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What part of the word ‘Universal’ did USB-IF not get? If anyone ever tracks my heading toward Beaverton, Or inform the authorities. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USB_Imp...

This debacle could bring down The Guardian.

We’ve removed half the the Scottish countryside from our Scip. Proper summer shearing session.

I have a problem. I’d like to tell my daughter who lives in London and not here for a decade that o want her childhood bedroom to be my music room. My study is just too small. Any tips?

My #WorldGothDay watching tonight shall be youtu.be/NK9aAQ_oH6k?...

Badk to the old skool for #FallFriday youtu.be/_ViEzjcc6sE?...

Introduce yourself with seven cats you have known Jane (named by my mum after my mad aunt) Oedipus Otis Montgomery Wellington Bonaparte Scippio

I’ll get to fall Friday directly but I’m wait Ing for a haircut on a hot sunny Brighton Babylon day. So first this. One day you is dreadlock. - well dread. next day you is bald head - clean shave. Roots! youtu.be/2NHNIgYRKVQ?...

Quote a fictional band that isn’t Spinal Tap.

Been a merde if a week eh Chief Inspector?

What is the best literary #cat and #author pic and why is it George Perec ?

Office pond moorhen doing his Jesus impression

RIP Scott Hastings A great player and great patrol leader in the 9th Morningside Scouts. I had a fight with him you know- during a game of ‘hash’ aka murder ball , he noticed after the second time I hit him. He hit me once and many people jumped on me shouting ‘stay down’. Thoughts with his family.

Business idea - hear me out. The car fondue.

Last day at the cottage so Scippy and I are soaking it up. Maigtet✅ beer✅Karl Ove✅

You’re all on about Thucydides Trap today but I’ve got the shared single with Thesus’ Axe

I have composed a song called "Brushing Day" to the tune of "Yesterday", to sing while I am brushing the cats. Mainly because the lyric, "Suddenly, I'm not half the cat I used to be. There's a giant fur pile next to me." just popped into my brain fully formed, and then I felt compelled to continue.

First song streamed subtle energies commission by Mr Julian H Cope. No surprise on most played band.

Glen Whan gardens very pretty. But despite all the arrows pointing g to ‘trees walk’ not one of them did. 2/10 due to false advertising

Bloody hell Karl Ove

Scippy came for a big walk up the track with his daddy.

Watching the Titfield Thunderbolt and remembering the great days of the 1957 from. Victoria to Brighton when BBC and Mail hacks would sheath swords and drink together in the marvelous buffet car.

Today I have assembled a flat pack dinner table, stripped a two-stroke carb the size of a tiny mouse and reassembled. Replaced tiny mouse size carburetor. I have adhd and diddly shit makes my brain fizz so I want to smash stuff. Now I have a G&T

Compulsory snuggles bro

Scippy and the last of the blossom

Obviously not to steal your thunder, but my own punk diaries which are definitely authentic and everything reveal so much about the times. What times they were.

Just checking the chimney for birds nests. We’re not cold ok? Ok?

Bonaparte giving serious consideration to requesting dinner number 3.

I’ve got a lurgy so I’m excused dog walking. Imma just gonna sit here with my coffee and tubes and wait for the tide to turn. I may go and sit on that dock out in the bay…

Bonaparte- after extensive research- has lit upon the most comfortable chair in the warmest place in the cottage.

I’m balls deep into a roofing repair which is needed as a result of my massive overconfidence in specing the roof to start with. What could possibly go wrong?

Scippio about to perform his signature crouching tiger falling teddy fighting move

Went for a camping trip

Childe Scippy to the dark tower went

Happy Isis Day to those who celebrate

Con to Scotland. And get a second bite of the bluebell cherry

Made it! The beer is in my other hand

Off to Scotia. Away by 0700. Not too bad.

On leave after #FallFriday and heading up to the Fluendy Scottish mountain fastness. Close enough. youtu.be/v5zav2yrC7M?...

Has he been hit over the head with a banjo?!?

Change of pace. Heavy heavy psych last night. Heavy beer and heavy book the night. One more day of work until holiday

What. A. Night

Thinking of a possible career change. AMT guitar tech. I mean he could have a pedal board and just plug that in. Tweaking CV first thing. .

#PedalBoardPorn Cotton Casino/ Acid Mothers Temple

1. Front of Bus 2. Hope & Ruin 3. Rinse & repeat. Acid Temple Mothers tonight. Ear protection required.

If asked, I would not go into the jungle with RFK jr.

What a gig. Jose Junior on I think only UK gig supporting Glyders. Thanks to Polly at Acid Box. @leehjames.bsky.social met a chum of yours - Sam.