Ten years old i was doing cybersex on runescape

How to get job interviews with anything other than those bullshit boutique marketing agencies

More and more i feel like some bug or some low vibrating frequency in a world that does not acknowledge me

Inchoate presentiment

@kteeth.bsky.social is this a Royden sticker in the season three premier of criminal minds?

Ya totally!

This poor girl i graduated with is 30 playing a seven band bill house show… girl move on

A bar that only plays krautrock would be dope

Yo Superman.. .. Yo Judge Yo mom and dad

I know complaining don’t help but i still do it!

Aunt gave us a baby blanket so good i had to momentarily forget her politics

Comedy writer is a fake job

Just occurred to me after 18 years that I can look up the lyrics to A-Punk to understand what that guy is saying.

Criminal Minds seems like such a sad show

AMAs last night were propaganda slop

What if instead of Handmaids Tale it was Bandmaids Tale and you just had a woman in your house to do money spreads

Wazzzzzaapppp

You’re crazy if you think I’m not gonna climb on this billboard once this summer

My name in emojis 🐈🫀🦝🧊🦢🎫🧊🧮🍥

Man my friends dog died and another job rejection today. Am taking hits.

During lockdown I did some petty graffiti around town but never went back to the spots I tagged so idk if they’re still there

It’s 9/11s half birthday

I can still crush a bottle of wine

It’s a long life, better pinch yourself

Riverwards asking for a cover letter for a cashier job get bent

If there’s one thing imma do 👆 it’s lose my AirPods in the couch cushions every day i use them

Maybe it’s cause i took an edible, but i just watched the Sopranos season 3 episode 1 and 2 and it’s like the show turned a corner. Those two episodes were special.

You can’t hear the rain from my apartment. I think that’s sad.

Drinking BEERS tomorrow 😈😈😈😈😈

I’ve seen two people “could have been me” the DC plane crash

What if Weather Underground came back

They got pornbots on here now!!

Judee Sill going crazy in my ear rn

Chat is this one of the best songs ever open.spotify.com/track/69WRV2...

Blue sky social

Requesting diverse contributions to my playlist “Horrifying Vibes.” Please tell me about the most unsettling songs you know #musicsky open.spotify.com/playlist/6IY...

Garf compilation #cats #siberian #catsky

To prepare for his roll in the film, Timotheé Chalamet listened to this song a bunch open.spotify.com/track/73OCgC...

Is somebody gonna match my joie de vivre

The communist knack be like “our sharona”

This could have been the deep south’s California Gurls or Empire State of Mind #musictok open.spotify.com/track/22DH8N...

Made Morgan go with me to a sixers game and they played so bad (expected) so they got clapped but we also saw Embiid and McCain get injured how lucky

The Bruce Springsteen biopic covers the creation of his album Nebraska. Feasibly there could be a scene where Bruce hears Frankie Teardrop by Suicide for the first time. I’d enjoy that.

The only people that can make it to our friendsgiving are the same mfs we hang out with on a regular basis. I love them though. It’s just… funny.

*MJ Lenderman voice* Well i got box seats at the tecmo bowl And an uncle hooked on adrenochrome

I’ve enjoyed Frances Quinlans solo works, I’ve even seen Hop Along in concert, but i don’t think I’ve ever listened to their albums on my own

The hoarse whisperer