“….Hm.”

“ Perhaps.”

“ Oh dear.”

“ It seems I must keep my Champion on his toes, as mortals say.”

“ I don’t even know you.”

“ Not quite.”

“ Lady Death, eh? How imposing.”

“……………..This is nonsense.”

“ both of you have tried killing me in the past so no shame or compassion from me.” no hesitation either.

“ I’m embarrassed to be those two idiots’ father. I should have been there because their mother was apparently not as smart as I thought.”

“ trust nothing my daughter says!”

he looked around. “and you’re sure of that?”

“ I’d ask you that question.”

**rewarding

“ I don’t know what’s more concerning; the fact that you believe it’s rewards or that you think the universe is screaming.”

“ I will not pray to eldritch creatures.”

People out here worshipping his daughter, the literal DEVIL.

Greetings, people of Midgard! Tis a fine day indeed, for the Mighty Thor has come! Come! Tell me the cause of your woes, and they shall feel Mjolnir's wrath!

“ Carnal temptations is often among the most difficult to deal with.”

“ I doubt it.”

“ It just means I made the right choice conferring none of my power to you.”

“ How kind of you to notice, o’ demonic daughter of mine.”

“ Not that you still aren’t the latter.”

“ You’ve returned to a more vigorating form, father. One that doesn’t make you look decrepit & ancient.”

Breathes in. Breathes out.

“ I am no magician.”

KATHOOM! The Wizard is here.

“ Im thankful I never need to eat. The type of poisons you all indulge in is both insidious and strangely creative.”

“ It’s times like these Im reminded your demonic nature makes you more inclined to lash out & therefore shouldnt take it to heart.”

“ Nothing new.” he simply replied.

watch him pay attention to his dramatic daughter.

❝ 𝗜𝗻 𝗺𝘆 𝗹𝗼𝗻𝗴 𝘆𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀, 𝗜 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗚𝗧𝗛, 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗘𝗗, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗣𝗢𝗪𝗘𝗥 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗴𝗼𝗱𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗟𝗜𝗧𝗧𝗟𝗘 𝗘𝗙𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗧.❞