Wham down. Finally taken out at work today. Going 16 days until being sent to #whamhalla is a new record for me. Previous best was less than 100 hours. I have still this far avoided Mariah. I have no idea how my luck has held out so well either.

As an Athiest, I see little difference between the United Caliphate of America and the current Disunited Theocracy of Dumbfuckistan we have now.

I don’t know why some people are acting surprised at shitlers reaction to the Reiner murders. This is always who he has been.

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

Who’s playing #Whamageddon this year? Proceeds to #LastChristmas go towards charities. The #GeorgeMichael estate have requested people not avoid playing this song. Time to play Whamageddon on Hardcore mode! See how long can you last until you hear “All I Want for Christmas is You” by Mariah Carey.

I have a special loathing for That Song because I used to work for Rite Aid. Their music selection starting Nov 1 included it in very heavy rotation along with Santa Baby, Xmas Rapping, and Mariah of course. I would literally hear each of those songs at least 10 times a day for 2 months straight.

Just as Die Hard is an Xmas movie, “Last Christmas” is NOT an Xmas song. “The very next day, you gave it away” - The critical event and reason for the song occurs on Boxing Day, not Christmas. Thank you for attending my TED talk. #whamageddon

Its officially December time to go lose #whamageddon again.

Feedback loop of political enshittification: GOP policies embolden assholes and make workplaces shittier. Shitty customers and workplaces cause retail workers to lose empathy. Less empathic voters vote more republican. Republicans enact even shittier policies. Repeat until republic falls.

The next legitimate administration must sign and get ratified the Rome Statute.

I guarantee you the next time I fly I will be wearing the rattiest old pair of sweats and sandals I can find.

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Twice today I have recieved targetted spam regarding isreali illegal occupied territory. Do I legit have to block the actual name of the territory where real atrocities happen because Bluesky cant stop this obvious botting?

If I ever invent a Time Machine, Alexander Graham Bell is a dead man. Granted he’d be like 180 something years old right now so… I guess he’s a dead man if I don’t invent a time machine too

They want to reinforce Halloween not realizing it has also fallen. We must regroup to Back to School season then prepare a full frontal assault on Kringles army of late stage capitalism elves lest we lose the summer too.

I don’t usually defend Shitlers conduct, but a blow job between consenting presidents… #bubba

This idiot Pam Bondi is going to actually let Clinton and other Democrats get away with a selective/vindictive prosecution claim what a fucking moronic administration.

There's just a giant intellectual, political, & institutional infrastructure built up around the Democratic Party, devoted to convincing it not to fight. The whole f'ing apparatus needs to be nuked from space.

The Democratic Party is never going to be the party that actually fights. There are a few good apples, but most of the bushel is just as corrupt as the Republican Party. We need a Progressive party much much more than we need a blue wave.

The only rational conclusion I can come to is that Democrats do not want to have a governing majority. They are afraid of a blue taunami that would force them to govern They have gone full Gingrich-era Republican.

Lets just quit pretending that it is one party. Let the Republican Lites have their own party.

Trump to announce new tarriffs on Canada, Japan and the Falkland Islands for being unfairly good at baseball.

I am once again demanding that Christmas end its illegal occupation of October.

Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...

At a used car lot: so you are ok with the Toyota? Great. Just so you know, as soon as you sign the contract, I’m going to switch the car to a 1987 Yugo, jack the interest to 85%, and poke holes in the gas tank. Sue? My brother’s the judge. Sign now or I slash tires. This post is not about cars.

America’s course is just like the altitude chart of a skydiver. A long, slow climb upwards, with some turbulence along the way, followed by precipitous drop straight down. The only question now is whether we remembered our parachute.

Is there a pack or some other organization collecting funds to primary anybody who votes to open the government specifically? I mean, Fetterman he is obviously going to change parties or face the primary that he will lose, but what about CCM in Nevada?

I think in general the GOP has completely misread what recissions have done. There's literally no reason for dems to cave if Russ Vought can just do whatever the fuck he feels like. There's no benefit for them, no higher ground. The politics are murky enough it doesn't matter.

Congratulations to our whoever correctly predicted the world’s most obvious Trumper tantrum and shorted the market today before the tariff announcement and probably right before the Nobel announcement

Officially hitting the “you cannot leave” stage of Trump’s Nazi regime.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but according to 31 U.S. Code § 5112 n2E, it is ILLEGAL to post a president on a coin, unless they've been dead for 2 years.

The Trump Dimes will not be legal tender, as it is illegal to have a living person on US coinage. Unless he dies, of course. Then they would be legal.

The end of due process for immigrants is the end of due process for citizens. Few understand this.

Need some knockoff red caps for MAGA CCM and MAGA Fetterman.

Paradoxically, this also means they have a shit negotiating position when they actually need it, because everybody knows they can't be trusted to keep a deal.

Every layoff is just one less card in their deck. Any promise to reatore anything is worthless so they are only destroying what little bargaining power they have. Bring it on.

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

Normalize holding a grudge against conpanies who did you or your country wrong, for a reasonale length of time - say, 10,000 years or so.

Confirmed. The rapture just happened. Everybody left on earth is an asshole. Sorry guessing none of us made the cut.

So I guess the makers of Tylenol didn’t bribe him enough

Paste too.

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Petition to mockingly take over Kirk day by honoring James Tiberius Kirk instead.

One silver lining of all this is now I never have to even pretend like I care one bit about the Marvel movies

I might buy this t-shirt to remind myself on a bad day, that somebody, somewhere, is probably having a worse one 😂 #GraphicDesign #DesignDisasterpieces

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