Lissen y’all tap in. There’s too much money to be made, loved ones to see, stretching to do, cleaning, planning etc etc etc to have time to missing some man.

The only way I’ve eaten is successfully is when you whip it in a blender and had fresh herbs. That a is terrible. Yogurt with bones in it with fruit and you want me to eat that breakfast?!?? I’ll flip all this shit over. 🫠

Internet folks have found that ice guy had a Grindr account. He appeared to be married. 🧐

It’s okay to have a bag of chips or something savory for dessert and to eat dessert first. Americans eat dessert for breakfast so the rules are really whatever.

That I’m eating probably cake. That I won’t eat is anything with coconut flakes. That is a useless ingredient 😒

I am being accosted by a beast! 😭 my son gets super affectionate in the morning and headbutts me. I say “personal space” and he just starts purring. Back up dude.

Roster for sure but BPW close second and then Hurt me so good or Pick up yo hood feelings bc those two are more classic Jazmine. She is my favorite artist and this album to me was her weakest but it resonated with way more people than any of her projects. I just love that folks know her now.

SM to me is so fascinating. I just learned where tenderism came from. I also just found out Keith Lee went up there and couldn’t connect with the guy because the guy has security. The Owner also has a podcast? The silo you can be in. I knew the word tenderism but didn’t know where it came from.

The thing is if they do say this the Reps are going to turn around saying Dems want criminals killing our women and doing fraud and leading gangs. Strategically it makes sense but it doesn’t meet the moment. Politics aren’t always a moral game.

But mind you the GOP machine called it Obamacare. The Obama admin didn’t want it called that. Now Americans are like “oh shit I like my healthcare.” Fuck all y’all. 😒

Y’all @ianseys.bsky.social ain’t wish me a Happy New Year nor a Happy New Years. I think it’s because I told him I’m not crazy about Sade. 🥺

I have been wearing out and I mean almost three times a day wearing out this. Ginger herb chicken, sumac yogurt dressing, pickled shallot, chili oil, kimchi on naan and a kale cabbage salad

You wanna run that play again Champ? The what now? 😭

Oh I’m just coming across how y’all got to MBJ was playing three characters in that movie. Okay I agree he played three.

I’m sorry for calling you heauxs. I got my @hausurban.com ☺️

A classic but super sidebar the thought that we kill something to extract their eggs is wild. I have had multiple thoughts about if some alien or being did that to us. They farm us and have us in a tank just so we reach egg dropping stage then boom our babies are on a plate with space crackers. 😱

I got up early to buy some @hausurban.com and you heauxs done bought up all the product. I can’t get my heather hoodie. 😒

Eggs Benedict smh it makes me feel rich also in general anything you can make a sandwich out of. Breakfast sausage, egg, pancake I am but a lustful man. 🫣

This is so beautifully said the public figure that come to mind around this are Jada Pinkette and Michele Obama both spoke about how they at certain points hit walls in their relationships where they had to seek happiness internally than through their relationship.

My straight friend said to me he will be dating other women when he’s interested in someone but the women he’s dating can’t date other men or he’s not interested. I asked if he’d like to unpack that or leave it alone. He said he’s good on leaving it for now. 😂 Overal a nice guy but yikes. 😬

I know we’ve been here awhile but it’s scary that Vance is pushing this stuff because it just makes the landscape worse. What’s so cynical about this is he’s pretending. Idk how we get out of this without a lot people Kirking.

In the words of Andrew Caldwell: Were yo mass!

I took time to figure out what to for tax season…can I just say fuck it we ball?

Lissen at the grocery store imma put it in the cart. Some cherry vinaigrette? 👀 sure I’ll try that for $32 😂

See id be like “I have a quick question.” Wait intently for them to answer and go “can you stfu?” Like a comedian shuts down a heckler you gotta nip that quickly.

I know the Minnesota thing is going on but I really can not. I hope no one else gets hurts that’s so crazy.

Y’all please halp me off this floor. 😭

Say sike 🫠

I used beguile at the bank the other day. They were trying to get me to sign for a Zero APY CC and I wasn’t feeling the sales pitch. She looked bewildered till she caught the context. We need words other than the basics have some fun. 😂

There are times when I go “man this is just friction” 😂 discernment tells me how I definitely know I should not be doing that. Sometimes being a mature person who manages impulses is boring.

I remember that the things I’m critical about myself on most people don’t even notice. Everyone is so focused on themselves and a lot of the things they focus on doesn’t even register outside of ourselves so why trip so hard?

My apartment crush tapped me on the shoulder and said “I like your hair” 🥰 that was basically a marriage proposal right? 🫡

I’m not nice. I hate being nice. Nice to is performative. I try to be kind which to me involves practicing compassion for others while maintaining authenticity.

A real NY slice then nothing. Everything else either pepperoni or a supreme with the Italian sausage.

Ethically this is on the wrong side of history on this and they have the legal and financial mess they are making by doing this. Now if just a few other franchises do the same they have an even bigger PR mess. I really don’t see the upside. To curry favor for a President for 3 years.

I have to stand up for them. I’ve had four man shoppers in the past four deliveries and no issues. I think they are getting the message. How I can’t forget one time I asked for croutons and I got those crispy thin breadsticks you use for a charcuterie board. 😭

Wowzers. I love hearing people tell stories. They are almost never the villain. That’s so crazy. Bringing in the New Year back in an AirBnB while your friends are shaking ass bc yours was deemed too big. Smh ain’t no way.

I did but nah I’d love to have a dope marriage and we be some rich uncles. Beyond that miss me. I dread the idea of some snot nosed kid waking me up 3am bc they want a pb&j. 😂

My daughter in my son’s number one spot taking a bath. She looks so content but she definitely knows that’s his spot.

Love is a pretty good feeling. When you think about the person and feel all mushy. ☺️

I am about an hour behind schedule but that sleep was fantastic. 😮‍💨 My brain is at 100%.

@tayloreric.dev sidebar but I’ve been saying “Happy New Year Niggazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” the whole weekend and we are bringing that into Monday. Thank you for that. 🫡😭

That reminds me… @epereza22.blacksky.app 🗣️how’d y’all both end up blocking each other?! Also before the nonsense would you have spun the block? 😂🤭

As he fucking should. Fantastic show and a fantastic actor. 😮‍💨

In a club in San Diego I had a man come up to me and say “I wish we could have babies because they’d have your beautiful black skin and my hair.” I was not assumed.

Looking forward to this. That trailer *chef’s kiss* the Early Access looks promising. However they are taking FOREVER they told us about this like three years ago. 😒

Someone in highschool who’s name was also Corey. His response was “nice” and that’s how I found out he liked to dabble in boy as well. 😂

It’s a no from me dawg. My political views are around a value set that acknowledges the humanity in everyone and supports folks who need help most while maintaining their dignity. If someone had opposing political views idk where we align on what I see as core morality.

Y’all heauxs are fake. I’ve been trying to play BG3 for months with people. @roamingdruid.bsky.social is the only one that came through. Real recognize real. 😂😭

Is this tenderism?