“…..” He gave a chuckle.

“ I am, Billy Batson.”

If she said that out loud, he would hit her on the leg. “I wasn’t giving you a solution. You must find that on your own terms.” “ But my power being put to GOOD use brings me closer to peace. My new Champion of Magic stands shoulder to shoulder with Earth’s heroes & despite my —

He watches, allowing the bunger to enjoy it.

He sighed. “ I’m still figuring that out.” He looked down. “There’s no easy answer for it…..” he looked determined now. “ It was mandated but I took on a new disciple. A young child. The last choice in my mind. I may not always like his childish antics but young Billy Batson has re-ignited —

He takes the ketchup & squeezes it onto a plate before setting it in front of the bunger.

“ Now you begin to understand.” He responded. “ I don’t believe all facets of magic are under your control but you do control facets. You would drive yourself crazy & make others suffer if you applied your thinking seriously.” “ The Lords of Order, not so long ago, once concluded similarly —

;; I’m so tired of these typos.

He takes him to a kitchen thstd outfitted like an ordinary house kitchen Despitr the architecture being ancient. He opens the fridge & holds him up . “ Take whatever interests you.” It’s a good opportunity to see exactly what the bunger eats too.

He sets him down. “Don’t worry. Now let’s see what kind of things you eat.”

He moved quickly for an ancient being, catching him. “Gotcha! We really gotta be more careful with you…….”

“ Every day.” He replied. “ I lost my good champions. Close friends. My brothers and sisters of magic. And people coveting my power has costed me an opportunity of fatherhood for eternity.” He spoke with conviction…and pain. “Thats doesn’t even touch how many victims have —

“ Wrong. First off, my living lightning too has been granted & misused for crimes against existence. I have trusted a champion who became a despot instead of a defendee. I’ve had several adversaries steal, copy, & imitate my magic for the sole purpose of —

“ I know enough to not overstep myseof into others & to fix a problem head-on. You are not the only one in this conversation to feel betrayal or offense over the misuse of magic.” “ It is often my most cited failure that eclipsed all good & effort í have done in my lifetime.”

“ I’m not surprised by this arrogance being around. The Lords of Order come to mind believing all magic under their purview.”

“ No you could not. My magic, the Living Lightning, is an extension of myself and existence. You command NOTHING.” “ I am Mamaragan, the ancestral being of lightning. I am OLDER. And one of the first wizards. I have led the Council of Eternity. I am a Lord of Chaos too.” “ You are a —

He smiled as he walked into the portal, showing him a new environment unlike anything experienced in its life.

The emblem of the living lightning briefly appears. “I’m far too ancient & powrrful to be silence by a mere avatar.” “ The Supergirl is who you need to help & talk some sense.”

“ Did you not learn from earlier? You’d make a terrible arbiter of magic.”

“ What an asinine notion.”

“ Sure you don’t.” He says with skepticism.

“ I assume the burger animal was a cause for concern.”

“ That. Will. Not. Help. You.”

;; Just a Wizard and his bug-burger friend he likes more than 95% of humanity.

“ That will not help you.”

He creates a portal and kneels enough to offer his shoulder. “Hop on, my friend.”

“ You seem to have a excitable & friendly personality, my bunger friend. Would you like to be the first of your kind to accompany me to my abode?” “Worry not, I’ll bring you back home.”

“Good to hear.” He continued his walk.

“ You okay, little friend?”

“ Seems you are intelligent given you understand my words or intents.”

“ I was thinking the same thing.”

;; only in roleplay could the Wizard Shazam be accompanied by an animated cheeseburger with curly fries for limbs and it be wholesome as fuck 😌

“ Creatures as odd and strange as this….bunger pepper the Wildlands.” “ Except they’re some kind of animals rather than food.”

He looked to the bunger following him but allowed it. “You wish to accompany friend? Come, come.”

The bunger seems fine. Thanks to your intervention.”

“ you’re welcome, my little food-looking friend.” He says before sitting back down in a nearby bench.

He gives it a pet before smiling. Watching it in pain earlier unlocked his compassion for all life.

@bung3rbunger.bsky.social He knelt down to check on the bunger in pain moments ago.

He whips his staff out and knocks the drink out of her hands.

Clenches fists.

If this flops, it never happened

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With no present on-lookers, he enchants his phone as an extension of the Historama and views the current events of the universe in real time.

@holymoleyy.bsky.social Pats his head.

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TEMPORARY PINNED Original Character info "It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!" Name: Elise Urayel Gender: Female Sexuality: Lesbian Age: 22 Occupation: Elven princess Role: Bottom Sub Height: 5'1

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