I was just trying to find the fried dough booth….

It was an honor and a pleasure to throw out the first disc at the Maple Hill MVP Open today! No pressure, hundreds of people, the best disc golfers in the world standing behind me. I had to get up there and show everybody how it’s NOT done.

Thanks to the crew at @naturesmedicines_ma for the tour and the hospitality in Uxbridge today! Looking forward to their Pot-Tober party on October 11!

The Kuru Kuru Ramen shop Duck special was Sublime… Visit them at the Worcester Public Market!

Thanks to the folks at the Worcester Credit Union for not only helping us keep the Woo Fridges stocked but accepting donations at their branch on West Boylston st in Worcester! Help us fight food insecurity!

This guy was the loudest at the New England Metal And Hardcore Fest! It’s called Mimecore and it’s sick! Amps are for posers.

This is now inside of me. What could possibly go wrong?

If you left your slice of pizza in the alley off of Exchange St in Worcester, Mass don’t bother coming back. You snooze you lose.

I talked to @australianpinkfloyd vocalist Chris Barnes on @100fmthepike about their show at the @thehanovertheatre on September 19, celebrating the 50th anniversary of the album Wish You Were Here. Check out the full interview at PikeFM.com

Check out my interview with original Alice Cooper bassist Dennis Dunnaway! We talk about the new album with the OG band and the dangers of an Alice Cooper show. Listen to the whole interview at PikeFM.com

Taking a break.

Get a Cubano. You’ll feel better. Again, I am not a doctor. Little Havana, Worcester, Mass

The Commonwealth rejected my idea for the new state seal of Massachusetts.

Goodbye Ozzy. Thanks for the music.

Let’s get hot and Hairy at Indian Tn h in Webster today!

I didn’t grow up in the wild, but I was raised by a family who used margarine containers as Tupperware.

Everything at Sweet Pan Gourmet at the Worcester Public Market is heavenly! The Brigadeiros are their specialty. A traditional Brazilian confection made with chocolate, condensed milk, cocoa powder and butter. they’re the dessert equivalent to Xanax. Great with coffee!

The Burger Bah at the Worcester Public Market has a lovely array of big, sloppy, slutty, napkin killing burgers.

Everything at @Sweet Pan Gourmet at the Worcester Public Market is heavenly! The Brigadeiros are their specialty. A traditional Brazilian confection made with chocolate, condensed milk, cocoa powder and butter. they’re the dessert equivalent to Xanax. Great with coffee!

Let’s get Grungy today at @indian_ranch in Webster for the very first @100fmthepike Grungefest! Gates at 11am music starts at Noon! Like the late great Chris Cornell said, “Let your motor race, Pick it up, And get this mother gone”

“It takes you two seconds to be nice. It takes you two seconds to be a dick. Don’t let em’ wipe the smile off your face kid.” -Lyndon Byers

I actually try to eat healthy sometimes. @Onda Açai at the Worcester Public Market is where I go to treat my body to some Açaí. It’s like a big blueberry that is a superfood packed with nutrients. You can get it in a bowl with your favorite toppings or cup it up and take it outside! Say hi to Danny!

They think a couple of assassinations and a military parade are going to stop you from marching. Those that fuck around shall surely find out.

Had a chance to hang out with some lovely volunteers for the @Worcester Middle Eastern Fest as they made baklava for the frstival on June 6-8 at St. George Orthodox Cathedral in Worcester.

Good times at the Brew Biscuits Birthday Beerfest at Lilac Hedge Farm in Rutland! Met some new friends!

@thejewelfoods, A new cookie shop, has opened in the @woopublicmarket ! If you want to know what a New York style cookie is, this is the place. Thick, chunky, moist and chewy. The s’mores cookie is outstanding but the Strawberry Cheesecake cookie is heavenly.

Doing another grocery run for the Woo Fridge thanks to our friends at Worcester Credit Union!

Highlights from Brimfield: iI met my old friend Spudz Mackenzie, scored a sweet vinyl copy of @stevemartinreally Comedy Is Not Pretty, saw a Gabe Kotter, Welcome Back Kotter Halloween Costume(STILL IN THE BOX!), met a Ferenge, encountered a small scary Nun, and found a good deal on tiny dicks!

The Friday Night Tacos Mexico experience. Always a good time. Best Margaritas in Worcester, Mass!

It’s Thursday. That’s a good enough reason to get a big fat cheeseburger from @theburgerbah, and if you have room afterwards, a couple of scoops of The Best Italian Ice In The World from @frozezone1 at the @woopublicmarket

3 out of 3 dogs agree! They love @brew_biscuits_ma! They use the spent grain from local breweries to make their biscuits. My dog is a big fan of the @wormtownbrewery biscuits. Bring your dog and meet the brewers along with food from @morawski_barbecue @potatopotatoft and @joeydswingznthingz!

I took this a couple of years ago. It looks like the cover art for some 90’s alternative band. Give me a band and album title. I’ll start: The Fabulous Gershwins- “Let Me Touch It”

“They don’t need to have 250 pencils. They can have 5.”

How great are Brew Biscuits? Just look at this handsome face! Hit up their festival in a couple of weeks and bring your best buddy! They’ll have the same look on their face as you after having one of the excellent local brews being served!

Come out and celebrate a birthday that your dogs will love! @brew_biscuits_ma is throwing a big party with some of their delicious collaborators at @lilachedgefarm! Come and enjoy food, fun and live music from @disco_lemonade_band! Support your local brew biscuit business and all the brewers!

Pretty sure I twisted my ankle emptying the dish washer. I am not athletic.

I’m listening to one of the greatest double live albums of all time. What are some others?

Perfect day to hit up @Froze Zone for some fresh gelato! Actually, let’s be real. I’d get their gelato even if it’s -80! I got the peanut butter/chocolate and dreamscicle/coconut combos. Yes I got two cups for myself. Don’t judge me.

The Easter Bunny knows what day it is.

Just a boy with his new Echo lawnmower from @bostonlawnmowercompany Waiting for the weather to get better so they can go out and play. #springinnewengland

This is the move: Get a coffee at @monsoonroastery at the @woopublicmarket and take two steps to the next booth to get one(or two) light and creamy truffles that Isabella makes at @sweet_pan_gourmet Thank me later…

Fuck you Black Mirror! Fuck you! Fuck you Fuck you! And that’s just the first episode.

I will be incommunicado until further notice because the new season of BLACK MIRROR IS HAPPENING AND I’M FREAKING OUT AND AFRAID TO LEAVE MY HOUSE!!

What movie title describes your last fart? I’ll start: Apocalypse Now

Ooops, April fool maga. You got played again.

Why will I never learn? For at least 50 years of my life I’ve reached for cold leftover fries and EVERY TIME they’ve tasted like crap. Yet I keep doing it. Why? Every time they’re just dry, waxy packing material. Why? Dammit! …I CAN’T QUIT YOU FRIES!

Hey! Who likes Beer? Lots of beer? Join me at the DCU Center in Worcester July 19!

Check out the Grand Opening today of @kurukururamenshop At The @woopublicmarket! Ramen that will warm your soul. Gino and Nick put days of prep and passion into every bowl they prepare. To me it’s all about the broth and their broth hits the spot! Support local Ramen!

Let’s drink!