You know you’ve entered “get off my lawn” era baseballdom when you can’t look at Aaron Harang without saying “I remember sitting up through the extra inning monstrosity that broke him in the 18th.”

BALLS ARE FLYING

Errbody reminding me about balls flying.

Hi my precious #redzilla

The Reds’ heads are gonna get sore from all that tapping.

Just had a chat with someone who heard me…enthusiastically…cheering for Redzilla so I missed getting a pic and video. Just know I yelled for my delightful beastie.

LOOK. #redzilla

Bumpity bump. Happy Opening Day! ⚾️❤️

I’m late. Can’t help it. Gimme those #RedsWinsProjections2026 please! You have about 20ish hours to get it in. Cutoff is 4 pm on Opening Day! Use the hashtag or reply to this!

This is when I learned that AI felt like I needed A LOT of work. 😭 I had to explicitly tell it to only work on the background and NOT to change my face or hair.🙄 First image is original. Second is my “makeover.” ☹️ Third is my “ONLY FIX THE BACKGROUND” request. Sigh.

Merry Christmas 👀👀👀👀 #reds #goreds #baseball #seasonticketmember #hohoho #christmas #elfonashelf #mrredlegsondeck #ondeck

WHODEY and a free cap. #bengals #whodey

I think it’s easier in life in general just to had low expectations. Most of us women were bred for the anyhow so…it’s just easier.

I’ve not disappeared. I’m just afraid to post anything because I’m paranoid that I’m bad luck in general. It’s been a minute…

@kyredsgal.bsky.social balls be flying again at GABP

Honestly, humans maybe ought to go by these guidelines when going to the ballpark too…or anywhere. IS YOUR HUMAN RIGHT FOR BARK IN THE PARK? #Reds #baseball #barkinthepark

Can’t remember the last time I “cleaned up.” Figured I better post it here so tomorrow when I look like something found in Chewy’s stall, I’ll feel better about myself. It’s amazing what a little hair spray and lipstick can do for an old gal’s brain.

Next problem at GABP that needs FIXED before my head explodes is there is a cart (maybe a garbage cart) that they push up and down the third baseline and around left field and it has a high pitched SQUEALING WHEEL and I swear to all that’s holy does NO ONE have a can of wd40??

You’d think at some point in my life I could take Redzilla for a spin, wouldn’t you?

If I were the manager of this team, and I had 3 more able bodies, I would stop the game and pull all three of those guys out of the game. I don’t even care if it was McClain’s ball. That was just worse than little league.

I can legitimately say that I hate bobble head games about as bad as I hate anything. The lines and crankiness and way they’re distributed and everything else makes me want to never come to one. Ever. No matter what it is.

When you’re already a constant ball of emotions, seeing something like two of your favorite heart pastimes collide might be making an old gal cry a little. I grew up watching and listening to baseball, and yeah, baseball Is my heart. Forever and always.

Pizza and wings for the Speedway Classic…rain delay… #reds #braves

Also…this is the first time in a long time I’ve been able to breathe at a game. Thank goodness for not broiling on the bleachers.

This game has been a complete rollercoaster. But I’ve been watching a little boy and girl in their RedsHeads jerseys having a blast, and I won’t lie, someone may be chopping onions in this ballpark.

Lord child

My dad is gonna be big mad if it is Jake Fraley.

Can’t remember getting pizza this early before. 🍕

Maybe the sky is warning us of a bee attack. A bee swarm. A bee invasion. #GABP #Reds

I am pretty aggravated, not gonna lie. We have reported these bees here for WEEKS. The security people report it every time. Are the bees still here? Yes. Am I allergic to bee stings? Yes. #reds #seasonticketholder #bleachers

I don’t hate Nickelback. Come at me.

Am I the only person in the universe that misses McDLT’s? Am I the only one who remembers them? 😭😭

Guys, Find yourself a girl that looks at you the same way Kasey looks at #redzilla

It doesn’t matter where I’m sitting. This little beastie looks good from every angle. #redzilla

Sometimes it’s easy to let other people and other things get you down. But I’m old enough now to let it roll off my back a little easier. I can still flip my hair back and enjoy a Reds game. I think I win. 😉

Honestly don’t know why they wait so long to bring Trevino in to pitch. He’s an out machine.

That was worth sitting through fiery hot wet hell for. Go Reds

I haven’t had a Reds visor since…1990. Try to pretend I’m not literally dripping in sweat and imagine my hair is all poofed out. Same girl? Hmmmm… But 1990 was a good year for the Reds…so…maybe…

Welp. I know what can give me chills on a miserable “feels like 103 degree” evening in the bleachers. Chase Burns, Major league debut, striking out Aaron Judge to end the inning. Go Reds.

First pitch strike. Welcome to the bigs, Chase Burns. #reds

We are all in this heat together. Here’s your friendly reminder that soap and deodorant are your friends…especially if you’re going to be in a packed stadium.

It’s not Redzilla, but the rooster race is entertaining. True story: we saw wild chickens today in Miami. Just walking around like they own the place. O

I’m actually…cold…now.

Not gonna even lie. It ain’t bad sitting here in comfortable seats in AIR CONDITIONING watching a baseball game. Can we put an air conditioner in GABP??? #reds #marlins #ballparktour

Welp. Y’all. #Plantergate 2025…at Miami. 😭😭😭😭

It’s amazing the wisdom in this. Most of life exists in people not knowing the right balance between the two sides.

I swear. We sat through biblical rains Friday. And it rained plenty enough to make it uncomfortable Saturday. Now look.

They need to bring back the OG Redzilla music. It would make me feel better.

I love how we just call all these 40 mph lollipops “sliders.” Makes ‘em sound sexier I guess.

Point proven: throwing Eugenio Suarez’s 100th career home run at GABP back onto the field makes me double down on this.