latino 😌

You ever just look at a nigga and just be like 🫦 every. single. time. shit is exhausting.

We getting a visual for Denial Is A River next week?!?!?

I’ve reached the age where I know buying used things is cheaper and they’re probably still just as good, but I’m grown and would much rather have certain things new.

I’m fr finna stop gettin on the internet between December 20th and December 31st.

You don’t celebrate Christian holidays yet you post your greetings and festivities? Make it make sense. Nigga, it’s just Wednesday.

Might seriously consider picking up Swedish again 🤔

How tall was the tallest person you’ve ever dated? & How tall was the shortest person you’ve ever dated? tallest: 6’4” shortest: 5’6” I’m 5’8” 💜

Fuck Daniel, Marry Tyler, Kill Keith. Final answer 😌

See an old cartoon, quote with another old cartoon.

The one thing I hate about this time of year is that Christmas is an inescapable holiday in the U.S. and Europe (Thanks, Capitalism!). As someone who doesn’t celebrate it, I’m soooooo tired of seeing it.

Tryna find gothic architecture in my state that’s not a university or a plantation 🙃

Always let everyone know how you feel, even if you don't fuck with them.

Shoutout to the homies who can coach you thru the pre and post of major life-changing medical procedures

Nothing like stubbing your toe first thing in the morning to make your reflect on your entire life

Just got off a 2 1/2 hour zoom call with my insurance rep from work. We weren’t talking insurance, we were kiki-ing about gay stuff and cats.

Man, alcohol ain’t even it no more. It’ll have you out here irritable, horny, sweaty, smelly, and dehydrated. Might be about time to kick that one to the curb fr.

Things I need right now: - To take this headwrap off - To drink some water - To charge my phone - To get my pussy ate - To figure out wtf imma eat for dinner

People need to learn how to sit out of culture beefs that they have no personal stake in cuz your opinion actually doesn’t matter in that space.

Goth xmas bangs, but Im finna pop out with goth Kwanzaa and yall gon be sick

I hate going to holiday parties when people especially try to make the effort to provide vegan options. It always turns out more disappointing than if I’d have just shown up, not expecting to have any food like I usually do.

🗣️ Seven sizzling sausages sizzling in a saucepan! 💃🏽

Prison, the military, academia: 3 different institutions held to 3 different standards and connotations in this country, yet they all indoctrinate you with systemic elitism and take 0 responsibility if you crack under the pressure.

It’s ridiculous how my type is the same nigga in different fonts and inks.

Black women always approve of a WoC dating a white man if he looks like Clark Kent 😅

You heard the man

I will be taking a walk in the forest, yes

if you see this, post a game character and pass it on. Three of my personalities 🌸🖤

I’m a strong believer in someone’s namesake defining part of their character.

The way so many aspects of linguistics just detonate my ND is so delicious. It’s an unexplainable rush I get when it comes to graphology, etymology, etc. Some say it’s being a nerd/ smart/ whatever, but it’s not that. I’m very smart in other areas. This feeling is different.

Medication has legitimately changed my life.

Felt like Lady Gaga on my walk home from campus today

My first #BlackSky block wasn’t even someone who pissed me off. It was a sundried European American and tbh, I took offense to that.