Most if not all anime video games are just godawful. Keep this.

I need to celebrate today. 😏

We did the owl hairball thing but no animals. I heard AP biology in highschool did cats and the teacher was slapping the dead cats on desk. That was ridiculous.

Lmao I was on a work call and as an outro I said “you have a nice day” he goes “love you too” 😂 I said “we will blame that on Monday.” He was so embarrassed. 😭

I am seated! 😂

Her reflection on this is so odd to me. Sure the spotlight can be bright especially when you are being made fun of. No pushback there. BK wants exposure but this no longer became about their product, it centered MJB. Suggesting BK orchestrated the viral moment at her expense missing the power of SM.

Hmm 🤔 Real crisis kills dating capacity. Survival comes first. I’ve lived it and seen it-grief, money whatever. If you are struggling say financially, dating shouldn’t even be on your radar. You are distracting from a very real problem. Every ounce of energy needs to be towards addressing that.

I’m suppose to be sleep but I’m up thinking I’m a battle of Iron Man vs Lex Luthor who would win? I think Lex. They may have similar intellect but He has better technology. Okay I’m going to bed. 😅

Nobody: Me: 🗣️too much neck Honey! *frantically motions to neck* 🤭

Couple of things: 1. Why is Cardi dressed like a Power Ranger? 2. 🗣️Missy Fucking Elliot!!!!!!! 3. Cardi is a little thing and with heels her towering over Missy I had no idea Missy was that short 4. Look how happy Missy looked coming on stage. Still showing the new girls love and support.

Shit 🫠

“Straggot” is wearing me owt! 😭

Sidebar I wish I had some ice cream.😔

I just watched this hour interview with Lena Dunham and I get why folks find her so grating. She speaks in meta and also has that theater kid energy topped with an immense push and pull of caring what folks think and while being intensely driven to be herself.

I need some roast chicken, broccoli and a lil rice for dinner. 🧐

So I got he goes on Twitter and then runs into the bedroom at full speed quarterly. We all on the same page here? 🧐

Boundaries aren’t to control other people. They are an opportunity to make space for others while respecting yourself.

I love the gays and I love nerds. I just saw this man dress up like Katana and I just 🫠

My glasses are ready but right next door a lil pizza spot is there…thought I’d knock out a two for one. Get my glasses so I can see them heat me up a slice…and a drink. 🫣

Oh 🫣

I was told I couldn’t get on it and I had the fomo. Apparently that’s a bed for adults. Also my only other reference point is where I think it was a Freddie Kruger movie where the girl was trapped in the water bed. I had lots of thoughts around waterbeds. 😅

Sidebar trumpy has lost some weight. Is it stress? That hand thing? Or is he on the shot? 🧐

Wait so a fan tried to sit with Ice Spice at the McDonald’s then got mad when she couldn’t and got to scrapping? What is wrong with you people? Sorry Ice but why are you in a McDonald’s? You eat in the car like a normal celebrity. Second the parasocial relationship of it all.

I wonder what the piece they needed to be explicitly clear about the link? This was an odd one.

How Sway? 🫠

I finally got around to answering this DMs (2 days ago) and the guy says “I forgot I sent that. You don’t talk much do you?” Well let me not make you a liar now. *deletes messages*

I think it’s childish but my bday being around Christmas it’s always chaotic in the office so I normally just take off my half birthday in the summer. So technically no but I do.

I bought six split chicken breast bc I thought it would be a good idea to save a few dollars…I’m about to open a butcher’s shop. 😒

The other day I had to advocate for myself but I got a year of contacts, my exam and glasses for $44. I was so grown. I walked out that bih like:

Wait I wonder if they are going to push teen marriage to backdoor address the birthdate while holding “conservative values”. Either way girl what? 😒

Alright y’all loud today. Let me go on about my business because my feelings are hurt now. 😬

Sidebar I had my eyes checked and my prescription changed a full point on each eye. Yah boy was out here a lil dull now I’m in HD!

Your diet. We often talk about black celebrities doing skin bleaching. Some do but a lot just get a dietitian and changed things up and their skin looks better. Think Charlemagne, Megan Good, Kelly Rowland their complexion changed over the year but most likely not skin bleaching.

I just saw some English man talk about how he changes his accent because every time he talks here in the states people mock how he says “water”. He says it’s incredibly rude. I always thought the mimic was coming from intrigue but if you were on the other side sure I can see that. 😬

I always wonder how this goes over in real life. As siblings if you show up to the bbq like this do we say “oh looking at you!” 😅 how does that interaction go down if you got this kinda work done? I think I would say “oh you are healing nicely” bc it acknowledges the work but it’s not rude. 🤭

Booty Buffet Bonanza! 🫣

Folks are distancing themselves over this. Swalwell is done but there are others. Mind you did this AFTER the me too movement. 🫠

I could use a lil Jersey Mikes 😮‍💨

I had to read this story twice. 🫠

Exactly 💯

Never, I am not with the concept at all. If I’m mad at you the last thing I wanna do is touch genitals. Eewyyucck

These are the things you tell your good good gf and your therapist. Anyone else and you are just bragging. 😭 Could you imagine if she told this to the fiancé? Someone would have to go visit that man and move some furniture. No good would come for this information.

This is moving so quickly. So what actions did he do and what did is apologize publicly for?

I should’ve ordered grocery earlier after 5 the delivery gets 😬 one time the guy asked me to walk a block towards him to get my grocery. Now sir. 😒

Only once. My bf and I were apart and another couple was apart in the seating but each of us were next to the other’s partner so we switched. I switched because it benefited me but beyond that I don’t think I would. Not on a plane. I need my window seat.

Lissen you don’t need it till you need it and then it’s very inconvenient when you don’t. However lmfao. I did this for CD drives on the PC for almost a decades and didn’t use it once. However a printer makes more sense. Print me out the Mapquest so I know how to get to Niagara Falls. 😅

Sure whatever let’s say this is the standard. Where was this energy after E Jean Caroll? They did this same thing with Al Franken. They rallied to oust him but never took any energy towards who else was doing the very thing Franken did. They only are saying this because it’s a Dem.

Keke Palmer doesn’t always get it right but she’s is kind and empathetic. I saw her talk about the man that proposed to her. She had space for him in how lonely or whatever state he’d had to be in to get to thinking his relationship was two-sided with her. Having had a stalker that is very scary.

Assassinations for high level clientele 😬

The Internet was a mistake 😭