My manager is setting me up to be the next supervisor but I straight up do not want the responsibility.

Coworkers talking abt Brazilian steakhouses and seafood places Random customer: I like Brazilian waxes The audible silence for a noticeably uncomfortable amount of time until someone let out an obviously nervous chuckle. Snot almost flew from my nose trying to stifle my laughter

I take psychic damage every moment I am at my job

Chainsaw ending is good

:3 the coffee was just okay

Maybe i’m too woke but I don’t think ppl should waste food for content.

Hitting the impatient ass customers with a “thank you for your patience”

Got promotion but i’m losing my weekends off. Nothing matters

Idk which medication it is that’s giving me this but I feel like I think so much faster and remember so much more now 😳

Dog booking got corrupted with 30 minutes til cutoff. Had to rush to make entirely new booking and get everything out. Nobody to move the heavy shit so I just spent 15 min moving the heavy shit which isn’t even my job but I would get in trouble if it didn’t happen.

In another timeline, we were oomfs

Unique form of torture where they force you to work on your off day and the only interaction you have all day is with your bigoted coworkers

I asked a customer what his job was. C: pilot Me: yeah I kinda assumed but I didn’t want to say anything C: yeah you don’t wanna assume *Stares at me* C: ‘specially not in today’s world

Really want to say oomf at work but my old ass coworkers would not understand

Ants came in through window. Swarmed cat bowl. Cat is a messy eater. Trap has been set. I want to die. I hate ants.

Raymond in boxes

New stick :3

:D

I’m licking the tajin off the rim of a margarita like a monster idc

2018-now 2024 was a good one :) we’re engaged 🥳🥰

nart (new art)

Sunday ass Monday

nosferatuah!

Man where am I

He likes pressing esc and watching the menu pop up

:D

U kinda laugh like a dumb baby that has a single tooth and one strand of hair that curls on the top of its head

This gotta be the best feature on the iPhone

Photosensitivity warning

I kinda went off here

shrinky dinkz

I know, okay. I KNOW

Domain expansion: seattle grace hospital

rabadon's deathcap for cutie

We need a president that vapes

she skeet in my sky til i go blue

She does NOT skeet on my sky and I do NOT go blue

This means everything to us small accounts IMG_4346.jpeg

she blue on my sky til i skeet

she blue on my sky til i skeet

My chair made a weird squeak at work and now I have to spend the next 30 minutes of company time trying to replicate it so everybody knows I didn’t fart

imagine this: you have hooves and there’s a lake of goo and—

Between B*rnie, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

Bellay