Omg use your butt! 😩

Come on folks. If you need to talk my DMs are free but let’s let people enjoy the show.

The new X-men is out. 😬

I never feel more fem and proper than when I put on a shower cap. I laugh everytime I gotta take a shower. It makes me feel so lady like. Whoops Pride is over. Butch it up fellas. 😬

I almost went to prison behind a Pisces I’m cool off them.

Sidebar but I love the straight men dancing and vibing to the Caresha. “Spen dat shit” 😂

Sidebar I saw the Catfish guy selling a liver detox powder. There is no money in television apparently. 😬

Some tactful humor idk this is always a rough one. In my early interactions I overtly talk about being self conscious about my breath at work. When I pull out a mint for myself they often ask and I say “here you take two!” There’s a laugh and I don’t have burnt eyebrows when they are talking to me.

One of my IG crushes is straight! He and I connected on career stuff and we would chat and he’d be like “wudup handsome king!” Just wasting my Gotdamn time. And then and then his lady is gorgeous! 😩 I can’t fight a pretty broad. Where the ones with knife wounds and ashy knuckles? 😭😭

Man you are still young you just gotta be smarter. This is the decade where you form what your life will look like in your 60s and beyond. Whatever life you wanna live start with the end in mind and work backwards. You wanna be frolicking on a beach? Do you got beach money? If not how do we get it?

• 𝗔𝗴𝗲: 36 • 𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀: He/Him, and Boss • 𝗛𝗲𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁: 5’11” (I don’t lie about my height) • 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝘇𝗲: 11 • 𝗦𝗶𝗴𝗻: Capricorn • 𝗦𝗲𝘅𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘆: often 🫡 • 𝗧𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻? My time • 𝗙𝗮𝘃 𝗳𝗼𝗼𝗱: Beef • 𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲: no devil’s lettuce • 𝗧𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗼𝘀: 1 • 𝗣𝗶𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀: 0 • 𝗙𝗮𝘃 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗼𝗿: Red • 𝗗𝗠𝘀?: sure • 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗰?: as long as you are singing

Imma say what I gotta say bc I can fight. 5’4 with a size 10 shoe…LaCienega you ain’t slick. 🧐 We really letting this sturdy center of gravity pocketknife troll us on Beyoncé’s internet? Smdh we gotta do better.

I don’t think people are dumb but I think there are enough dumb people for Michael Guest to say this without any consequences and enough some bolstered supporters.

Poison currently 🤔 there are a few and it changes.

I woke up bc I heard one of my kids knock some shit over. Idk what it was and idk where it was. When I called for them my daughter responded with her “yes Daddy?” Meow. Bitch what fell?! 😒

I did all this chopping to make pikliz to find out one I don’t have scotch bonnets and I don’t have white vinegar. I substituted Thai chilies and rice wine vinegar. This ain’t pikliz but it’s gonna hit 😬

Me all Pride Month:

Let me go see what Lestat did last night while I was watching Game of Dragons 😅

Lissen can we talk? the Daddy Targaryen sailor 😮‍💨 can get it everyday and twice on Tuesdays

I went on a date today. During a conversation I said, “I don’t want to pontificate on this because I don’t know enough about it.” He later texted saying I was rude because he thought I meant he should shut up. He didn’t know what “pontificate” meant and assumed offense instead of asking.

I haven’t made my bullshit purchase this month and I wanna get this battery powered power washer. The thought is for my shower…and it seems fun. 🫣

I had to bring some joy in my life. Have y’all seen that man that fist bumps people and then swings them around like a rag doll? 😭

The immigration we have isn’t enough to keep up with our aging citizens. Moves like that create even more of a vacuum. This is going to drive healthcare up and continue to hollow out cities like Springfield and states like Ohio.

I need a good knee pop. 😩

I thought I was being vigilant by adding alert devices that signal if there were leaks under my sinks. These things are an absolute bitch to sync to the phone. 🫠

I hope not just one 🫣

Hol dawn 🫣

Keeping an indie brand open in 2026 has been…interesting. A quick, honest update and one small favor. 💚

I hate wearing shorts. My eyes are up here buddy. 😒

My oxtail levels are low and my eating out budget is high. 🫣

I remember playing Street fighter Alpha 3 with my cousin and we would fight over Sakura. He’d pick her and would do this particular kick because her panties would show. I just wanted her because I liked her. 🙄

My kids are playing tag. If I shut the door they are gonna cry all night. If I reprimand them they are gonna be distance for almost a day. I just want to go to sleep in peace. 😪

Gay Pride event math:

Every single one of them.

This will be entertaining if his ex wife speaks up. This is all over the place.

Wait we got beef with cucumbers? 😭

A medium rare bone in ribeye, adequately salted with the fat cap rendered 🫣

I gotta stay off the internet and go be an adult. I just saw this lady make peach cobbler tiramisu. 😬

Lissen I think Pastor Tony showed that man what he was going to do about it. This is the same energy Will Smith had. I want y’all to understand what I am saying.

I just wanna say to @willsofleo.blacksky.app I knew. 🧐 I mean I didn’t KNOW but I KNEW. 🧐NOW I know what I knew. Y’know? 🤗

I came over here to talk about music and y’all being freaky frogs. 🫣

I just saw some catfish nuggets for 2lbs for $1.34 at the grocery store almost pulled the trigger on them but the sticker was looking crazy and worn out so i sat back…I’m regretting it…and also how is the cat seasoned? 🫣

I need to talk about Vox Machina! 😭 damnit man

Today is my half birthday but I am full of joy today. 🤗

Only if they are crispy

My therapist said the dating pool is top heavy with avoidantly attached people. She said think about it securely attached folks know how to pair off and make relationships work. Anxiously attached folks will stay in a bad relationship. Avoidant folks leave quickly, cycling back in the dating pool.

I think of how I know Summer Walker for feeding her newborn honey. Or just about every time Quavo cheated Cardi was sad/mad on the internet about it.

What the Kim Burrell is this? 😭

Turn this up. 😭

That Xena Game 😮‍💨