I saw someone on telegram had F.O.B. in their bio and immediately thought fallout boy, but they're a little and it probably just means friend of bluey XD

*slams clipboard repeatedly on the desk* dicks, dicks, dicks…

One of my favorite memories is walking into the room where my husband and his friends were chatting, casually plopping a tea bag on his forehead, and immediately walking away, giggling like a little gremlin

When that oversized plug is finally in and buzzes for the first time

Will also be neat to check out the other work site in the DFW area later this year

It was neat to visit Baltimore, but I'm glad to be back home. I'm sure I'll be back at some point again for work

Travel cat is ready for adventure! My husband gave him to me to keep me safe on my travels. And I've got to keep him safe until we both get back home 💜

Packing the essentials for my trip

Pretty sky

Whenever I see rainbow'esq markings I always think of the fruit stripe zebra and toys r us

Looks like I'll be in Baltimore from the 15th through the 18th. My first company trip should be interesting. Got a nice room and a big king size, so it won't be too bad

Fun, I'll probably be in Baltimore for a few days in the middle of June

LOL, I casually mentioned seeing a former coworker's name in our codebase during a meeting. My supervisor gave a very brief "yep" and moved on. Then asked me to stay after the call for something else. Hah, If my boss were gay, this would've become: "Guurrrlll. Ok, we bout ta spill some tea"

I just remembered I used to watch a lot of AFRTS (now AFN) growing up on base in Germany. I got a good laugh and remember we would just call it "a farts" because, come on, it's right there XD That time is bittersweet for me. So many good memories mixed in with the growing depression

Oh no... I just demonstrated that I was competent in using crystal reports. I sense many more of these projects coming my way X.x

I changed their bedding today and keep looking over to see smudge staring at me. I think she keeps falling asleep while doing it too. It's adorable

Heck, @littletroubles.bsky.social Paleo pamps are so comfy and cute. Really put me in kiddo headspace. I just hope no one sneaks some coprolite in while I'm not paying attention

Suggested albums today are from Heart, Bowie, Talking Heads, The Cars, Rush, Alan Parsons Project... Gonna have some classics to work to today

*takes a melatonin and thinks* "I'm glad I'm finally going through this... wait, when _did_ I get this..." *Checks the bottle, it's dated 9/25* Oh...

No Maho, your work does not have an ABDL Pal and Pride section listed... You're seeing a thing about business. I may need more caffeine

One neat thing I learned about my new job is that I'll probably have occasional trips to Baltimore and the DFW area throughout the year. So I might get to see peeps in those areas

First day on the new job and the only real complaints I have is some of the assumed knowledge of the internal systems and the use of white on chartreuse in so many of the training docs and system interfaces XD

I've been putting coconut oil on my feet after I finish bathing, and I've really noticed a difference. The callouses are fading and they're noticeably softer

I love when my gerbils stop what they're doing to groom each other. It's just so cute

Lol, Twitter decided to suspend my ad account being I was being inauthentic, whatever that means. I guess they didn't like how little I used it or maybe they didn't like my dick pics XD

Having something to read that isn't my phone has also been a great thing. It's too easy to switch apps or get distracted by notifications.

I finished reading Storm Front this evening. Not the first time I've read the book, but the first time in a while that I've actually read something to completion. Was good. Dresden files is a great series

Huh, my pits smell like yarrow right now. Neat

One of these days I'll figure out how to be interested in myself and be able to hold a decent conversation. I think it comes from shutting down for so long and only really holding a shallow interest in things.

Today has been a good, but also sad day. I submitted my resignation so I can start my new job in a few weeks. It's terrifying, and exciting at the same time. I don't think I've ever really left a job of my own volition, and my current job has helped me heal from the 10 year disaster that preceded it

I used to have a very prominent scar on my leg from when a bike chain wrapped around it and cut kind of deep. I got it when I was a kid, and it's mostly faded now. I don't know why, but I'm a little sad about that. It's like another piece of my childhood fading away. Silly, but all things fade

I miss spaghettieis

*sigh* dropped my phone last night and now I've got cracks across the screen. I have a screen protector on it, so hopefully that's the only thing that is cracked. Thankfully I only notice them when the light hits just right. So I'll probably ignore it until it really starts to frustrate me

*kicks his little paws, idly humming* Swing your arms, from side to side Come on, it's time to go. Do the Mario! Take one step, and then again Let's do the Mario, all together now!

I have peed in a cup, now I have to wait to see if I pass the test

Lol, snow expected overnight and then by Tuesday it'll be 70 and then 80s to finish out the week. Gonna start spring by skipping straight to summer. I bet we'll see 100° weather in April

Have you seen a banner tail kangaroo rat today? Now you have 💜

While this is good legislation to pass, it's also important to note this won't affect payment processors at all. This is for regulator and bank relationships, and PayPal, Visa, and the like won't be affected.

You ever think about how we stopped seeing all the pushes to support local, Mom and Pop shops? I don't really have a follow-up to that, and I am not really local first either. I've always gone to online sources because I don't like the people interactions. Just something that came to mind.

I hate the substar situation, and hate that the artists who use it are going to suffer because of payment processors again. In another life, I know I would be feeling the same pain. I hope a solution is found, but I fear that it will be taken from them again.

I keep feeling the desire to post horny pics I've taken and to treat this more like an AD account XD

I finally logged into Windows after being in Linux for a few months and decided to try using my tablet. And of course, clip studio decides not to work because I don't have a license for the current version and the app doesn't let me download the one I have.

9 games I hold dear

It's funny, last night I had the first dream I've remembered in a long time and it was a nightmare that I got high and ruined my chances at a new job. XD And today I'm feeling like my mood yesterday did a complete 180. Brains are weird

I hate days like today where my general anxiety and depression keeps me from enjoying anything. I wish I had a comfort thing that I could turn to and help ease it

I hope to hear that during the state of the union all of the "accomplishments" just earn laughter. Cutting, side splitting laughter. It's been advertised to me as "America is back" which is the biggest joke there is.

Bah. Why do I feel more hungry after eating a full ass meal than I did before I had dinner? 😮‍💨