Hey gang. I’m alive and thriving.

I saw my dog wearing a bandana and I thought she looked cool so I did it too.

Lest we forget Roger Miller, early trans ally? m.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZ1...

“I got two hard rules I live by. Don’t fuck with the Devil, and no tag teams with blood relatives” - Kenny Powers

Watching the splashdown was such a good way to spend Friday night.

6 Minute Blackout is a great band name.

Imagine getting to leave Earth and then being expected to return.

Sometimes I giggle at the fact that I base my entire value system off of the ideas of a dude named Karl

If you’re also millennial dad of a Gen Z/Gen Alpha cusp teen boy…you need to have The Wolf of Wall St. talk with him.

What a perfect angel

Smitten AF

::sung like Smooth Operator:: "Cruuuuel Ultimatum"

Get the hell outside. It’s nice out.

An A24 horror movie that takes place entirely within a work training breakout room.

Just finished the first season of The Pitt. My favorite part was in the last episode when Noah Wyle looks at the camera and says, “And you thought YOUR job was the pits!”

You are making a powerful enemy

Please meet my new dog, Mayday

Recently heard someone refer to an extremely Well Done piece of meat as “Congratulations” and it gave me the giggle fits.

I have friends everywhere.

I’ll ruin the surprise. That box will make a bunch of Nazis melt when it gets opened. See you in August!

@islandponder.bsky.social i’ve got an early Christmas gift for you at the next C4AC

My coffee filters look like Guile from Street Fighter.

I plan on calling my new boss “Brother” on Day One to assert dominance.

Back in school you ever get busted for trying to walk and have some administrator tell you, “SONNNNNN…”

Having to tragically cut my C4AC weekend short due to a bullshit snowstorm and “perrrrsonalll saaaafety” (extreme mocking voice) so I can get back to Mass in one piece. I love you all! GGs and see you soon.

It’s Cube For a Cause weekend. Probably my favorite weekend. I hugged so many homies tonight. This will be my thread for the weekend!

What’s your favorite P1P1 ever from a Chaos Draft?

Just a friendly reminder that the 2006 masterpiece Children of Men, the movie about an aggressively anti-immigrant dystopian future (where the world is also slowly dying), takes place in 2027.

The increasing levels of horniness on Oko cards is gonna have this dude straight up showing hole the next time he’s in a set

Gram Parsons. Class of 1963.

Jim Cantore is Florida’s Mothman

Sam Darnold implies the existence of Sam Goddamnitold

Holy hell the Cliff Booth show trailer

Staying at The L Hotel for Cube for a Cause. Sometimes the jokes write themselves.

About a year ago, I did a real dumb thing. Cost me my marriage, my job, my life in NYC, made my son hate me, etc. I started drinking again after 5 years. Still cleaning up a lot of the mess, but I’m now sober again for 3 days and just got a gamechanging job offer. Hang in there and forgive yrself.

Death Camp For Cutie over here

Its officially the week where every extremely elevated person in your life says "Is tHerE SuM KiND oF SpOrtsBALL GaMe oN tHis WkND???"

Guess I have to murder a small defenseless animal

My dude.

Life has generally been terrible for most of the last year but double sleeving a new cube for the first time in a long time feels real real good.

Pretty cube upgrades from Portland

Airline travelers that immediately get up and get their carry-on luggage ready to go are the correct ones. I will not hear any arguments on this matter.

🔥 🧠

The answer to Wordle today is most of us.

I'm all in on Lorwyn Eclipsed. Prerelease vibes were immaculate.

Any buds gonna be at SCG Con Portland next week? Gonna be in town visiting a friend/hoping to cube/fighting ICE agents

Friday Night Chaos

At some point we need to admit that screaming “SHAME!” at people that will murder an unarmed woman in broad daylight isn’t actually doing anything.

The phlebotomist told me I had veins like a Snickers bar. 😎😂