it's genuinely ridiculous how good Slay the Spire is

Been watching a lot of tns vods recently and Jack is something different. Like I can feel the aura through the vod

SEEING MARUJA IN 2 HOURS AHHHHH

Current feelings on the strive patch

This is all from reading the patch notes and I will stay on him if he’s still fun. But damn it feels bad to work my ass off playing this guy only for him to be crippled so damn hard. Also why isn’t speed staff nerfed instead of another of these? It’s farrrrr more toxic than most of these

I cannot comprehend the mental gymnastics which enabled some choices this patch. Slayer gets a slap on the wrist, no nerfs for Johnny and you decide to shoot Asuka in the face. Asuka was very strong but holy shit you didn’t need to shoot him 10 trillion times.

TO CELESTIAL JOHNNY PLAYERS: STOP PERMA BACKDASHING ON WAKE-UP VS THE +57 PROJECTILE OF THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY PLEASE BLOCK

DMC 5 IS SO GOOD IM REPLAYING AND DANTE IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER

So scary

Drinking currently look at this evil vodka

Asuka swapping test cases mid mulligan super is a really fun change. The mana sink looks crazy so idk how good it’ll be but I can already see some funny use cases

THE GREEN WILD ASSAULT IT'S REAL

Gm

06:35 in the magician is so magical

How did you pick your username? Very simple, strelitzias are my favorite flower and they’re really pretty

It haunts me

Matchup chart bomb. Asuka is really good rn, just completely destroy Slayer and I'll be happy.

After I’m done with this essay I’m dropping a matchup chart bomb on the TL

Essay due in 2 hours, haven’t written a word yet🚬

Just had the sickest all for one + metamorphosis run on defect

Also the entirety of Why and grimace_smoking_weed.jpeg can be included here

Revisiting God’s country after the new chat pile and damn it has some lines that just ring in my head. This part of Slaughterhouse in particular: And the screaming More screaming than you'd think There's more screaming than you'd think

New Chat pile is real good go listen to it

Just entered EU celestial only to see a bunch of Korean names before I was disconnected. Reentered celestial and all the Korean names are gone. Strive online is an eldritch being

Hi guys Jason Thomas here back at it again with my solo slayer

IM SEEING GODSPEED IN MARCH!!!!!

Just beat A20 on the silent, next is A20 heart

The word mog is way too fun to say

Asuka is neutral.

also if you're fgc retweet this so my lost moots from the shitty bird apps can find me please