was listening to Your Best American Girl and my mum popped into my head for a split second someone call an ambulance

midnights turns three today 💙 my top five: 💙 would've could've should've 💙 maroon 💙 you're losing me 💙 snow on the beach (more lana) 💙 glitch

Midnights is my favorite album there I said it!!!!!!! (I’m sorry reputation I still love you so bad)

But you can call me "Honey" if you want

going back to studies tomorrow and I only have 3 subjects with 3 assessments each?

the season of "carrying a fan around with me everywhere" has begun

reminder to stop arguing with randos on this app - block and move on! your energy is a luxury.

💃🏼

YOU WANT A FIGHT! YOU FOUND IT! I GOT THE PLACE SURROUNDED! YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES BEFORE! YOU! KNOW! YOU'RE DROWNING!!!!! WHOSE PORTRAIT'S ON THE MANTLE???? WHO COVERED UP YOUR SCANDALS????? MISTAKE MY KINDNESS FOR WEAKNESS! AND FIND YOUR! CARD! CANCELLED!!!

ultimate face card

you think I'm tacky, baby stop talking dirty to me 🥹 it sounded nasty but it feels like you're flirting with me 🥺

how life feels when you enjoy happy pop music without some boring person telling you how it’s not profound enough 🤍✨

Anyway. #tloas

this empire belongs to me leave it with me i protect the family

I gave up on signed CDs back during TTPD release but releasing them on the aussie store AN HOUR before I wake up is INSANE 😭😭😭

AUSSIE STORE CAME IN A CLUTCH THANK GOOOODDD

NOT THE PINK VINYL 😭😭😭🩷🩷🩷

lowkey more shocked that basic paracetamol is called Tylenol in the US

kinda glad that my home town is so forgettable it doesn't get called "boring" by the whole country like the current city I live 😭😭

the only time I'll ever hate being Australian is when Taylor does US exclusive things 😭😭😭

purchased another von dutch top BUT IT WAS $40 THIS TIME NOT $80

my mum and I cleaned the whole bedroom, removed the blinds and hosed them outside, cleaned the windows, mopped the floor, asked dad to REMOVE THE CEILING FAN BLADES and hosed them too... and I'm still having a reaction to the room 😭😭

ANYWAY!!! mum's birthday today!! yipee!!! 🥳🎉🎂

slept for 4 hours!! woke up at 2am!! slept between 4am and 5am!! and I've been awake since!! it's 6:30am now 😭😭😭 someone help!!!

I can't stop sneezing SOMEONE SEDATE ME 😭😭😭

the barista at my favourite cafe still remembers me 🥹🥹🥹

my mum almost crashed out at the self serve check outs 😭😭😭

first day back in home town and I forgot that the ferry safety announcement is my sleeper agent code 😭😭

flying back home to surprise my mum for her birthday and I'm ECSTATIC to be surrounded by the peaceful sounds of birds and nature and not constant traffic

Australia finally has cool ranch doritos and oh my god they're so TASTY

house mate and I are finally watching the HSM movies and they are SO CAMP

SIGNS SAID “IF YOU HATE YOU’LL NEVER GET LAID” “PROTECT TRANS RIGHTS” “DOLLS DOLLS DOLLS” “SUPPORT DRAG” I LOVE YOU SABRINA CARPENTER

PROTECT THE DOLLS

jack antonoff time stamping exactly when they wrote you’re losing me with a depressing photo of tay was so fucking funny im sorry 😭

spent $80 on a Von Dutch tank when I could've found a blank tank and bedazzled it myself 😭

she's sooo 🥺❤️

hugs and kisses? for little ol me? 🥺❤️

IT ARRIVED TODAY AND IT WAS THE PINK VINYL NOT THE CD

seeing fans get their signed CD while mine has been bouncing between postal facilities all day 😭💔

DID YOU FORGET! THAT! IT! WAS! YOU! WHO! SAID! GOODBYE?!?!?!?! (IT WAS YOU!!!!) SO YOU DON'T GET TO BE THE ONE WHO CRIES!!!!

LIZ GILLIES WAS IN THE CLIQUE????

I was not expecting mans best friend to sound like that at all but somehow I was craving and needing it