✨ A ghost king ✨

...oh—

Ok Ok! Just don't hit me again

OW!

Fine >:/

Hippity hoppaty your testicles are now my property

Boo

Don't do kids drugs. ...that's not right

THEY HAVE TO BEND DOWN SOOO FAR TO GET TO HER 👁🫦👁💦

Ahem. I just came here to say .... Find your Goals Before Penetrating Holes.

[ HISSS ]

I might remove the cave stairs.. I keep getting thrown down them

sometimes I wanna cry but then I don't

you know I'm not Hungry anyway

Hungry >:/

𝐓𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐥... ─── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ─── Lei Shifang 雷师芳 TGCF OC ─── ⋆⋅☼⋅⋆ ─── ... 𝐈𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐰𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐨

//guess which idiot fell down the stairs and dislocated there ankle :3

It's funny to watch peoples reactions when they find out I was royalty once

I wanna annoy someone

I swear I'm going to bite the next person I see

┌──── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────┐ ——— 𝐗𝐢𝐚𝐨 𝐗𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐧 ——— ༄ 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐌𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐆𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐞𝐳𝐞 ༄ 𝐅𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐁𝐚𝐨𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐫𝐞𝐧 ༄ 𝐌𝐃𝐍𝐈 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐎𝐖 ˋ°•*⁀➷

I have a lot of pent up emotion, sometimes I just gotta scream and it helps

[sigh] I feel better :3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH

[peacefully just eating someone, he got hungry (papa don't tell mama)] Nom nom

──── His Royal Highness The Crowned Prince of XianLe. ✧ +18 ✧ Multiship ✧ Dark/Mature themes

[falls down the stairs]

[he is just cussing out the pot. What did the pot do? We don't know property never will know]

[has managed to sneak past yin yu to steal food for Guzi in paradise manner]

I need to find someone to annoy

Oh okie

You're a cucumber..

I have returned >:D

I am an amazing driver

1273 MY FATHER DID NOT LOVE ME.

NUH UH

NUH UH! [Throws a rock back]

[confused in Xiao Jing] EH!? WHO ARE YOU

sleepy :(

[he didn't even flinch] What the hell >:(

// I just realised Qi Rong's birthday (pretty sure it unofficial but still) IS LITERALLY THE DAY AFTER MINE

ORANGE [Proceeds to shove an entire orange into his mouth with the peel on he doesn't care]

[he is sulking]

[the child has somehow got wime]

Do you ever just forget to breathe

Every time I make any kind of pasta I think of this