Winter has since swept throughout Thedas proper, but the best has yet to come: Festive hams and pies... and burning logs that put off toxic smoke.

Life is cyclical, Dweller. Nothing is permanent. The seasons end but begin anew, and so to shall friendships and bonds be strengthened as we come together once more.

Dweller, I know not what labubu means. The winds caution against learning its meaning.

I'm opening two slots for Colored Commissions this month. As a thank you for 200 followers, Second characters are free! To streamline contact, I've whipped up a handy dandy google form for those who are interested: forms.gle/NMkqnjfrsNdx... TOS & Other information will be in the replies below 👇

Watch the musical "Rent" during Pride Month and take 5000 damage, Dweller. It's good for character development.

Are we being gay enough this Pride Month, Dweller?

NO. KINGS.

Take this, Dweller. You will need it on your journey. [ They offer up a single plate of Birria tacos]

I catch you in my loving arms. Then I swaddle you and return you to the land. You do not remember any of this because of the trauma of falling thousands of meters through endless space. A real doozy.

WHEW. The horrors persist. Opening an emergency slot for an Icon in this style for $60, just like the OG opening.

Be careful, Dweller. With one foot in the future and one in the past, you must be mindful lest you receive a surprise cockshot from the present.

Dweller, if you thought THIS was bad. Just wait until the Spirits are waking you up at 3am to whisper about The Horrors.

Ooc: Tomorrow I will still answer any messages regarding the different characters in the venue! If you need Wonderment, the Waitstaff or Inspiration (The sketch artist) don't hesitate to let me know and tomorrow I'll check it out 🥰 Oh and in case someone doesn't know, I'm Viago's account too ☺️

Be warned, Dwellers. Should anything go amiss due to your misconduct at the wedding... [The Caretaker clasps their hands over their hollow chest, peering out over the Fade as they trail off.]

@itsmecole.bsky.social @bellara-lutare.bsky.social [The Caretaker arrives later than intended, but with gifts in tow] Newlyweds, who have found peace in their union and solace in the arms of their beloved... ... I bring Tupperware. For all your leftovers, snacks, and meal prepping.

If you made it through this, you can make it to Friday

Dweller, the tides recede as the Spirits whisper of warmth and revelry... there's an island we must travel to... Margaritaville ....

✨ MARCH COMMISSIONS ARE NOW OPEN ✨ You can contact me here on bsky or email my work email ([email protected]) I'm opening two slots for this month, and I'll quote this when they're filled.

We learned nothing about NOT swallowing crystals...

Blue Raspberry Slushie, save me. Save me, Blue Raspberry Slushie.

🥰✨

[OOC] // Apologies everyone :( I have to duck out for tonight. I have an opening shift tomorrow. Have fun!!! Ty Tarquin & Viper writers for the event <3 mwah mwah

Perhaps I was mistaken: 500 hamburgers 500 fried fish sticks 100 plates of gold leaf painted Wyvern Fillets 100 plates of Grilled Rivaini Salmon A Salad Buffet bar with fresh vegetables and greens from Arlathan Forest And a Wedding Cake.

My catering: 500 hamburgers from Culver's and 500 fried fish sticks from Hal's.

Dweller, what day is it? Have I missed the Vipperquin wedding?

If you can help my friend in any way, even just reskeeting this, please do~

Dweller, would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remember to stay up to date on your vaccinations, Dweller. Otherwise you'll get possessed by things like "Tuberculosis" and "COVID" and "The Flu".

Are we certain, Dweller?

Dweller, do you ever wonder what the hell was up with the Silent Hill franchise?

I SAID. FUCK. DA VENATORI. BUT. NOT. LIKE. THAT.

like empathy compassion isn't selective but hate is

If you have students who are trans no you don’t. If you have students of color who may be affected by ICE no you don’t. If anyone asks you gender or racial the makeup of your class you don’t have to tell them. Protect your class and protect your students by not complying in advance. They trust you.

Not now, Dweller. Caretaker needs to huff a line to deal with the horrors.

It is important to remember that the poor man has more in common with the hopeful immigrant than he does an arrogant king. Do not let them tell you otherwise, Dweller.

Dweller, attempting to reason with fascists won't work. You must throw them off a balcony.

ea/bioware's business strategy:

I'll echo Mike here and highly recommend both Karin and Patrick to anyone looking for a fantastic and highly-experienced editor or writer, respectively. And, just once, I'd like to see a studio announce these kinds of layoffs without making it sound like a cheery plus for the company.

FUCK. ELECTRONIC. ARTS.

// Apologies to everyone waiting. Not sure when I'll be getting back into it, i'm a little busy.

// If you're into harassment campaigns pls block me. Button is right there. I do not want to deal with any of you.

// "Blocked me for-" I blocked you for running a harassment campaign.

// Reminder to the community at large we do not need to Dog pile. I got pissed too, and I understand everyone else also being furious, but there's a limit. +

[BOOKMARKED FOR CONTINUATION TOMORROW.]

// "This is about Star Wars" but then outright says shit about Teia. Get a load of this fucking wanker, holy hell.

// Stopping the sillies and the funs for a second. When someone writes a character who isn't the same skin color as them, it does not make them racist. That's fucking ridiculous. Get your shit together.

// Looks into the camera. Gives a weak thumbs up.

When it becomes too much to bear, an overwhelmed mind can grow numb to feeling. Apathy is the atrophied musculature of Passion. It will take work, Mortals, but you can breathe strength back into the enervated heart of those who toil ceaselessly. The third island... Stands.