Marked safe from the ugliest merch drop I’ve ever seen

I hate myself for the restraint I’m showing for this collection. I adore all of it. I NEED all of it. Unfortunately the break in case Taylor Swift does anything is the best it’s been but I’m saving it for a Christmas present for my fiancé 🙃

Unrealistic.The E should have been an L but with sharpies to draw on the rest.

Welcome back good rep merch you were missed

My Taylor Swift budget is safe once more (unfortunately because I liked a lot of the merch but wanted a cute showgirl sweater)

Funny how everyone who hated on Taylor is now silent about Kris Jenners birthday party. Like where is the issues with actual Maga billionaires? Nah? No one? You just wanted to hate on Taylor? Thought so.

Cat advice pls: Is a litter genie worth it? I’m currently using dog poo bags but the idea of the litter genie seems more convenient. Also are their litter trays good? I need to know how big it is ideally.

Zohran's campaign was his determination to make New York a city everyone can afford to live in. Huge congratulations! His success will resonate throughout the world. A story where no one is left behind. It's time to write that story across England & Wales too.

Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.

Did everyone just get engaged over the weekend? I’ve seen literally 6 different couples on Instagram 😂

If there’s one thing I’m a slut for it’s a gingerbread latte

Said goodbye to Miss Idaho today and that marks the end of the kitten era 😢

Bearman what are you doing here

Lily Allen’s album slaps Fuck you david harbour

Bout to say something super controversial but Showgirl is the pop bible that everyone thinks 1989 is

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT CORNER

Everyone officially meet Oregon! The kitten that we just couldn’t let go of, The sweetest boy who loves causing a bit of chaos.

The boys and Gen V you will always be my favourite cinematic universe

Said goodbye to this little girlie today as she’s off to her forever home 🫶🏻

This boy goes to his forever home today and I’m just not coping tbh

If only I could get my cricut back together and working 🙃

who even is this

Would have loved something like this but with literally any other photo cause this one is an ick

Just gonna have to clown for a lyric collection I guess?

Also where was the colour palette on this merch drop?! I just wanted a cute orange sweater is that too much to ask for???

tloas deserves rep era level merch </3

Is this a safe space to say that the merch was butt ugly and the accessories that were cute (hair clip etc) were over priced?

Did they forget to press the release button on the store?

we need to invent a name for the diseased behavior that is "I refuse to engage with or learn about this subject HOWEVER I simply MUST share my nasty words about it and could write whole ass think pieces about the beef I have conjured in my own imagination based on my own prejudices and fantasies"

Why do people who hate Taylor and Taylor’s music feel the need to come and tell me they hate her? Like sweet you thought of me but I’m not Taylor’s publicist/complaints department? What am I gonna do? Lower my opinion of you? If that’s what you want?

You know what? I’m sick of people bitching about Taylor’s music and slating her without doing an ounce of research into literally anything about her or her music.

Choosing to believe that every TikTok I see slating TLOAS is satirical for my mental health ✌🏻

I have literally no coordination, cannot dance for shit and am clumsy af so someone please tell me why Ive learnt the fate of Ophelia dance and am mildly okay at it

Okay actually we have a 10/10 album that might knock Rep and TTPD off of the top of my favourites list

The fake Swifties giving showgirl the TTPD treatment. Just like they did with midnights. Just like they did with folkmore. Just like they did with lover. They are haters.

Mentally preparing my fiancé to use “I’m a 2x constructors championship winner” in literally every situation for the foreseeable future

CONSTRUCTORS CHAMPIONS BABY 🧡🧡🧡

My biggest flex also happened today. Can I speak Spanish? Puedo hablar un poco

Taylor you're such a comedian "The friendship bracelets is something that the fans came up with on the Eras Tour. It wasn't me. Or else I would've invested in beads." 💀

The whole theatre chucking at the explanation for wood and then the clean version was too funny

I need a minute to process the release party

Okay this album is a full bop

Idk where people are getting trad wife from the song wi$h li$t but y’all do you with your lack of comprehension skills I guess

The box the bracelet came it is gorgeous omg

I literally can’t choose a top 5 it’s getting ridiculous cause it changes with every listen

NO F*CKING SKIPS ❤️‍🔥

taylor in father figure

“Boring Barbie”

how many times has your boyfriend said "why are we always talking about her?" god i love petty taylor we are so back