I went for a really long walk and bought the most delicious caramel bread pudding that is absolute going to destroy my belly. Worth it.

Every time I give the cat a little bite of whatever I’m eating, she’ll look at the bigger piece in my other hand as if to check that I might give her that piece.

Glutinous rice balls, fuck me up

It’s funny how tailgating me will make me drive slower. Who knew you could set cruise control at 49 km/h. Yes it was a man.

I saw one of the “I bought this before Elon went crazy” stickers on a Tesla and it’s cool you want to think that but he was *always* a fuck

“There is the art of loving. This the art of forgetting how” - Caroline Rose expressing it all

Wait. Who’s shit talking the pope? That never ends well but go off lmao

I thought the cat was coming to comfort me because crying but no. She literally walked over my lap then jumped down to go get a bite to eat in the kitchen. I still love her.

It must be so peaceful to curl up under a toadstool and have a nap.

I hope my kid never really outgrows his dinosaur phase because there’s something hilarious about finding random toy dinosaurs everywhere

Today was not a great day but at least I have garlic bread, even though the cat won’t stop bullying me for a piece

To be a little cat who gets up in the morning, eats breakfast followed by a collection of treats with medicine hidden inside then a trip to the fridge for a piece of chicken. Scritches and being told she’s the prettiest girl in the world and it’s time for a nap

If ever you think you’re socially awkward, at least you are not Hans Christian Andersen on your fifth week of staying with Charles Dickens and his family, making everyone uncomfortable with crying jags

Wow it’s been a stressful couple of weeks and I just mean me, i heard the war almost got bad

I love the look of chrome powder on my nails but it’s messier than craft sparkles, which is a feat

No one is more sad and mistreated than my cat when I’ve taken away a muffin wrapper she stole out of the compost

I love when I order takeout the cat is like, ooo what did you get us??

happy rex manning day to all who celebrate.

You can be sobbing and a cat will be like, have you considered how pretty I am? Petting me will help you.

If they record you while on hold, the ns power rep will here me suddenly say, wait who am I on hold with?? because it’s been so long

Update, paying the cat tax

I have my cat with me for the first time in months and we’ve been stuck to each other like glue since I picked her up from boarding.

I just remembered I had a dream I texted my cat that we’re moving but she doesn’t have a phone

If your Naomi be Klein, everything fine. If your Naomi be Wolf, ooof.

I ate my feelings in the form of mediocre, grocery store lemon cake and now I have a tummy ache which is very apt to be honest

Today’s small mercy is that I found a tshirt at the thrift shop with this gem on the front

I was herded to bed by a corgi but then I had to ignore his presence while he got into bed. He had his reasons and it’s not for me to speculate.

I had the best fountain Diet Coke today and now I understand.

I am slowly making friends with a corgi. It is important we don’t acknowledge it though

Box breathing my way through hell because we always keep going

I work tech adjacent and I’m always amazed when any technology actually works

Love being minimized and infantilized, it’s my most favourite thing ever.

I feel like that Lego movie song but instead it’s “everything is terrible! 🎶”

You know why you ask what is in the unlabeled jar in the fridge when you’re staying with someone? Because it may not be cinnamon butter like you thought and instead it’s watered down wet dog food mash

Im writing up the descriptions and event pages for a bunch of workshops including one called “Finishing” and there’s gotta be a better name for that class

Stop qualifying your sentences with “just”, you’re undermining your own narrative.

Annie Neugebauer’s book is released today! I was very lucky to read an advance copy and really enjoyed it, her writing is spectacular 🥰🥰

The happiest of launch days to @annieneugebauer.bsky.social, whose collection, YOU HAVE TO LET THEM BLEED, is available everywhere today! "A unique and unsettling voice, one readers will want to revisit in future books." - Booklist bookshop.org/p/books/you-...

Jack Miner Bird Sanctuary! One of the first sanctuaries of its kind and he was very influential (I think the first?) to band migratory birds.

Shoutout to Eleanor Janega for finally figuring out how to properly interview people instead of making every episode about her research and knowledge. Babe, we know you’re smart af, let the guest speak

My ankle hurts in the cold like I’m an old sea captain so maybe I’ll embrace it and create some lore

Blessings to the poor guy who just wanted to have his cigarette at the end of this abandoned parking lot and instead witnessed my virtual therapy session.

How much Diet Coke will fix this, I ask, waving vaguely at myself

Shaming #TimHouston at the Oscars is now a thing! You go Girl!! #HaliSky #NovaScotia

I put off listening to the live Betwixt episode bc I’m so wildly jealous of everyone who got to see Kate live.

friend, this is Marcus Junius Brutus CAESAR has declared himself DICTATOR FOR LIFE and MUST BE STOPPED can you rush a donation of ten denarii today to show that you STAND WITH THE REPUBLIC?

The growing child is currently frying an entire pan of dumplings (he does not plan to share). The other night for dinner, I made him his own frozen pizza to eat while I cooked a steak and heaping mound of broccoli for him.his grocery fund may need a gofundme

Being an adult is way harder than I expected and I’m tired of doing tough things

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

RIP to one of the greatest German philosophy posts of all time.