Vulnerability Moment: I have not been good for the last six months. Starting to see the other side of it. Love to all my homies that have hung by me.

The phlebotomist said I had an astounding vein. 😏

Me: Unsubscribe Most Websites: Lol sure okay guy

I’m turning 40 this month.

I just learned PTA directed There Will Be Blood when he was 37 and now I have to go live in the woods forever.

::Eddie Vedder voice:: “I don’t mind, scraping res…”

The Muppets Dr. Manhattan (1986)

Every time I see a picture of Theo Von, I think it's Keefe from The Righteous Gemstones and then get very disappointed.

I wish I could ethically convey to all of you how fucking wild it is being a therapist right now.

I went on a really nice date with a woman who is funnier than me. Needed a W.

It’s crazy that the house that I used to live across the street from is now Magic: the Gathering canon:

Tim Meadows is doing some career best work in Peacemaker S2.

I used my therapist superpowers to get another therapist to write me an ESA letter. I’m getting a dog soon yall. 🐶

NCAAF and NFL rules should be exactly the same.

On a different note: www.youtube.com/watch?v=giTi...

Remember....when it's schoolchildren they tell us to stop being pussy little hippies.

Don’t mourn the fascist dead

I’m so sorry to anyone that saw me on the C4AC vod. I was in rare form. 😂

I got to tell my loud pro-ICE postal worker to “Shut the fuck up and deliver the mail” this morning. Man I gotta tell you I’ve been riding that high all day.

I need a dog

What if RFK Jr. IS the Kennedy Curse?

Hot take: Chefs need to calm down.

Red Cube Wins! Now has 150 unique foil Mountains.

My Queen and Commander.

When I heard about Todd Mcfarlane art on a Magic card

The Summer I Turned Shitty

I did a thing

Meeting @domrikade.bsky.social IRL was a highlight of C4AC. Tight bros. for life.

Getting out of private practice and just doing therapy whenever I want was the move.

When is a machine not a machine?

Cube for a Cause healed me.

C4AC Thread! First draft was Alex W’s The Middle School. Went 2-1 with this sweet Naya Zoo deck

Starting my Cube for a Cause Weekend right! Family reunion!

Getting real excited for this weekend’s stream! @nickzlmhc.bsky.social helping us test out @nyc-mtg.bsky.social’s sick setup. Got a great line up of cubes coming your wall all Saturday and Sunday. m.twitch.tv/luckypapermt...

Cube for a Cause bound. See ya soon Brooklyn!

In my opinion, Denzel Washington is the only living actor with no unwatchable movies on his resume. I think he’s in the GOAT conversation. Top 5 probably. Top 10 easily.

C4AC is going to heal me.

A horror movie and the villain is a hacker that tells everyone everything that you’ve had to look up on Urban Dictionary

The snowman scene in the new Naked Gun was worth the price of admission all on its own.

My great friend Chloe made these back in 2021. I’ll treasure them forever. (There’s two more. No Ice Titan)

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Weapons was the coolest movie I’ve seen this year. Unfortunately, I’ll just never be able to watch Field of Dreams ever again.

Been looking forward to this one.

“Dude. You don’t know shit about Final Fantasy 9” - Me flirting

I'm watching Independence Day.

My other hot take is that Independence Day is one of Will Smith's Top 3 acting performances.