Maybe Baby

Me and whose girl this summer?

Thinking about this text exchange with my 15 year-old

We need to bring back the subgenre of songs about giant bullies getting their ass kicked ala “Bad Bad Leroy Brown” or “You Don’t Mess Around With Jim” Maybe we just need to resurrect Jim Croce I guess?

Boston Cube Party Thread!

I’m about three months into fervently learning American Sign Language (working to get certified as an interpreter for my union at work). I can honestly say that so far it’s been one of the most beautiful experiences of my life.

Getting better from 30 feet 🏹

My favorite part of The Mandalorian and Grogu was when Baby Yoda got jealous of the cuter alien and smashed its head repeatedly against a car steering wheel.

The skeletons in your closet have opened the door, and they’ve started talking.

No one likes Elvis Costello

Fatniss Everdeen over here

I don’t know what this means and if any of you tell me we aren’t friends anymore

“Ooof” - My therapist

I’m writing a book. Things are a little weird at the moment. Can’t wait to see y’all at Boston Cube Party.

Watching the Knicks game at an Applebees and Rancid just came on.

“I need a vanity plate that says, ‘I’m a millennial AND I love EDH’”

My homegirl took this pic of Maybe and I yesterday and this is all I can think of

It’s really really unfair how fucking good that one Patti Smith song is. You absolutely know which one I’m talking about.

Hey gang. I’m alive and thriving.

I saw my dog wearing a bandana and I thought she looked cool so I did it too.

Lest we forget Roger Miller, early trans ally? m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZ1...

“I got two hard rules I live by. Don’t fuck with the Devil, and no tag teams with blood relatives” - Kenny Powers

Watching the splashdown was such a good way to spend Friday night.

6 Minute Blackout is a great band name.

Imagine getting to leave Earth and then being expected to return.

Sometimes I giggle at the fact that I base my entire value system off of the ideas of a dude named Karl

If you’re also millennial dad of a Gen Z/Gen Alpha cusp teen boy…you need to have The Wolf of Wall St. talk with him.

What a perfect angel

Smitten AF

::sung like Smooth Operator:: "Cruuuuel Ultimatum"

An A24 horror movie that takes place entirely within a work training breakout room.

Just finished the first season of The Pitt. My favorite part was in the last episode when Noah Wyle looks at the camera and says, “And you thought YOUR job was the pits!”

You are making a powerful enemy

Please meet my new dog, Mayday

Recently heard someone refer to an extremely Well Done piece of meat as “Congratulations” and it gave me the giggle fits.

I have friends everywhere.

I’ll ruin the surprise. That box will make a bunch of Nazis melt when it gets opened. See you in August!

@islandponder.bsky.social i’ve got an early Christmas gift for you at the next C4AC

My coffee filters look like Guile from Street Fighter.

I plan on calling my new boss “Brother” on Day One to assert dominance.

Back in school you ever get busted for trying to walk and have some administrator tell you, “SONNNNNN…”

Having to tragically cut my C4AC weekend short due to a bullshit snowstorm and “perrrrsonalll saaaafety” (extreme mocking voice) so I can get back to Mass in one piece. I love you all! GGs and see you soon.

It’s Cube For a Cause weekend. Probably my favorite weekend. I hugged so many homies tonight. This will be my thread for the weekend!

What’s your favorite P1P1 ever from a Chaos Draft?

Just a friendly reminder that the 2006 masterpiece Children of Men, the movie about an aggressively anti-immigrant dystopian future (where the world is also slowly dying), takes place in 2027.

The increasing levels of horniness on Oko cards is gonna have this dude straight up showing hole the next time he’s in a set

Gram Parsons. Class of 1963.

Jim Cantore is Florida’s Mothman

Sam Darnold implies the existence of Sam Goddamnitold