I’m rarely on here but thought I’d share my chaotic evil reaction to the recent #ScottishElections #gocompareyerselftofuck

Childhood trauma fixed! Credit to #theoatmeal comics.

Just finished watching Ghosts on BBC and I am immediately going back to rewatch. What a fantastic show! Happy to see @benwillbond.bsky.social is here too. I can hopefully geek on their next project!

I opened Threads for the first time in a bit and was greeted with the horrendous sight of Roseanne Barr rapping…..Currently pouring bleach directly into my eyes. Thanks.

I’m obsessed with seeing all the #Thanksgiving meal pics on here. Keep them coming! I’m Thanksgiving-less in Glasgow (which sounds like an awful Hallmark movie)

My face every time some scammy dude DMs me.

Current mood:

If we follow each other and you immediately DM me with “hello, how are you” or “so happy to meet you and be friends” I will assume you are trying to romance or bitcoin scam me. Do better or get blocked.

Snow on the ground outside/warm tea/cosy tartan blanket and Dawn of The Dead on TV. Perfect Saturday.

I picked up the unsavoury snacks from Lidl. My bad.

It’s amazing that this is the scenery if you drive just twenty minutes out of the hustle and bustle of Glasgow City Centre. Drumpellier is a little hidden wonder. Happy to work here today.

“I’d like to add you to my professional network in LinkedIn”

My cats look at my daughter’s rabbit like it’s that weird cousin no one wants to hang out with at family gatherings.

It’s October. Which means I must show off my special FX pics from last year. There will be more if that’s your type of thang.

Ok totally new here. Left the X-cesspit and hoping to find some good people to follow! So far I’m just getting spammed with bitcoin/romance scammers. I’m having my fun with them to be fair. 😈